I mentioned it in my last post but I feel my guest blog spot deserves a bigger mention.  Starting last week and continuing until mid next week I am blogging for Late Night Feelings aka FLNGS. FLNGS is an erotic photography group blog that features a ton of photographers who I love and admire. They also have had some absolutely amazing guest bloggers in the past including a number or friends of mine and I am pretty happy that I am getting the chance to blog for them.

I decided that this would be the perfect opportunity to show some of my never before seen 35mm work.  Over the last two and a half years I have been carrying a point and shoot Yashica T4 everywhere I go with me. I am sure if you have seen me out you have noticed it on my hip. It might not be the greatest fashion accessory but I have shot several hundred rolls of film that I haven’t published. This work is very different from my party work. It is a lot more personal and stylistically very different. I am sure you can see me in the work, but I think you guys might be suprised by it if you haven’t seen any of my more fine art oriented work.

Now obviously the work on FLNGS is very Not Safe For Work so I can’t post much on the front page, but below I am going to post a few examples of some of the more tame stuff I will be showing over there. So check out the few shots below then click here to check out my guest blogs over on FLNGS.  You can also read my bio over there if you want a laugh.

I hope you dig the work. Let me know what you think. Thanks!

Right before I went on my crazy Insane Clown adventure I shot an amazing burlesque dancer named Madame Rosebud. I have known Rosebud for what seems to be a very long time and several of her numbers have appeared on this site before, but we had never shot until now. When I first met her she was very weary of party photographers and for good reason probably but after I took down some images of her she didn’t want online I think I gained some of her trust. Still, I didn’t really think about shooting her until I ran into her at Ellen Stagg’s art opening at Fuse. We talked a lot and she told me she had shot for Bob Coulter and that she wanted to do more modeling. After that we planned a few shoots and they kept getting canceled for whatever reason. But at long last we finally figured out perfect time to shoot… unfortunately we didn’t have a location.

I never shoot in my bedroom for a few reasons.  The primary reason is that I think it is sort of sleazy. People think I am a creep enough without seeing shoots in my bedroom that sort of imply that they are in my bed for anything other than a photo shoot. The other reason I don’t shoot in my bedroom is because I AM a creep and if I shoot dirty pictures in my bed I want girls to know that they will never see the light of day. If a girl says to me “I don’t want these to show up on your website!” I can tell them truthfully that I never post any bedroom shots on my website. Having people’s trust is very important to me in both my personal life and my business so photos shot in my bedroom always stay in my bedroom.

All that being said, I broke my rule, and I did it for the second time. Months ago I shot a lesbian in my bedroom because we had a shoot set up outside but it was cold and rainy and all the shots were horrible so we gave up and shot in apartment. I figured because of her sexual orientation it made shooting in my bedroom less creepy and the same thing sort of applies to Madame Rosebud. And while she does love the ladies, she does also enjoy the company of men… but just one specific man. She is engaged to the very awesome burlesque host Bastard Keith, so clearly I am not going to be messing with her, even if we do flirt a lot. Also, probably even more importantly I recently spent WAY too much money at Bed Bath And Beyond and I wanted to show off my 650 thread count sheets in at least one set!

I think I should probably stop babbling at this point and just show you the photos already. They are NSFW obviously and they are of a supremely rad chick so you should fucking love them.  You will love them. I mean how can you not? It’s Rosebuds first ever shoot in her glasses. Now that is fucking sexy…

Click here to see all the mind-altering photos of Madame Renee Rosebud naked in my bed.

This is it. The last day of Gathering of the Juggalos pictures. Are you guys gonna be okay? I hope so. But don’t worry, we have a full day of updates planned so let’s get started!

Welcome to W-Fuck-Off Radio the official radio station of Psychopathic Records. W-Fuck-Off broadcast live from the Gathering of the Juggalos several times a day every day of the Gathering. The madness was hosted by Wolfpac and their crew including Burning Angel Jade Jolie. I saw Wolfpac years ago in Richmond and it seems we have a lot of mutual friends. On top of that I once rode in a limo with Jade in Vegas to some Burning Angel event. Small world.

I didn’t get a chance to see the Wolfpac at the Gathering (I was busy cleaning watermelon off my camera post-Gallagher) but I heard it was insane. If their show was half as crazy as their radio bits I am sure it was out of control. I only caught a few segments of the show and I saw some crazy shit.

The first time I checked them out they duct taped a guy to a stripper pole and one of the Wolfpac girls shoved an E pill in his ass. Then they duct taped him to a chair so they could watch what happened to him through out the show. At some point they gave him a beer bong which he gladly accepted not knowing that they also poured tequila in it as well. He may have vomited a little bit.  After that they blind folded him and one of the girls gave him a lap dance while she tortured him. It was pretty hilarious but I had to leave after a while.  When I came back the next day they had another guy tied up but this time they put him in a baby pool full of oil and he had to take four girls bikinis off before they took his clothes off. He actually won despite being taped up at first. Also I saw the Wolfpac guys get people to chug maple syrup. What the guys didn’t know is that they put some sort of insanity hot sauce in the syrup. I didn’t get any shots of this, but the dudes were not happy when they realized what was going on.

Oh, I am not sure if I mentioned this but whenever some crazy shit wasn’t going on the Wolfpac was playing music and the Wolfpac girls were stripping.  Let’s just say W-Fuck-Off had a pretty good crowd all day long…

Click here to see the pictures of W-Fuck-Off Radio at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Very NSFW.

Ps. This is the last update involving any sort of juggalo porn. I am really sorry but there is always next year! *sniff*

For complete 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

This shit never stops does it?

Have you ever wanted to see a bunch of juggalettes rip each others clothes off covered in oil, water and Faygo? No? Well, too bad. Slick Chix was hired to set up oil wrestling at the Gathering of the Juggalos. They brought some girls with them but then they asked for juggalette volunteers from the crowd to wrestle. They would put four girls in a ring together and the last one to have all of their clothes torn off of them would win. Seriously, this happened.

If you notice a small child in one of the pictures, she was there rooting on her mother who was one of the contestants. Her mom came in second place. Seriously. This madness happened several times throughout the four days of fun that is the Gathering. I shot it twice which was probably two times too many.

Also, I talked to the guys who do Slick Chix and they are going to be at a couple events I am going to be covering in the next six months so you might get lucky enough and see more of this stuf… just with less juggalos. (Actually, I just went back through my archives and I realized I have actually shot Slick Chix before at the AEE last January.)

This gallery is very NSFW but you should check it out anyway. Click here to see juggalette oil wrestling at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

For complete 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

This is honestly one of the most epic updates from the Gathering of the Juggalos. Other than maybe Black Flag bars you don’t really see a lot of people getting the same band tattoo, but fucking EVERYONE at the Gathering has the Psychopathic Records hatchet man logo. It’s fucking crazy. I started out with the idea of shooting all these ICP tattoos but seriously 75% of the people there had them so I had to concentrate on the more outrageous tattoos, but even then I was sort of ignoring half of them. It just went on and on.  I guess if you are the type of person to travel to the middle of nowhere for an Insane Clown Posse show you are probably they type of person to get there logo tattooed to you. Honestly, I almost got one just to commemorate the event but my editor wouldn’t get a matching one with me.  But I do have both Michael Jackson and Elvis tattoos so I might not be the best judge of good tattoo ideas. But yeah, this gallery is full of hatchet men and ICP tattoos but there are also Dark Lotus tattoos, Twiztid tattoos, Kottonmouth Kings tattoos and pretty much any of that wicked shit. Even Coolio has an ICP tattoo. These kids are seriously down with the clown.

So click here to see a huge gallery of Insane Clown Possee tattoos from the Gathering of the Juggalos. Oh, and be warned, a few girls have ICP tattoos on their exposed breasts, so I gotta rate this gallery a NSFW.

For complete 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

If you thought the Jugglao Porn update was something, the wet t-shirt contests at the Gathering of the Juggalos up the ante significantly…

The great thing about a juggalette wet t-shirt contest is that it is the perfect mixture of carnival freak show and hot naked babes. I mean there are some terrifyingly large ladies in this thing and I give them the most props of all. Mad respect juggalettes.  The girls that got the most applause in these things were the hot fully naked girls and the fat girls who had the balls to pull that shit out. It was pretty insane.  Plus it was hosted by a D-list celebrity in Ron Jeremy so how could you not love this madness.

There were not one but THREE wet t-shirt contests at this thing. I only made it to two of them and the first one my camera got covered in Faygo. I think people tried to soak me intentionally but I took off my shirt to use it as a Faygo shield and my camera and I preserved. My Mishka hat did not. It is pink and blue with Faygo forever. I really don’t know what else to say about this madness other than, “what the fuck?”

So why don’t you just click here to see the two juggalette wet t-shirt contests at the Gathering of the Juggalos. I think it is safe to say that these galleries are very NSFW.

For complete 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

Seriously, get ready to have your mind fucking blown. Like, you have no idea. I have a gallery here for you with no less than 86 photos of topless juggalettes taken at the infamous Gathering of the Juggalos. This is a very weird phenomena. Tons of random girls who probably should not be naked ever for any reason at any time in front of anyone for any reason walk around naked.  Other girls walk around offering to show their boobs for $1. Seriously one dollar is the going rate for boobs.  Also it is the going rate at the Gathering for beer.  Also you can trade beer for boobs as well. It is a thriving capitalist Utopian system. If I was 15 this would be the greatest thing on Earth. As a 30 year old it is still actually pretty awesome. The only time I took anyone up on the boobs for dollars offer was three girls who were offering such a treat and my editor and I were passing by watching them haggle with some juggalos.  We both sort of looked at each other and figured this would be hilarious.  We both had two dollars in our pocket so I offered them a deal. For $4 dollars I wanted a photo of them separately and as a group. I thought they were going to haggle with me, but they really just couldn’t figure out how to split up the last dollar. It was pretty fucking hilarious.

The whole thing is just a mess of awesomeness that you will never be able to unsee. Like seriously, I am fucking warning you now, if you click through to this gallery your life will be changed forever. This is as Not Safe For Work as it gets. Not because it is graphic, but just because if your boss ever finds out you are into juggalo porn not only will he fire you, but he will tell your family and friends about it and you will lose them all forever. So, now, that you have had proper warning: Click here to see 86 pictures of naked juggalettes at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Ps. I feel for some reason this post will get a lot of traffic so if you are new please follow my Tumblr and Twitter for crazy shit three hundred and sixty five days a year.

For complete 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

For those who did not take Juggalo Anthropology 101 in college I bring you a little primer on Juggalo communication.  The juggalo have 43 different words that mean “face paint” but at the same time they can express thousands of thoughts and ideas using only the words “woop woop”.  They are an interesting creature but one of the most fascinating ways they communicate is through card board signage. They use cardboard signs for mating, to gather food, water and drugs and as even as a primitive form of commerce often using the barter system of trading tits for beer. As I studied the juggalo I documented quite the collection of these card board messages as well as other forms of written exchange.

To view my research on juggalo non verbal communication at the Gathering of the Juggalos, please click here. Thank you for your time. NSFW.

For complete 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

And so begins a series of extremely Not Safe For Work updates from the Gathering of The Juggalos…

Every year at the Gathering of the Juggalos they have a Ms. Juggalette contest.  I had heard horrific things about how like how last year one of the girls fucked herself with a microphone for whatever reason. This year they couldn’t even find all the contestants to do it and two of them quit mid contest.  I think the two that backed out quit because the first girls “talent” was to masturbate on stage until she squirted all over the front row of the crowd. Seriously.

I didn’t actually take any photos of this because she was pretty far away from me but you can imagine what that would be like.  The whole thing is a crazy mess of half naked Juggalettes giving eachother lap dances. I am sure if you ever want to enjoy the concept of sexuality again you probably don’t want to look at these pictures. They are not for the faint of heart.

Also I met two 16 year old kids at the Gathering who were showing me all the autographs they got so I sent them over to the winner of the Ms. Juggalette pageant and she signed their t-shirts or something. It was really quite adorable, although if I were them I think I would have burned that marker… or at least sold it on ebay.

So click here for some extremely NSFW photos of the Ms. Juggalette contest at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

For complete 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.