So, I had no idea what I wanted to do for New Years when I was hired to shoot the Semi Precious Weapons party at Public Assembly.  I asked for more money because I didn’t want to be tied down for New Years, unfortunately they didn’t have the money in their budget.  So a few days go bye and I still had no idea what I wanted to do, and I decided I needed the money, so I asked for the job.  Now this time they have less money and I end up getting $50 less than they offered in the first place.  I am a fucking chump.  But I think the party will be fun.  I have some guest list spots so hit me up if you want on.  It should be a good time.  Also, I will be drunk, which many of you know is a special occasion as I only drink twice a year.  New Years Eve and my birthday.  Remind me to bring out my back up camera so I don’t break my D300.  Kthx.

There is this Echo & The Bunnymen after party tonight at Beauty Bar tomorrow. I know absolutely nothing about the band (except for the songs that Jess spins over and over again) but I walk by Radio City Music Hall every day and they seem pretty psyched about them. They have been on the marquee for 2 months. Anyway, the after party should be fun I am sure. Plus I will be there snapping photos and if only for a few hours, the world will be okay. Wall St. And Main St. might be full of pot holes, but 14th St. is still a-okay. Join me.

Pop Off tonight… say my name at the door.  More updates coming soon…

I will be at this tonight.  Mention me (Igor) at the door for free entry.  Come get your picture taken.  I might have some free drinks for friends too.

I am hanging out with Dimitri and Rok tonight at Savalas in Brooklyn.  You should stop by.  Franki Chan will be there, he might have drugs, drink tickets or Scion money.

I am involved with two parties this weekend, it would be great if you hung out with me at one or both of them.

On Friday we have the launch of Kill Shop Kill’s store featuring Michael T, Rok One and Jake Destruction, all dear friends… as well as a Burning Angel kissing booth or something insane like that.

On Saturday we have Pop Off at Rebel.  I am actually hosting that one, so I need you guys to say my name at the door for free entry and then I can actually get paid.  I feel like that will be a lot of fun.  I will have a bottle, and I don’t drink, so I will probably just be running around pouring it into peoples mouths, but mostly yours.

So please, please come hang out with me this weekend.  We will dance about and be merry.  See you then.

I am on day two of my forced photoblogging vacation.  However, I am taking vacation to my vacation to shoot a party I agreed to before I had to take a vacation.  It is called the Jump.  It is at Rebel.  You should RSVP and hang out with me as it is your only chance to get your photo taken this week.  Plus the photos will probably end up on the Village Voice too… but no promises.   See you out.

So Lotus is closing on Friday the 13th.  Unlucky for them.
Michael T is planning a fitting tribute: Zombie Dance Party.
I will be there doing an undead photobooth, although without a lighting set up because  last time I did a real set up in a club someone broke my lights.  There will be a horrific backdrop though.
So yeah… See you tonight?

Last night was nuts.  Details to come.  In the mean time Bday Week Part 3:  Burning Angel Party!

Come get fucked.

For serious.  Be there or be square.

I am now older than Kurt Cobain was when he died.  Is that really possible?   I am older than most professional football players.  I am too old to be the Real World.  Shit.  All my dreams have been crushed by my withering life.

As you should know by now, I don’t drink.  And as you should also know by now, I DO drink on my birthday.  And while I have work on Friday and will not be getting destroyed tonight, I WILL be on Friday.  At the party Trash. At the club 40C.  On Ave C and 3rd.

Let us now take a look back at the shots from the last time I got drunk at Trash, just one short year ago.  Thanks to TK for the photos.

This is Anna.  I saw her waiting in line to get in and I thought she was cute so I pulled her to the front.  I think I asked the dude with her if I could make out with her.  After that we talked online all the time… but I have only seen her once since and that was for like one minute.

Dimitry and Alana totally love me.  Too bad D can’t make it this year.  One of the main reasons I celebrated my birthday at High Voltage last night too.

These two random Asians pulled me into a bathroom.  I don’t really remember this part of the night at all, but let’s just say there were some pictures that did not end up online…

This is my homie Leah.  The only girl to ever make my top 8 without dating me first.  She does this.  This photo pretty much sums up exactly how I am when I am drunk.

This is Roo.  I met her at Motherfucker two days earlier and I fell in love with her.  I kept telling her that she was the only person I wanted to make out with, but I had to make out with everyone for my birthday.  It was her birthday too. I only saw her once again after this and then she moved.


This is my brother.  He is amazing.

I made out with 22 people last year and this girl was number 22.  I never saw her again, but shortly after this my friends found her camera at a Daft Punk show.  So if anyone knows her, let me know, I would like to get her the pictures back.

This is Zoe.  I ended up dating her shortly after this photo was taken.  It has pretty much been my most serious relationship in NYC.  Really my only relationship… That night I took a photo of us kissing for the first time which I always thought would be cute to show our grandkids.  Heh.

So yes, that is it.  Come out this year and witness me falling over and trying to make out with everyone and breaking my cameras and it all being a huge disaster.  It will be SO MUCH FUN!

I just wanted to remind everyone to show up to Trash tonight at 40C. (40 Ave C between 3rd and 4th).  There will be a big photos slide show which has many of you in it.  I am totally excited.  Plus there is a movie about me losing my virginity 10 years ago which I have seen none of, but have heard very weird things about.  “You can’t put this on YouTube.  They would be okay with the violence but they might have a problem with the penetration and the blow jobs.”   Point of note: My penis was not involved in the making of the film.

All the details about tonight are here.

This post goes out to my Junior Prom date for spray painting her bihawks silver to match my tux and helping me make the worst decision of my life just 10 years ago.  Shanna.  We salute you.

So roughly 10 years ago I made one of the biggest mistakes of my life and I had sex for the fist time… with my best friends girlfriend.  It was a precursor to all the misery that sex would bring me over the next decade.  To celebrate this most horrific of occasions I am hosting Trash tomorrow.  For those of you who have not been to Trash recently, or ever, it is located at 40C… which is coincidently located at 40 Ave C.  Which is at the corner of C and 3rd St.  The new spot is great and Trash is a lot more fun now that it has been of late.

Anyway, I will be showing the best images from the last year of my photoblogging… and with over 800 images in the slide show you are probably in one of them.  On top of that I will be showing a video interview of me telling the story of my lost virginity as well as some random discussion of bad sex stories over the last 10 years.  Some how the 2 hour interview I did was edited down into  a minute or two.  I have not seen it, but I am pretty sure it involves clips of hard core pornography over the Benny Hill theme.

Please do not miss it. Click the flyer to see it full sized for the visually impaired.

There are three parties this week that I am pretty excited about. Tomorrow you have your High Voltage which is always fun, but I am back on the flyer for some reason, so it will be extra fun. Friday is my 10th year anniversary party for me losing my virginity at Trash. You will here more about this soon, but here is the flyer for now. And lastly the always weird Rated X on Saturday featuring one of my photos on the flyer, so like, that makes me happy. Anyway, hopefully I will see you at all three, but if I miss you on Friday I am going to cry.

Forget half of Justice DJing tonight… who is going to this with me?  This is where the party is at… Girls! Get your game tight!  Hot body contest wins a date with Frank Gotti!  Plus highest blow out wins a date with Fran Drescher!