Andy San Dimas is one of my favorite models to shoot and one of my favorite people in the adult industry. We have shot a bunch of times including our first shoot which was one of the favorite shoots that either of us have done. When I was in LA in January I drove out to the Valley and shot her in her back yard. It was a quick easy shoot and I think we got some nice shots. I mean homegirl is such a babe it would be hard not to.

Before I get to the photos I wanted to apologize for how shitty my site has been acting. My current host throttled my site and as much as we have done to decrease traffic we are still having a ton of issues. Fortunately a fan of the site who works for a hosting company stepped up and has offered us a pretty good deal on hosting. It’s not completely worked out yet but the site could be moved over as soon as this week. After that I hope to finally get my new site design up and functional and then everything is going to be a lot better for everyone.

Okay, enough bullshit, let’s get to the nudity.

Click here to see the full gallery of new Andy San Dimas pictures!

I know you are probably pretty sick of hearing about my punk band Fucking Bullshit but too fucking bad we are playing again tonight and I gotta tell you fuckers about it until every person I want to see us has finally seen us. And yes, I have a list and if you are on it, you are probably fucking dead to me for missing our last 10 shows. You know who you are.

Anyway, we are playing tonight at 9pm opening for a bunch of bands and some sort of crazy trapeze show or something at what I believe is a circus called Big Sky Works in Williamsburg. I met this sick rock band called White Mystery a few months ago and they asked us to open for their record release party which I am psyched to be a part of.  The show costs $10 but I am sure all the bands will be amazing and there will be tons of weird stuff.  Also my best friend who started a punk record label with me when I was 15 is going to be there and I HAVE to put on a fucking awesome show for him if no one else. So yeah, click here for more info on the show and make sure you show up on time. Doors are at eight and we go on right at nine. Be there or be fucked.

Also there are pictures from our last show if you want to check them out. Coach Mike Pics has a gallery here and Tod Seelie posted his gallery here.  And I posted a few of my favorite of Tod’s shots below. Enjoy.

Way back in January, which seems like ten years ago, I got to shoot Jolene Jolene again. She is an awesome model and she has an amazing apartment. Last time I got to shoot Jolene in her crazy living room and this time we went upstairs to her hallway or whatever it is that separates her bathroom from her bedroom and kitchen. She has this crazy loft and every wall is like another scene. I love the 60′s wicker chair because of my love of late 60′s/ early 70′s militant black iconography and you cannot beat the Free Huey shot as far as that shit goes. On the other side of the room the naked dude lamp is fucking amazing and the American flag that blocks the entrance to her room looks great in the background. Her place is a photographers dream and as you might notice she looks pretty fucking rad naked.

Obviously you need to see more, so click here now to see a bunch of naked photos of the stunning Jolene Jolene!

Last time I shot Phoenix Askani we didn’t get too many shots I loved but I had an amazing night. I was in the LA and I hung out with a bunch of New Yorkers watching the Lakers win the NBA title in the Roosevelt Hotel. After that I shot Phoenix and we went to an amazing party at the pool downstairs. It really was a great night.  This time when I shot Phoenix I didn’t have a great day and I ended up sitting in my rental car for like two hours because I couldn’t find anything to do to kill time before whatever I was doing next. But this time we got some awesome shots.

I edited these pictures last night when I was drunk. I rarely drink but my band played last night so I had to get drunk so throwing myself off stage and into strangers would hurt less. I have no idea what this edit looks like but I remember Tweeting last night about how surprised Phoenix looks in a lot of these shots. I also remember that a lot of these shots are awesome. They are NSFW of course and you can see A LOT more of Phoenix on Burning Angel if you like.

Click here to see the full uncensored gallery of Phoenix Askani.

Hey you raver fucks, now is your chance to see Fucking Bullshit.  For some reason The Death Set decided to throw a punk rock vs Moombathon party tomorrow night (Thursday) at Santo’s Party House and Fucking Bullshit is opening. I know a lot of my friends don’t give a shit about punk, but they do like absurd dance music so now is your chance to get your glow sticks out and try to throw them at my face as I sing punk rock hits for you clowns.  And then you can see Cousin Culo, Phi Unit and DJ Reck do their thing. For my punk friends, don’t miss this show because we are playing with the Death Set and the K-Holes and I imagine that I will spend most of the set trying to pick fights with club kids. It should be a lot of fun. Anyway, the show starts at 8 and we play at 9. Seriously, right at 9. Don’t be late. Here is a link to the Facebook invite for more info.

Now for the content of this post I have a bunch of shots that Coach Mike took at our last show and a lovely video. It was a lot of fun and we had everyone signing a long. The lead singer of Iconicide took the mic during a Black Flag cover and sang his death metal vocals all over my punk rock vocals. Clearly I had no choice to flip him in the air using only my neck. Fortunately when his head hit a cinder block he did not die and kept on rocking out. So check out the video, the neck flip starts around 1:45 and enjoy Mike’s pictures. See you cowards tomorrow.

Way too long ago my tattoo artist Betty Rose through a party for her eight year anniversary at working at Red Rocket Tattoo. I had just received my new camera in the mail and she has a bunch of cute tattooed babe friends so I met them down at the jazz club Fat Cats for jazz and ping pong. After that we all headed over to B Side for my friend Shain’s going away party and fooseball. At the end of the night I ended up in a bathroom to take photos of two girls making out topless just like old times. A few days later Betty Rose hooked me up with some cheap tattoos which are not quite finished yet but will be soon. Good times.

Click here for the reasonably NSFW photos from Betty Rose’s anniversary party and Fat Shain’s going away party.

On Friday Alexander Heir had an art show at Mishka’s 350 Broadway store called Visions of Death. I live a few blocks from the store and came by for a bit to check it out. I ended up leaving with a print from the show. It will be up for a while so you should go in there and check it out.

Anyway, my friend Kimberly Kane (seen below) has been in town visiting me and I have been too busy hanging out with her to actually do any real work, so sorry about that. I am gonna make this quick because I really needed to get something up, bu I will get back to work for real tomorrow. I have some fun stuff coming this week.

Click here to see all the photos from Alexander Heir’s Visions of Death at Mishka’s 350 Broadway flagship.

On Monday Roxy Cottontail had me come out to her new weekly party Mondaze at WIP.  Nicky Da B and Zebra Katz performed and Rusty Lazer, DJ Wonder and DJ Fresh Direct all DJ’d. I got a chance to play with my new camera and I even shot some video that you will probably never see. I still don’t have the hang of the new camera yet, but I got some decent shots. The party was a good time but I am going to make this write up really short because I wrote it once and my site decided it would be funny to delete it for no reason. So yeah, that happened.

Click here to see all the pictures from Mondaze at WIP.

Guess what you bastards? The greatest punk rock cover band to exist in the world has decided to bless you all by returning to Brooklyn to play brutal hits for you unworthy fucks. On Friday Fucking Bullshit is returning to Hank’s Saloon in Park Slope and we come to ruin lives.

Our first show was at Hank’s and it was a blast. It’s a pretty amazing dive bar that basically welcomes my destructive behavior. They do monthly punk rock show the first Friday every month and I am fucking psyched. Hopefully we will play to some actual punk rockers instead of you fucking hipsters who are all afraid to get bloody. We haven’t played in a like six weeks and I am ready to fuck shit up with some serious aggression. It should be a wild show. We got some surprises in store for anyone who actually has the balls to show up. And it’s only $3 so you cheap cunts have no excuse.

Also it’s walking distance from the 2,3,4,5,A,B,C,D,G,N,Q and R trains so you really have no excuse.  Come see this madness Friday.

Here is the Facebook invite.

Hank’s Saloon.
Park Slope, Brooklyn.
Friday, April 6th. 10pM

And now for some new pictures of me bleeding from the face from our last show!