First of all, yes, I am aware that Boozey is spelled wrong. It’s not my fault. On New Years Eve I met this Boozey girl at the Burning Angel NYE party. She was cute and we took some pictures in the bathroom. A few days later she came and saw my band play and a few days after that we took a bunch of naked pictures on a Subway train. Good times!

Boozey is a pretty cool girl. I mean anyone who likes Fucking Bullshit and is down to get naked on a train has to be reasonably rad. She came over to my place around 1am and we walked over to the J Train near my place. We got on the very last car and there was one person on it. Amazingly he got off at the next stop and we had the seven minutes it takes for the J train to cross from Brooklyn into Manhattan to shoot a bunch of naked photos. She had to get undressed and dressed too so really we had about 5 minutes to do a whole shoot.  Fortunately I came up shooting naked girls in bathrooms in the time it takes before someone starts banging on the door.  I know how to shoot quick.

We banged these out while people watched from the other car got off and took the train back. It was pretty crowded on the return trip so we weren’t able to get anything else. I think we got some great shots although I am sure given another seven minutes we could have gotten some even better images. But it was cold and we were tired so we called it a night.

Click here to see all the shots of Boozey Guzey naked in public on the New York Subway.

A few weeks before I went to LA Brooklyn Lee hit me up about possibly doing a shoot when I was in town. The day of our shoot I was 15 minutes late and left her waiting sitting on a giant rock at a subway stop (who knew LA had a subway…) because I had to eat two insane hot dogs from Pinks. I then made her go to a pawn shop with me before we drove to downtown LA to look for a building to break into so we could shoot on a roof.  Unfortunately it was Sunday and all these textile factories were closed for the weekend.

We decided to just park my rental car and walk around and try to open doors and perhaps find a parking garage we could get onto. We finally found a textile factory that had a mall on the bottom floor that was open. We walked around and it was basically a sweat shop on the upper floors and groups of little latino kids were just playing by themselves. I personally wouldn’t leave my four year old to play on an escalator but what the fuck do I know… We climbed back stairways until we got to the roof. When we got on it we were bummed to find out that there were tons of people parked up there and walking around. We pretended like we had a reason to be there and went back down the way we came.  We were about to give up when we found a stairwell that seemed blocked off. There was a cone in front of the door to the roof so we figured no one would use it. The only problem was that we were clearly visible from the street if anyone just bothered to look up.

We banged the set out in 10 minutes and took some awesome shots. Brooklyn Lee is super hot and not afraid to get dirty or get caught. She was covered in black dirt which looked awesome with the beautiful light and the cute white outfit she picked out. It was a great quick shoot and we got away with out getting arrested which was probably a good thing since the next day we went to Vegas for the AVN Awards where she ended up winning the award for Best New Starlet (as well as several other awards). It would not have been awesome if she was in jail for that…

So congrats to Brooklyn Lee on the huge AVN win and congrats to everyone else because you get to look at a bunch of fun NSFW photos of her for free.

Click here to see all the photos of Brooklyn Lee in the stairwell of a sweatshop in Downtown LA.

The Adult Entertainment Expo or AEE as the kids call it is a giant porn trade show that happens the same weekend as the AVN Awards. This year it took place at the Hard Rock Casino and was an insane cluster fuck of porn stars, porn fans and annoyed party photographers trying to push through people trying to sell me dildos or something. I spent less time at the AEE this year than in past years because I was too busy taking photos of naked porn stars in my hotel room. Don’t judge me.

Honestly I would have a lot more to say about all of this if I had slept since Vegas and it wasn’t 3AM and I wasn’t in Aspen, CO trying to upload a shit load of photos from the X-Games kick off party right now.  But I needed to get these damn photos up ASAP so there you have it. They are NSFW of course.

Click here to see all the pictures from the 2012 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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The Adult Video News Awards happens every year in Las Vegas and it honors the great performances in the adult entertainment world.  The world hold its collective breath waiting to find out who won the best double penetration scene. Okay maybe it’s not quite as main stream as the Oscars but I know a lot of people who care probably way too much about these awards and a bunch of people cry every year win or lose.

The show was hosted by Dave Attell with Bree Olson and Sunny Leone and it included an acrobatic show from Belladonna and a hip hop performance from Too $hort that was the highlight of the show. The awards were not without amazing technical difficulties that ended up making the whole thing pretty hilarious.  I had a great time plus the three major female awards were won by girls I have photographed.  My homegirl Bobbi Starr won the big prize, Female Performer of the Year.  EDM fan and twitter assassin Jessie Andrews took home Best Actress and a girl I just shot last week named Brooklyn Lee took home Best New Starlet. I was pretty happy for them all. Jessie’s movie Portrait of a Call Girl won a bunch of awards including best picture as well.

I was shooting the awards for all the Village Voice Media papers including the Voice, LA Weekly, SF Weekly, Miami New Times, Houston Press, Denver West World and a bunch of others… so you might see these shots all over the damn place. Plus I was shooing for AVN as well so they gave me full access to run around and shoot whatever I want so I got some pretty awesome shots of everyone before, during and after the show.

These photos are of course a bit NSFW and they are a lot of fun. You should check them out.

Click here to see all my shots from the 2012 AVN Awards at the Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

My life is too insane to deal with websites right now but I am fucking trying. As you may know I have been in Las Vegas shooting the AVN Awards and the surrounding madness. I am back in LA now and trying to get a bunch of stuff up but I am crashing at a friends house and time is not on my side. So let’s bang this out.

Last Wednesday Hunter Moore and isanyoneup.com threw an AVN Launch party at the Foundation Room at Mandalay Bay. If you don’t know who Hunter or his website is you should probably google it. It’s pretty horrible but also hilarious. Somehow no one tried to fight Hunter and everyone had a good time. I met some Gods Girls who wanted me to take some naked photos of them so we went in a back room and shot a bunch of NSFW photos of them and Hunter. Good times.

Anyway, just look at the photos and god willing there will be a bunch more later today or tomorrow. Tons of madness coming!

Click here to see all the photos from the Is Anyone Up AVN Launch Party at the Foundation Room in Las Vegas.

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What seems like 10 years ago but was probably about 10 days ago before I was out shooting naked girls on this LA/Vegas road trip I was back in NYC shooting naked girls.  I shot three people in 24 hours before I left and I want to try to get at least one of those sets up right now.  Unfortunately I am at the AVN Awards in Vegas and I have to go take pictures at the Adult Entertainment Expo and get ready to shoot some porn girls who texted me at 8:30 AM today wanting to shoot in my hotel room in a couple hours. So long story short we need to make this story short.

This is Alesandra. I met her through the legendary Whitty Titty. She is an Inked Magazine cover girl and a total babe. We were going to shoot a long time ago but then she went and got giant new boobs and we had to wait until they healed.  Well they are healed and we took a bunch of photos in her bedroom.  She wanted to shoot in some old band shirt so I brought a bunch of mine over. I also brought my favorite shirt ever which is a Jessie Jackson 1984 presidential campaign t-shirt that I got in a thrift store more than a decade ago.

Anyway, check out these photos of Alesandra Nicole by clicking here right fucking now! They are NSFW of course and now I gotta get my shit together and do some damn work!

Sorry I have been MIA guys. LA has been kicking my ass and the internet at this hotel fucking sucks. I have been shooting a bunch of hot ladies and their is proof on my Tumblr and Instagram. I will try to get in at least another update this week before I head to Vegas and shit gets really crazy.

Last night I shot the first and only party I will probably shoot in LA. My friends from Overthrow are out in LA now and doing a weekly Sunday party called Lil Death at a spot called One Eyed Gypsy.  I needed something to give to the LA Weekly this week and this seemed perfect. Oddly enough One Eyed Gypsy used to be called Bordello and it was the location of the first party I ever shot for the LA Weekly.

The party was fun and there were babes and some punk rock kids and some nudity and a fight which is pretty much all you can ask for a party. I would talk more about it but I gotta go eat lunch before I can shoot two more girls today before it gets dark. Good times. These pics are slightly NSFW thanks to a girl who randomly pulled her boobs out for me which I appreciated and gave her a drink ticket for.

Click here to see all the photos from Overthrow’s Lil Death at One Eyed Gypsy.

So the other day I shot two girls (Alesandra & Cailey) and both of them have been in Inked Magazine and both of them were going to the January Inked Magazine release party at some bar called Stash on 14th St. I used to do a lot of work for Inked and then they started having interns shoot their event work for free so as much as I like the people involved with Inked I had sort of been avoiding their events out of some sort of misguided professional respect, but when I heard that my homegirl Kathryn was gonna be going and I realized I could shoot her and Alesandra’s new fake boobs at the same time I decided I was headed to the party.

The party was crazy packed and I sort of kept getting shoved into corners but there were a bunch of hot tattooed babes there and a bunch of Mishka people there so I did work talked to the Mishka kids and got Alesandra and Kathryn naked in the bathroom. It was pretty ideal. The party was fun but there were like 50 photographers there so I got the fuck out and realized it was only like 10:30pm so I went to Warhorse with a friend of mine that I had not seen since the mid ’90s.  It was the worst movie I have seen this decade.

So yeah I am headed to LA tomorrow and this site is probably gonna pretty much just turn into a porn site for a while with a bunch of naked chicks and then I go to Vegas and shoot porn parties and stuff.  So if you come here for the nudity you are in luck, if you come here for hip NYC nightlife you might wanna come back in February cause I am gone for three weeks.  Also I am gonna be doing daily updates on my Tumblr and a lot of stuff on Instagram so you might wanna follow that stuff if you can follow that stuff. I don’t even know how to link to my Instagram but it’s @drivenbyboredom.

Okay, enough of all that. Let’s get to the Inked party pictures. They are NSFW as per my description above.

Click here to see all the pictures from the Inked Magazine January Release Party @ Stash.

So a little bit ago I posted all these photos of Jessica Love naked in her kitchen. Well shortly after we took those photos we took a bunch more in her bedroom. I just shot these for her because she wanted some shots of her not in her kitchen and I was just playing around with long exposures and triggering my flash remotely and things like that. I wasn’t planning on even posting them but when I got them back and went through them it turned out there were a bunch of shots I liked and I figured there were enough for a second Jessica Love gallery for you guys.  I hope you don’t mind.

Click here to see all the photos from my second shoot with Jessica Love.  They are of course NSFW.

One of the first parties I ever went to in NYC was a Burning Angel New Years Eve party.  I had so much fun at that event and since then I have been to every Burning Angel New Years party since then and they have all been a blast and have made for wild photos of naked tattooed babes. This year I started my night out at their party at St. Vitus in Greenpoint.

I got there right before midnight and I was pretty drunk already. I pushed my way to the front and pulled out my camera right as Joanna Angel counted down the end of 2011 and my new pal Veronica Rose sprayed champagne on everyone in the front row. From that point on I mostly just took photos of topless girls and did shots. I met a cute Gods Girl who I took some shots in a bathroom with and I think we are planning on shooting more pics in the future. I was only at the party for like an hour because there was a girl there who seemed to hate me for some reason and it was too dramatic for me to deal with. I have nothing but love for her so I don’t know what the Hell was going on, but I respected her wrath and got the fuck out of there.

So in conclusion the party was rad, there are a ton of NSFW pictures in the gallery and I got out early enough to shoot another party which I will hit you guys with tomorrow.  Also if you haven’t been there St. Vitus is awesome. There were a bunch of fights and it seemed very scummy and punk rock and just my kinda place. Clearly Fucking Bullshit needs to play there ASAP.

Okay, enough rambling… Click here to see all the pictures from the Burning Angel New Years Eve party at St. Vitus!

A long time ago I took a topless photo of Jessica Love during an amazing game of Truth Or Dare during after hours in the back of a Lower East Side bar. Months and months later as I started putting together an edit of the book I am working on that photo kept popping up and every time someone would see it they would stop and stare at it and wonder if her tattoos were real. It’s not every day you see a girl as beautiful as Jessica with face tattoos and evil hands Janet Jacksoning her boobs. People were pretty much blown away by this photo… unfortunately the photo kinda sucked.

I finally contacted Jessica to ask if we could do a real shoot and she agreed. Unfortunately she was in London for a few months. When she got back I was crazy busy and we didn’t get a chance to shoot until the other day.  We did two mini shoots, the first of which you are about to see.  We shot this one in her kitchen with assistance from her roommate Dylan’s new puppy. What do you get when you mix hot naked girls with crazy tattoos and adorable chihuahua puppies? Internet magic. Enjoy the NSFW wonderment.

Click here to see all the photos of the amazing Jessica Love hanging out naked in her kitchen.

The fifth annual Drop Dead Gorgeous zombie beauty pageant was held at Beauty Bar on Sunday but this year it was holiday themed. Professional zombie wrangler Doug Sakmann hosted dressed as a zombie elf and Michael T co-hosted using his normal holiday cheer. Evidently the blood wet t-shirt part of the contest was canceled due to them still trying to clean blood off the walls at Beauty Bar after last year’s total fucking insanity, but there was still a lot of gore to go around.

The contest involves three parts. There is a question and answer part to introduce the girls followed by a kinda underwhelming lingerie contest. The contest then ends with a brain eating contest of course. Each round is scored out of a total of 5 points by a four person panel of judges.  The judges were my friend and dominatrix Goddess Shay, Our Lady of Perpetual PMS from the Gorgeous Ladies of Blood Wrestling, Jessica Rajs from Gorgeous and Gory and Steve Dash who played Jason in Friday The 13th 2.

Wait a second… can we talk about how this event is called Drop Dead Gorgeous and features two judges that run things involving the word gorgeous?  There is absolutely nothing gorgeous about anything going on with this event… Also I have no idea how to spell the word gorgeous so I have to spell check it every single time. Just typing this all is very trying. Moving on…

Anyway, this green chick with giant boobs won and everyone went home bloody. Huzzah.

Click here to see the horrific and mildly sexy Drop Dead Gorgeous Holiday Zombie Beauty Pageant at Beauty Bar. Oh yeah, these pics are NSFW for more than one reason.

Let’s make this quick. I have to go to some holiday parties and buy an iPhone because T-Mobile is Hitler so I can’t be sitting here with you people talking about fun times and whatever is going on in New York nightlife these days. The important things to note are as follows.

Remember Veronica Rose from yesterday? She convinced me to go to the Wolf Party which is always a weird time so I showed up. I know things always get weird when you party with Burning Angels and it was a good call. Things got weird and her boobs were out a lot. NSFW of course.

Nextly, there was an acrobat doing crazy things which was awesome. I pretty much hate everything having to do with hula hoops but if you can put your chin on the floor and step on your own face I have mad respect.

And finally you just need to look at all these photos cause there are a lot of hot girls making out and getting half naked and a lot of really fun trannies doing fun tranny thing and causing scenes.

And that’s all I got. Click here to see all the photos from the Wolf Party at Le Souk.

So Veronica Rose is the newest Burning Angel to move to NYC. Back in the day there were tons of naked tattooed porn babes roaming the streets of this city but since my homie Joanna Angel fled Brooklyn for the barios of LA there has been a drought of Burning Angels in New York. Luckily Veronica Rose just moved to New York and she is totally awesome and mildly insane which is what I look for in a human.  I partied with her last night at Le Souk and it was a pretty wild time. There will be pictures later.

Anyway Veronica came over to my apartment after band practice one night and I didn’t have a place to shoot but I did have brand new Fucking Bullshit t-shirts (art by Nicholas Gazin!) so I cut one up and put her in it. I figured it would be pretty punk rock to put her on the toilet for some reason so we did the shoot in my bathroom in like twenty minutes and then last night at 7am (yes I realize that 7am is considered the morning to most people) I took a bunch of sleeping pills and edited and color balanced the images. Note to self: In the future do not color balance on sleeping pills.

Now I know you are thinking to yourself… Veronica’s boobs are fucking life changing, but what I was really ogling were those amazing t-shirts. I saw the naked girl wearing the black ones and I loved them. But how can I get one for myself?! That’s easy my friends,  you can come see Fucking Bullshit, the worlds greatest punk rock cover band.  We are playing THIS FRIDAY at Ding Dong Lounge way the fuck in the Upper West Side. I know that sounds like a distance that is impossible to cover but it turns out there are Subways that will take you there from nearly anywhere in New York City. The show costs $6 and the shirts available in both red and black and black and white are available for just ten American Dollars or $40 Canadian. We play at 9:45 with Ritz Riot and Graffiti Machines.  The show will be Christmas themed and I promise that I will either bleed or get naked. Bring a camera.

Click here for more details on the show via the Facebook invite.

Click here to see Veronica Rose have sex on camera and whatever else porn stars do.

Click here to see all my pictures of Veronica Rose in my bathroom wearing a Fucking Bullshit t-shirt. They are NSFW of course!

You guys remember Whitney right? We went on a road trip across the country this summer. You might recall that we took topless photos of her along the way. It was good times. Unfortunately after she dropped me off I didn’t see her again until a few days ago. Whitney was in NYC for a little bit after that but we never managed to run into each other and then she was back to LA from whence she came.  Luckily for us she was in town this past week and we decided we had to do a new photo shoot.

But where could we shoot I wondered? I am pretty much out of locations. I noticed on the Twitters that Mishka was promoting their Black Friday sale pretty heavily and it gave me idea.  Their 350 Broadway flagship store is right around the corner from my Brooklyn apartment so I hit them up and asked them if I could use it as a location. Mishka said yes and we pulled come clothes for Whitney out of boxes in the back (including this Engineered To Destroy snapback that I now own) and we got to work.

350 Broadway has insanely weird mixed lighting so we got to mess around with that a lot. The photos glow of liquor store esque neon lights. We had her play Street Fighter and lay around on top of sweaters. They probably could sell for more now… One of the funniest parts of the shoot was that we did it right around 3PM and school kids and Hasidic families kept walking by.  We hid her pretty good when we could but I think a few people got a pretty good show.

Anyway, enjoy the NSFW photos and make sure you score some Mishka swag for all the hip kids on your Christmas list. They are having a big Cyber Monday sale today only!

Click here to see all the shots of Whitney at Mishka’s 350 Broadway flagship in Brooklyn.