Here are some more of these guys… I sort of forgot to update them while I was out of town.

Here are more of my Dysfunctional Family Circuses.  These two may need a bit of explanation.  The first one references a website called Stile Project.  For those who don’t know the site it was a blog that posted tons of fucked up shit from all over the internet.  It was a pretty great website and I used to write for it.  I wrote like 10 articles over a 2 year period.  It eventually devolved into just a porn and shock site designed only to make money.  It is sort of sad, but I don’t really have a huge desire to look at fucked up all the time either.  The “Our Parents Toof Ex” joke I couldn’t possibly explain to you.  It was some weird internet meme that I am not sure I ever understood.  In fact… if anyone can explain to me what the hell Toof Ex means adequately I will send you the very first Driven By Boredom T-Shirt off the presses.  If you google it seems that people remember it but no one knows what it means.  It seems to have disappeared forever.  Anyway, here are the ‘toons.

Another two of my old Dysfunctional Family Circus cartoons go up.  I sort of think that when I make new ones that might be slightly more clever and slightly less blatantly offensive… but probably not.  I guess we will see how much I have matured in the last five years.  I still have a lot of old ones to go up first though…  Since I got Fleshbot and Burning Angel links yesterday I decided to put up some pretty seXXXy Family Circles… So HOT!

I wanted to get these out of the way.  The famous internet sensation at the time I did these things was based on the internet video about Zero Wing the old video game with some bad engrish.  To understand theses jokes at all you need to watch All Your Base Are Belong To Us.  Funnier and more relevant Family Circles in the future.

Eating disorders are ALWAYS funny… These little kids actually sort of look like little anthropomorphic marshmallows.

Here are some more of my old Dysfunctional Family Circus Cartoons.  The Japanese Scat cartoon predates 2 Girls One Cup by 5 years or so.  I am so classy.  Just 21 more to go before I have to start making new ones of these.  Dig it.

Many years ago I started doing these Dysfunctional Family Circus cartoons.  My friend Jamie used to do them when we were in high school and I took up the cause in like 2002.  Many people have done them and I don’t think mine were any special, but people really like them and it was pretty easy so I am going to start doing them again.  Why not?  I want to get back to what made this page great, and the Family Circus cartoons were part of that.  Actually the only Wikipedia entry on DBB is because of these cartoons.  Anyway, before I start doing new ones, I am going to post all of the old ones.  I am going to do two at a time every few days until I get caught up.  There are 27 of them, but one doesn’t make any sense and one is far too racist to re-upload, so maybe I will only put up 25, unless I grow some balls.  We shall see.  So let’s start it off.