Last Friday Skrillex played one of what seems like a dozen shows in NYC this week at Roseland Ballroom. While I am not a huge fan of dubstep I was pretty psyched for his openers Spank Rock and A-Trak. Skrillex has gotten more press coverage than I can handle in NYC in the last week so I was content to focus on A-Trak and my homies in Spank Rock. Johnny Nelson is in Spank Rock now and he’s got my logo tattooed to his arm so they cannot be fucked. And I had the all access photo pass to shoot A-Trak so most of the shots in this gallery are of him fucking destroying one of the wildest crowds of young kids I have ever seen. It was a blast.

Click here to see all the shots from A-Trak, Skrillex and Spank Rock from the Roseland Ballroom.

Right now I am in Aspen for the Winter X Games. It was 1 degree out yesterday… but it was a warm cold. I am in a hotel with an outdoor hot tub. It’s all pretty awesome.  Thursday night I shot the X-Games kickoff party that Sailor Jerry Rum threw at the Sky Hotel. I got to meet legendary mohawked skier Glen Plake who was a hero of mine when I was a kid. He was rolling with Tanner Hall and all the kids wanted pictures with them.  Freeskier Sean Pettit was double fisting Sailor Jerry and just pouring shots into his friends mouths and things started getting weird. At some point a dance battle broke out and people were just wilding out.

In other news I will be back in NYC tomorrow and after I recover from this insane trip I will be posting stuff like a mad man.  So much good stuff coming soon. Get excited!

Click here to see all the shots of the Sailor Jerry X Games Kickoff Party at 39 Degrees at The Sky Hotel in Aspen

The Adult Video News Awards happens every year in Las Vegas and it honors the great performances in the adult entertainment world.  The world hold its collective breath waiting to find out who won the best double penetration scene. Okay maybe it’s not quite as main stream as the Oscars but I know a lot of people who care probably way too much about these awards and a bunch of people cry every year win or lose.

The show was hosted by Dave Attell with Bree Olson and Sunny Leone and it included an acrobatic show from Belladonna and a hip hop performance from Too $hort that was the highlight of the show. The awards were not without amazing technical difficulties that ended up making the whole thing pretty hilarious.  I had a great time plus the three major female awards were won by girls I have photographed.  My homegirl Bobbi Starr won the big prize, Female Performer of the Year.  EDM fan and twitter assassin Jessie Andrews took home Best Actress and a girl I just shot last week named Brooklyn Lee took home Best New Starlet. I was pretty happy for them all. Jessie’s movie Portrait of a Call Girl won a bunch of awards including best picture as well.

I was shooting the awards for all the Village Voice Media papers including the Voice, LA Weekly, SF Weekly, Miami New Times, Houston Press, Denver West World and a bunch of others… so you might see these shots all over the damn place. Plus I was shooing for AVN as well so they gave me full access to run around and shoot whatever I want so I got some pretty awesome shots of everyone before, during and after the show.

These photos are of course a bit NSFW and they are a lot of fun. You should check them out.

Click here to see all my shots from the 2012 AVN Awards at the Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

My life is too insane to deal with websites right now but I am fucking trying. As you may know I have been in Las Vegas shooting the AVN Awards and the surrounding madness. I am back in LA now and trying to get a bunch of stuff up but I am crashing at a friends house and time is not on my side. So let’s bang this out.

Last Wednesday Hunter Moore and isanyoneup.com threw an AVN Launch party at the Foundation Room at Mandalay Bay. If you don’t know who Hunter or his website is you should probably google it. It’s pretty horrible but also hilarious. Somehow no one tried to fight Hunter and everyone had a good time. I met some Gods Girls who wanted me to take some naked photos of them so we went in a back room and shot a bunch of NSFW photos of them and Hunter. Good times.

Anyway, just look at the photos and god willing there will be a bunch more later today or tomorrow. Tons of madness coming!

Click here to see all the photos from the Is Anyone Up AVN Launch Party at the Foundation Room in Las Vegas.

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Sorry I have been MIA guys. LA has been kicking my ass and the internet at this hotel fucking sucks. I have been shooting a bunch of hot ladies and their is proof on my Tumblr and Instagram. I will try to get in at least another update this week before I head to Vegas and shit gets really crazy.

Last night I shot the first and only party I will probably shoot in LA. My friends from Overthrow are out in LA now and doing a weekly Sunday party called Lil Death at a spot called One Eyed Gypsy.  I needed something to give to the LA Weekly this week and this seemed perfect. Oddly enough One Eyed Gypsy used to be called Bordello and it was the location of the first party I ever shot for the LA Weekly.

The party was fun and there were babes and some punk rock kids and some nudity and a fight which is pretty much all you can ask for a party. I would talk more about it but I gotta go eat lunch before I can shoot two more girls today before it gets dark. Good times. These pics are slightly NSFW thanks to a girl who randomly pulled her boobs out for me which I appreciated and gave her a drink ticket for.

Click here to see all the photos from Overthrow’s Lil Death at One Eyed Gypsy.

So the other day I shot two girls (Alesandra & Cailey) and both of them have been in Inked Magazine and both of them were going to the January Inked Magazine release party at some bar called Stash on 14th St. I used to do a lot of work for Inked and then they started having interns shoot their event work for free so as much as I like the people involved with Inked I had sort of been avoiding their events out of some sort of misguided professional respect, but when I heard that my homegirl Kathryn was gonna be going and I realized I could shoot her and Alesandra’s new fake boobs at the same time I decided I was headed to the party.

The party was crazy packed and I sort of kept getting shoved into corners but there were a bunch of hot tattooed babes there and a bunch of Mishka people there so I did work talked to the Mishka kids and got Alesandra and Kathryn naked in the bathroom. It was pretty ideal. The party was fun but there were like 50 photographers there so I got the fuck out and realized it was only like 10:30pm so I went to Warhorse with a friend of mine that I had not seen since the mid ’90s.  It was the worst movie I have seen this decade.

So yeah I am headed to LA tomorrow and this site is probably gonna pretty much just turn into a porn site for a while with a bunch of naked chicks and then I go to Vegas and shoot porn parties and stuff.  So if you come here for the nudity you are in luck, if you come here for hip NYC nightlife you might wanna come back in February cause I am gone for three weeks.  Also I am gonna be doing daily updates on my Tumblr and a lot of stuff on Instagram so you might wanna follow that stuff if you can follow that stuff. I don’t even know how to link to my Instagram but it’s @drivenbyboredom.

Okay, enough of all that. Let’s get to the Inked party pictures. They are NSFW as per my description above.

Click here to see all the pictures from the Inked Magazine January Release Party @ Stash.

So after the Burning Angel NYE party I managed to find a cab to take me over to the secretesque warehouse spot El Dorado for the infamous and semilegal Whorehouse party.  My friends Contessa AKA Cuntmafia and Promise AKA Black Angels NYC throw this party once in a while and it is always completely wild and every time I have tried to go it has been raided by the cops or some crazy thing has happened. Fortunately when I got there around two AM it was bumping.

I ran into a ton of people I hadn’t seen in a minute and I pretty much spent the first hour I was there bitching at people for not coming to see my band, Fucking Bullshit (Playing this Thursday for free! hint hint…) even though I have come and photographed all their bands a million times. Did I mention I was really drunk? And that I got a lot drunker since two of my friends were bar tending? About a dozen rum shots in everything was a blur and I don’t remember half the photos I took.

One of the photos I didn’t take was of a girl who wouldn’t let me take her picture who spent an hour off and on just making fun of me in my rambling drunken state. I somehow managed to get her number even though she clearly hated me and I woke up two days later wondering what the hell this person in my phone even looked like.

When I finally left the sun was coming up and I decided it would be a good idea to walk home… and it probably was except I was so drunk went WAY out of my way and it ended up taking me probably an hour to get home when I live like 20 minutes a way. It was not a good look. This is why I so rarely drink. I am terrible at it.

Anyway, I have adventures to go on so I will talk to you guys later. Happy 2012.

Click here to see all the pictures of Whorehouse at El Dorado on New Years Eve.

One of the first parties I ever went to in NYC was a Burning Angel New Years Eve party.  I had so much fun at that event and since then I have been to every Burning Angel New Years party since then and they have all been a blast and have made for wild photos of naked tattooed babes. This year I started my night out at their party at St. Vitus in Greenpoint.

I got there right before midnight and I was pretty drunk already. I pushed my way to the front and pulled out my camera right as Joanna Angel counted down the end of 2011 and my new pal Veronica Rose sprayed champagne on everyone in the front row. From that point on I mostly just took photos of topless girls and did shots. I met a cute Gods Girl who I took some shots in a bathroom with and I think we are planning on shooting more pics in the future. I was only at the party for like an hour because there was a girl there who seemed to hate me for some reason and it was too dramatic for me to deal with. I have nothing but love for her so I don’t know what the Hell was going on, but I respected her wrath and got the fuck out of there.

So in conclusion the party was rad, there are a ton of NSFW pictures in the gallery and I got out early enough to shoot another party which I will hit you guys with tomorrow.  Also if you haven’t been there St. Vitus is awesome. There were a bunch of fights and it seemed very scummy and punk rock and just my kinda place. Clearly Fucking Bullshit needs to play there ASAP.

Okay, enough rambling… Click here to see all the pictures from the Burning Angel New Years Eve party at St. Vitus!

The fifth annual Drop Dead Gorgeous zombie beauty pageant was held at Beauty Bar on Sunday but this year it was holiday themed. Professional zombie wrangler Doug Sakmann hosted dressed as a zombie elf and Michael T co-hosted using his normal holiday cheer. Evidently the blood wet t-shirt part of the contest was canceled due to them still trying to clean blood off the walls at Beauty Bar after last year’s total fucking insanity, but there was still a lot of gore to go around.

The contest involves three parts. There is a question and answer part to introduce the girls followed by a kinda underwhelming lingerie contest. The contest then ends with a brain eating contest of course. Each round is scored out of a total of 5 points by a four person panel of judges.  The judges were my friend and dominatrix Goddess Shay, Our Lady of Perpetual PMS from the Gorgeous Ladies of Blood Wrestling, Jessica Rajs from Gorgeous and Gory and Steve Dash who played Jason in Friday The 13th 2.

Wait a second… can we talk about how this event is called Drop Dead Gorgeous and features two judges that run things involving the word gorgeous?  There is absolutely nothing gorgeous about anything going on with this event… Also I have no idea how to spell the word gorgeous so I have to spell check it every single time. Just typing this all is very trying. Moving on…

Anyway, this green chick with giant boobs won and everyone went home bloody. Huzzah.

Click here to see the horrific and mildly sexy Drop Dead Gorgeous Holiday Zombie Beauty Pageant at Beauty Bar. Oh yeah, these pics are NSFW for more than one reason.