When I was in Vegas in January I met a French adult actress named Lou Charmelle. She was living in LA and we talked about taking photos some time. I was in LA a month later and I hit her up. Unfortunately she was getting ready to move and she was trying to shoot a bunch of video content before she left town so she was too busy to shoot. The next day I drove out to the Valley to shoot one of my favorite models, Lily LaBeau.  When I got there she texted me and told me that she couldn’t let me in right away because her roommate was shooting a porn scene in the living room.  Ten minutes later it was over and I came up to the apartment. Much to my surprise her roommate was Lou Charmelle.

After Lily and I finished shooting (photos coming soon!) Lou was just hanging out naked in the living room waiting for another guy to come over to shoot another scene. I suggested we try to do a photo shoot really quickly while she was waiting and she was game. She threw some underwear on and I took a bunch of pictures of her on her couch. The whole shoot took less than 20 minutes. Fortunately the light was lovely and Lou is a fantastic model so we got some shots I am really happy with. I don’t think I realized how great they were until I edited them on Monday months after we shot.

So yeah, you need to check out these pics. They are pretty great and of course NSFW. Enjoy.

Click here to see all the pictures of Lou Charmelle!

I have two announcements to make it this post. The first is that my site seems to be working finally. And the second is that I have a girlfriend for the first time in four years and her name is Kimberly Kane.

My site has finally switched fully over to Constant Hosting. Those guys have been awesome and I cannot thank them enough for helping us with my site’s problems. Next step is working on the new design and I just got off the phone with both my designer and back end guy and my new site is well on it’s way to becoming a reality.

In other news I have been seeing the amazing Kimberly Kane since January and we just made our relationship official which is really adorable. I have known Kimberly for a while but when I photographed her for the first time I realized how amazing she is as a human. I don’t think I have ever had so much fun shooting a girl and we talked for maybe an hour after the shoot before she had a meeting she had to deal with. We didn’t really talk after that but I ran into her in Vegas when we were both there for the AVN Awards and we hung out non stop the rest of the weekend. She came to visit me in New York in April and last week I went out to LA to visit her. I stayed with her for eight days and on the last night I asked her to be my girlfriend.

Aside from being a beloved adult film actress and director she is also an amazing photographer. She currently has a fashion layout she shot in Vice, she just shot the newest Mishka lookbook and she has a pretty sick Tumblr. She also has a web show on Vice.com that was shot years ago and is just running now (which explains why she has a boyfriend in it that is not me). On top of all that she has her own Clips4Sale store where you can buy super creepy videos of her yelling at you about how small your penis is or sitting on peoples faces or whatever fetishists are into these days. You should buy some so she can afford more plane tickets to NYC.

So anyway, I am notoriously single and haven’t had an official girlfriend since 2007 so this whole thing is a big change for me but I am super excited about it. But I promise I will shut the fuck about it and not be one of those annoying friends of yours who Tweet non stop about their significant other. I also promise that I will take lots of naked photos of her and post them on my Tumblr whenever possible.  Speaking of naked photos, when I was visiting her I took a bunch of photos of her on her couch. I also shot her with Kory Minx from Gods Girls, but I will get to those photos later. For now I have this awesome NSFW set of my lady hanging out on a couch which you should look at and be super envious of my amazingly radical porn star girlfriend.

Click here to see all the naked pictures of my amazing, adorable girlfriend: Kimberly Kane.

So as per my last update my site is almost functional again. The site should work now just fine but a lot of stuff is missing. I have more then 30 gigs of photos to reupload and that shit is taking forever. I had lunch with my web guy yesterday and we are gonna be moving forward with a new redesign once this transition to a new host is complete. My hope is that by sometime in July this site will be 100% more amazing. Thanks for your patience while we get this site working like we all deserve…

So yeah I need to get some pictures up! It’s been a minute. I got a chance to shoot Kelly Anne Chaos last time I was in LA and we did this photo shoot in her bathroom and then we ate wings. I am now back in LA and I just ate at that very same wing place a few ago and I decided I needed to finally get these pictures up. Kelly is a Burning Angel I met in Vegas at this years AVN Awards. She is super tall and was wearing wildly high heels and I decided I had to shoot her. When I got to her place it was a bit too dark to shoot anywhere except in her bathroom which was just like a glowing white light. The sun came in and bounced all over everything and it seemed like a perfect place to shoot. The only problem was the the light was in her eyes and the sun was lowering fast and we only had about 20 minutes before the bright light went to no light. We worked quick and got some fun shots and then ate like kings.

Also, just as a warning, I know that when I post heavily body moded people people tend to talk shit about the girl in the comments.  Just know if you say any bullshit about Kelly and her piercings I will delete that shit instantly. Stop talking shit about women, especially ones that give you free boobs.

So click here and enjoy the NSFW gallery of Kelly Anne Chaos.

If you don’t know what Is Anyone Up was, don’t worry it doesn’t matter any more. Hunter Moore shut down his revenge porn site after people kept submitting underage photos and him having to deal with too much bullshit to keep running the site. Plus I think he got a bunch of money when he sold his site. Hunter is still out there DJing and throwing parties and he had an Is Anyone Up event booked at Webster Hall on Saturday so the party seemed like a perfect way to eulogize his site.  Hunter DJ’d and things got weird and some people got naked and scenesters got really excited about the whole thing. It was a pretty standard shit show.

After the show was the after party. Hunter walked out into the street and hundreds of people followed him. I described him on Twitter as the pied piper of skanks. He gave me a handful of cash to take photos so I followed the mass of tattooed 20 year olds down the street until they stumbled on the East Village dive bar Grassroots Tavern. At this point Hunter bought all of the kids, plus everyone else in the bar a round of shots and gave a toast to the death of his site. 20 minutes later he bought another round and gave the oddly pissy bartenders some serious tips. You’d think they would have been happier that someone had just bought 200 shots, but whatever. They wouldn’t even let anyone get naked in the bar so they had to get topless in the street instead. Tragic.

After the party was the hotel lobby. Somehow everyone ended up at Hunter’s hotel hanging out in the lobby until security kicked everyone out. I didn’t even bother taking photos. People were trying to plot the next move outside but I had been offered a ride to the J train so I took it. I had no interest in watching the sunset with a bunch of underage Hunter Moore fans.

Over all I actually had a pretty fun time. The pictures are awkwardly NSFW and I think you guys will enjoy them. I have no idea what Hunter’s next move is going to be but I hope he keeps hanging me fistfuls of cash to take photos of it. RIP Is Anyone Up.

Click here to see all the photos from the last Is Anyone Up party at Webster Hall.

Andy San Dimas is one of my favorite models to shoot and one of my favorite people in the adult industry. We have shot a bunch of times including our first shoot which was one of the favorite shoots that either of us have done. When I was in LA in January I drove out to the Valley and shot her in her back yard. It was a quick easy shoot and I think we got some nice shots. I mean homegirl is such a babe it would be hard not to.

Before I get to the photos I wanted to apologize for how shitty my site has been acting. My current host throttled my site and as much as we have done to decrease traffic we are still having a ton of issues. Fortunately a fan of the site who works for a hosting company stepped up and has offered us a pretty good deal on hosting. It’s not completely worked out yet but the site could be moved over as soon as this week. After that I hope to finally get my new site design up and functional and then everything is going to be a lot better for everyone.

Okay, enough bullshit, let’s get to the nudity.

Click here to see the full gallery of new Andy San Dimas pictures!

Way back in January, which seems like ten years ago, I got to shoot Jolene Jolene again. She is an awesome model and she has an amazing apartment. Last time I got to shoot Jolene in her crazy living room and this time we went upstairs to her hallway or whatever it is that separates her bathroom from her bedroom and kitchen. She has this crazy loft and every wall is like another scene. I love the 60′s wicker chair because of my love of late 60′s/ early 70′s militant black iconography and you cannot beat the Free Huey shot as far as that shit goes. On the other side of the room the naked dude lamp is fucking amazing and the American flag that blocks the entrance to her room looks great in the background. Her place is a photographers dream and as you might notice she looks pretty fucking rad naked.

Obviously you need to see more, so click here now to see a bunch of naked photos of the stunning Jolene Jolene!

Last time I shot Phoenix Askani we didn’t get too many shots I loved but I had an amazing night. I was in the LA and I hung out with a bunch of New Yorkers watching the Lakers win the NBA title in the Roosevelt Hotel. After that I shot Phoenix and we went to an amazing party at the pool downstairs. It really was a great night.  This time when I shot Phoenix I didn’t have a great day and I ended up sitting in my rental car for like two hours because I couldn’t find anything to do to kill time before whatever I was doing next. But this time we got some awesome shots.

I edited these pictures last night when I was drunk. I rarely drink but my band played last night so I had to get drunk so throwing myself off stage and into strangers would hurt less. I have no idea what this edit looks like but I remember Tweeting last night about how surprised Phoenix looks in a lot of these shots. I also remember that a lot of these shots are awesome. They are NSFW of course and you can see A LOT more of Phoenix on Burning Angel if you like.

Click here to see the full uncensored gallery of Phoenix Askani.

Way too long ago my tattoo artist Betty Rose through a party for her eight year anniversary at working at Red Rocket Tattoo. I had just received my new camera in the mail and she has a bunch of cute tattooed babe friends so I met them down at the jazz club Fat Cats for jazz and ping pong. After that we all headed over to B Side for my friend Shain’s going away party and fooseball. At the end of the night I ended up in a bathroom to take photos of two girls making out topless just like old times. A few days later Betty Rose hooked me up with some cheap tattoos which are not quite finished yet but will be soon. Good times.

Click here for the reasonably NSFW photos from Betty Rose’s anniversary party and Fat Shain’s going away party.

Shay Laren is one of my new favorite models and I am sure if you saw the last set I posted of Shay you would understand why. When I photographed the amazing Penthouse Pet, I was running super late and I was worried we would run out of light. We shot the first set in her back yard where I knew we would have enough light, but then we decided to go inside to shoot the second set and somehow the light lasted just long enough for us to get some amazing shots. Because of the lack of light I shot most of the inside shots at 1.4 and if you are a camera nerd you will understand what that means. Basically to let in enough light I sacrificed depth of field making everything other than the main focus point blurry. I often shoot girls at 2.8 or lower because it looks nice but it is pretty hard to get the right things in focus when you are trying to do a shoot super fast before the sun goes down.  So I missed a few shots but I think we got some great stuff.  Shay is amazing and the light was lovely so it was hard to fuck up. The only problem with the set is that she is completely naked, except for an unzipped hoodie, in every shot so it was hard for find stuff that is safe for work for the main page.  I think that when your biggest problem with a set is that it is too NSFW you are probably doing something right.

So if you want to see way more of Shay Laren check out her website!  And if you wanna see my photos you should just click the link below.

Click here for the full set of the amazing Shay Laren!