Last weekend I had to go to DC to borrow my parents car so I could move some shit and on my way back to NYC I stopped in Philly for a couple days and took some photos. Last year’s convention was completely fucking insane and I had an amazing time. This year was pretty fun but not out of control like last year. It moved locations and for some reason they didn’t want Bombshell Brats doing fun things like getting naked and bowling themselves down a slip and slide.

There were some good performances though.  Rigor Mortis Review burelesque was back and my friend Scarlett Storm did a Beetlejuice number and there was an Ultimate Warrior number and a Clockwork Orange thing (that may actually been part of another burlesque thing but I cannot keep things like this straight). Whatever the case there were half naked girls on stage doing weird things.  There was also some sideshow performances as well. I was psyched to finally see the Enigma in person because he was on my favorite X-Files episode ever. He performs as Show Devils with a girl named Serana Rose who I talked to a lot and is rad as hell. Actually they were both pretty great humans and their show was on point.

My favorite performance though was that of my homegirl Miss Crash who once again put on one of the better suspension performances I have seen. She brings out a series of hot half naked girls doing insane suspensions like resurrections and one knee suspensions and horribly painful things like that and then she comes out, does a strip tease, stabs her self with a bunch of skewers and then flings herself about like a mad woman. It’s all pretty awesome unless you are horrified by people hanging from flesh hooks in which case you should probably avoid this gallery.

Anyway, the actual normal tattoo convention stuff is pretty minimal because I was too tired to do actual work and shooting performances is easy. But there is some good stuff in here and some NSFW stuff which I know you love.  So yeah…

Click here to see all the wild photos from the 2012 Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention at the Pennsylvania Convention Center.

A year ago I spent a lot of time in LA hanging out with Zoe Voss but we never did a real photo shoot. Zoe and I took a bunch of photos, but we didn’t sit down and do a real shoot.  We have been in the same city a few times since then but doing a photo shoot just never worked out. Luckily when I was in Vegas in January I caught her before the AVN Awards. I came up to her hotel room at the Hard Rock and we did a quick shoot before she had to jump in the shower. Luckily she let me get a few shots of that too. After that I left to let her get ready and clearly she was did something right because she ended up being the best dressed porn star at the AVN’s.

Also shout out to Zoe for letting me shoot her even though she just got new boobs and they haven’t quite settled yet. I thought she looked pretty rad before the boob job but I am not gonna complain… She is a babe no matter what.  Plus Zoe was a model for 5 years before she ever did porn so she is really easy to shoot. I think we got some fun shots.

Click here to check out all the obviously NSFW shots of Zoe Voss in her hotel room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

While it’s true that I don’t go to the Trash party at Webster Hall very often it still has a very special place in my heart. A few months after first moved to NYC I went to the Trash new years eve party on December 31 2006. I was hooked after that. I started shooting the party regularly and I have shot it over 80 times in the last 5 years, by far more than any other party. When it was at Riffi it was my favorite party in New York. Things are a little different now that it’s at Webster Hall but there is a whole new group of kids who fucking love that party and are there every single week. DJ Jess has done an amazing job keeping this party relevant for a decade and I had to be there for his 10th anniversary party.

I had to get on a train at 3am but I took all my shit with me to Trash on Friday. I couldn’t miss this event. My boy Prince Terry’s band Hussle Club opened up the night and I got to work right away shooting them. After that I bonded with a bunch of old friends who I hadn’t seen in ages and some new ones I had met recently. It was a great time.

I had to leave around 2:20AM but right as I was leaving they were getting ready to go with what I am sure was one of the best burlesque shows Trash has ever seen. I am not a huge fan of burlesque but I have shot enough to know what I like and what I don’t. Stormy Leather and Madame Rosebud are two of the five best burlesque performers in NYC and probably the whole damn country. They cannot be fucked with. I have seen them both do their thing many times but never on the same night. Added to that was Sarah Screams who is Joanna Angel’s sister and has pretty much the greatest butt that ever was. She is a god damned professional opera singer and gets naked and sings shit that will blow your mind to a beat that DJ Jess produced. It was a damn shame I missed it all. Fortunately I took pictures of them getting dressed back stage so you get that NSFW fun in your life. Don’t worry. I care about you people.

Once again congrats to DJ Jess and everyone who has had a part in Trash over the years – Brendon James, Twig and Alex Malfunction especially. It’s been a great time hanging out with you guys the last five years. Thanks for letting me be part of the family.

Click here to see all the pictures from the Trash 10th Anniversary party at Webster Hall.

And as a bonus click the numbers to see pictures from the 7th, 8th and 9th aniversaries of Trash!

When Marlo Marquise lived in NYC I tried a few time to take photos of her to no avail and then she ran off to LA like a sucker. Fortunately she misses New York so much, as does everyone who leaves for LA, she needed any reminder of the greatest city in the world so she pretty much begged me to come over and take naked pictures of her just so she would have a New Yorker to talk to, if only for an hour or two. That may not be exactly how the whole thing went down but you can’t prove otherwise.

You might notice that Marlo is super hot and has a really rad roof to shoot on in her rad downtown LA loft apartment. It was so bright that we had to keep her in the shade so she could look at me without squinting but that made for some nice shots.  Marlo told me that she owes her whole career to her butt and since people complain all the time that I forget to shoot butts I decided we needed to take a bunch of photos of it. I think I we were successful there.  Also I should mention that this is the first shoot that Marlo has ever done with pubic hair which is probably exciting to someone slightly creepier than I am. I’m just saying.

Okay, this post is getting weird and I know you just skip this part anyway and go straight to the NSFW photos so I am gonna shut the fuck up right now.

Click here to see my Valentine’s Day present to you… all the naked photos I took of the  babelicious Marlo Marquise!

Last week I got a chance to check out the private opening of the Fuck Art exhibit at the Museum of Sex. It’s a sex themed street art show and there is some pretty rad stuff in it. You should get over there if you have the chance.  Actually if you haven’t been to the Museum of Sex at all you should really check it out. I hadn’t and the whole museum is pretty fucking amazing.

I showed up at the opening because my friend and porn star Andy San Dimas was working with the artist LUSH and was passing out chocolate dicks made from molds of LUSH’s penis and ice cream that may or may not have had actual human semen in it. Plus she was passing out the ice cream topless so it was pretty worth me showing up for. Plus my friends at Candy Rain magazine were involved in the whole show so I felt like I had to show up.

By the end of the opening everyone was so drunk and people ended up sort of trashing the place. None of the art got damaged or anything but I have never really seen an art opening at a museum turn into total madness where people were getting thrown out and people were tagging the walls. Good times.

Lastly on an unrelated note I should mention that you should come back a lot this week. I realize I have 23 galleries of photos that I need to get up on this site and I plan on, starting tomorrow updating at least twice a day every day this week. There should be a lot of naked girls…

Anyway, click right here to see all the NSFW photos from the Fuck Art show at the Museum of Sex.

Last January I shot Ladie Lane in a gross Hollywood motel.  One year later I shot her in a gross Hollywood hotel. Clearly we are coming up in the world! I love Ladie. She is just a bad ass mother fucker and fun as hell to hang out and shoot with. She also likes to rap along with the radio which is kinda boner inducing and caused me to utter one of my favorite things I have ever said which was “I got insurance on my rental car so I can ghost ride the hell out this bitch.” Ladie Lane gets hyphy. She gets stupid. We got  dumb and we took a bunch of hot NSFW photos.

Click here to see all my photos of Ladie Lane shot on a bacon looking bed at the Historic Hollywood Hotel.

Ps. You can see more Ladie Lane on Burning Angel and Suicide Girls and of course on her site…

First of all, yes, I am aware that Boozey is spelled wrong. It’s not my fault. On New Years Eve I met this Boozey girl at the Burning Angel NYE party. She was cute and we took some pictures in the bathroom. A few days later she came and saw my band play and a few days after that we took a bunch of naked pictures on a Subway train. Good times!

Boozey is a pretty cool girl. I mean anyone who likes Fucking Bullshit and is down to get naked on a train has to be reasonably rad. She came over to my place around 1am and we walked over to the J Train near my place. We got on the very last car and there was one person on it. Amazingly he got off at the next stop and we had the seven minutes it takes for the J train to cross from Brooklyn into Manhattan to shoot a bunch of naked photos. She had to get undressed and dressed too so really we had about 5 minutes to do a whole shoot.  Fortunately I came up shooting naked girls in bathrooms in the time it takes before someone starts banging on the door.  I know how to shoot quick.

We banged these out while people watched from the other car got off and took the train back. It was pretty crowded on the return trip so we weren’t able to get anything else. I think we got some great shots although I am sure given another seven minutes we could have gotten some even better images. But it was cold and we were tired so we called it a night.

Click here to see all the shots of Boozey Guzey naked in public on the New York Subway.

A few weeks before I went to LA Brooklyn Lee hit me up about possibly doing a shoot when I was in town. The day of our shoot I was 15 minutes late and left her waiting sitting on a giant rock at a subway stop (who knew LA had a subway…) because I had to eat two insane hot dogs from Pinks. I then made her go to a pawn shop with me before we drove to downtown LA to look for a building to break into so we could shoot on a roof.  Unfortunately it was Sunday and all these textile factories were closed for the weekend.

We decided to just park my rental car and walk around and try to open doors and perhaps find a parking garage we could get onto. We finally found a textile factory that had a mall on the bottom floor that was open. We walked around and it was basically a sweat shop on the upper floors and groups of little latino kids were just playing by themselves. I personally wouldn’t leave my four year old to play on an escalator but what the fuck do I know… We climbed back stairways until we got to the roof. When we got on it we were bummed to find out that there were tons of people parked up there and walking around. We pretended like we had a reason to be there and went back down the way we came.  We were about to give up when we found a stairwell that seemed blocked off. There was a cone in front of the door to the roof so we figured no one would use it. The only problem was that we were clearly visible from the street if anyone just bothered to look up.

We banged the set out in 10 minutes and took some awesome shots. Brooklyn Lee is super hot and not afraid to get dirty or get caught. She was covered in black dirt which looked awesome with the beautiful light and the cute white outfit she picked out. It was a great quick shoot and we got away with out getting arrested which was probably a good thing since the next day we went to Vegas for the AVN Awards where she ended up winning the award for Best New Starlet (as well as several other awards). It would not have been awesome if she was in jail for that…

So congrats to Brooklyn Lee on the huge AVN win and congrats to everyone else because you get to look at a bunch of fun NSFW photos of her for free.

Click here to see all the photos of Brooklyn Lee in the stairwell of a sweatshop in Downtown LA.

The Adult Entertainment Expo or AEE as the kids call it is a giant porn trade show that happens the same weekend as the AVN Awards. This year it took place at the Hard Rock Casino and was an insane cluster fuck of porn stars, porn fans and annoyed party photographers trying to push through people trying to sell me dildos or something. I spent less time at the AEE this year than in past years because I was too busy taking photos of naked porn stars in my hotel room. Don’t judge me.

Honestly I would have a lot more to say about all of this if I had slept since Vegas and it wasn’t 3AM and I wasn’t in Aspen, CO trying to upload a shit load of photos from the X-Games kick off party right now.  But I needed to get these damn photos up ASAP so there you have it. They are NSFW of course.

Click here to see all the pictures from the 2012 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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