Last year at the AVN Awards I met Lily LaBeau. She was signing at the AEE with my friend Zoe Voss and I ended up hanging out at their booth all weekend. At one point she signed a fans penis which was kinda hilarious. Last time she was in LA I was out of town so I was happy to hear that we were both going to be in Vegas again that we were gonna get a chance to shoot. I ended up staying in this pretty amazing hotel suite and Lily came over and we did a pretty quick shoot.

Lily is amazing to photograph. Before she got into porn she was a model and was super easy to shoot. She is obviously beautiful, her legs are like nine feet tall and she is just a fun human to hang out with. We spent as much time talking about bullshit as we did actually taking photos. I really want to convince her to go on a road trip one day where I just take her photos in front of things like the World’s Largest Onion. I seriously could shoot Lily every day for the rest of my life.

Anyway, I have a meeting right now to try to figure out how I can fund a similar road trip this summer so I gotta go, but you guys really need to take a look at the rest of this gallery. Most of the photos we shot are NSFW so I couldn’t post too many of my favorites below.

You would be doing yourself a great diservice if you don’t click here to see the full uncensored gallery of Lily Labeau in my hotel suite in Vegas.

Good morning kids. According to the fact that I can’t get mail today there seems to be some sort of holiday that exists today. My whole life is pretty much a holiday so I don’t really keep track of things like President’s Day but I hate not getting checks in the mail. Luckily for you I have a pretty great gift for you for President’s Day and it’s a full week of naked chicks.

I am getting ready for a series of trips that take me out of NYC for over a month with only a couple days in between to repack. I am headed to Richmond, DC, LA, Austin and Miami. I won’t really be back until late March. Because of this I have so much shit to do (my taxes for example) and I don’t have any time to shoot parties. Luckily I have PLENTY of content that I have been holding on to and luckily for you it’s pretty much all naked girls. So this week is nothing but NSFW content. I leave Thursday but my hope is to get updates for Thursday and Friday before I leave town. Long story short is I have 5 new naked lady galleries for you this week. Get pumped.

Let’s start Monday off with a bang. One of my favorite new Burning Angel girls is a babe named Mariah Mars. My two biggest weaknesses when it comes to girls are lips and butts. If a girl has nice lips I will pretty much instantly fall in love with her and a nice ass will make me instantly fall in lust. The combination of amazing lips and ass is pretty much the greatest weapon in ruining my life. If you are super adorable and super sexy at the same time I am pretty much gonna be obsessed with you, or at least be obsessed with taking photos of you. Fortunately for me Mariah really wanted to pose for me too and we shot a lot of photos of her naked in my shady Hollywood hotel bathroom.

I feel like this post is getting really long for no reason so let’s cut to the chase: Mariah is a babe and she is naked and wet and her make up is running and her butt is life changing. You can see her like have sex and stuff over here but first you need to fucking look at the photos I took.

Click here to see all the naked photos of Mariah Mars in a creepy Hollywood hotel shower.

I met Angel Beau at the Vegas isanyoneup.com party. I took her photo and gave her a card and when she looked at it she told me she was a fan and had been wanting to shoot with me for ages. She was a pretty bad ass chick and so clearly I wanted to shoot with her. I ended up hanging out with her and her Vegas roommate Samantha Bentley a lot that weekend.

Angel had me come over to her and Sam’s room at Terrible’s Casino which is easily the most depressing place I have ever been. The room sucked as a location and I was not really into it but on the plus side Samantha was having webcam sex with her boyfriend back in the UK while we were shooting so at least the room had some ambience.

Angel and I ended up shooting in what was sort of a closet without a door. I put her in my jean vest that my dude Sharktoof painted when I was in Miami for Art Basel. Angel looks pretty fucking bad ass in it but I don’t really love these photos cause they are shot with a flash in a hotel room. Luckily for all of us Angel is visiting New York next month and I just happend to be in NYC for exactly 24 hours while she is here so we are going to shoot again in a MUCH better location. It should be fucking awesome.

Oh, before I show you pictures I should mention that Angel Beau is a Gods Girl so you can see more of her naked photos there. But if you want free NSFW photos you should probably just look at the photos I shot with her.

Click here to see all naked photos of Angel Beau at Terrible’s Casino in Las Vegas, NV.

Katie St. Ives was the first girl I photographed on my recent West Coast trip.  She picked me up in Hollywood and drove me up to some hills. I was getting freaked out because it was getting darker and darker every second and I had no idea where we were going but it was taking forever. I had been flaked on by two people the day before and now I thought I was going to lose another day.  Fortunately, we made it right as the sun was going down and we had about 20 minutes to bang out a set and 20 minutes was all we needed.

Katie is an amazing model. She is so damn cute but as soon as she got in front of my camera she would turn deadly sexy in an instant only to start laughing about something a few seconds later and go back to being super adorable again. It was pretty amazing to go through these photos and see the mood of the shot change instantly with just a little smile.

After running around these hills for a bit we got back in her car and she started smoking weed which freaked me out because the park closed at dark and I figured some park police was gonna come by any second and throw us in jail for being deviant drug addicts, but she just pulled out her medical marijuana prescription and explained to me that the worst thing that would happen would be she would get a ticket for smoking outside of her apartment. I totally forgot that California is all about smoking the dope even if they can’t make up their mind about that whole gay wedding thing.

After the shoot we ate a bunch of food and and shot some black and white film and drove around LA. I went from being all grumpy to start the shoot to having as much fun as I have had on a shoot in ages. Katie rules and I ran into her a bunch in Vegas at the AVN Awards and pretty much without fail she pulled out her boobs in public for my camera every time I saw her. Long story short, she is good peoples and I am really happy with the photos we took.

Now click here to see all the fun NSFW photos of Katie St. Ives naked on some horse trail in the way up in hills of Los Angeles.

Last weekend I had to go to DC to borrow my parents car so I could move some shit and on my way back to NYC I stopped in Philly for a couple days and took some photos. Last year’s convention was completely fucking insane and I had an amazing time. This year was pretty fun but not out of control like last year. It moved locations and for some reason they didn’t want Bombshell Brats doing fun things like getting naked and bowling themselves down a slip and slide.

There were some good performances though.  Rigor Mortis Review burelesque was back and my friend Scarlett Storm did a Beetlejuice number and there was an Ultimate Warrior number and a Clockwork Orange thing (that may actually been part of another burlesque thing but I cannot keep things like this straight). Whatever the case there were half naked girls on stage doing weird things.  There was also some sideshow performances as well. I was psyched to finally see the Enigma in person because he was on my favorite X-Files episode ever. He performs as Show Devils with a girl named Serana Rose who I talked to a lot and is rad as hell. Actually they were both pretty great humans and their show was on point.

My favorite performance though was that of my homegirl Miss Crash who once again put on one of the better suspension performances I have seen. She brings out a series of hot half naked girls doing insane suspensions like resurrections and one knee suspensions and horribly painful things like that and then she comes out, does a strip tease, stabs her self with a bunch of skewers and then flings herself about like a mad woman. It’s all pretty awesome unless you are horrified by people hanging from flesh hooks in which case you should probably avoid this gallery.

Anyway, the actual normal tattoo convention stuff is pretty minimal because I was too tired to do actual work and shooting performances is easy. But there is some good stuff in here and some NSFW stuff which I know you love.  So yeah…

Click here to see all the wild photos from the 2012 Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention at the Pennsylvania Convention Center.

A year ago I spent a lot of time in LA hanging out with Zoe Voss but we never did a real photo shoot. Zoe and I took a bunch of photos, but we didn’t sit down and do a real shoot.  We have been in the same city a few times since then but doing a photo shoot just never worked out. Luckily when I was in Vegas in January I caught her before the AVN Awards. I came up to her hotel room at the Hard Rock and we did a quick shoot before she had to jump in the shower. Luckily she let me get a few shots of that too. After that I left to let her get ready and clearly she was did something right because she ended up being the best dressed porn star at the AVN’s.

Also shout out to Zoe for letting me shoot her even though she just got new boobs and they haven’t quite settled yet. I thought she looked pretty rad before the boob job but I am not gonna complain… She is a babe no matter what.  Plus Zoe was a model for 5 years before she ever did porn so she is really easy to shoot. I think we got some fun shots.

Click here to check out all the obviously NSFW shots of Zoe Voss in her hotel room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

While it’s true that I don’t go to the Trash party at Webster Hall very often it still has a very special place in my heart. A few months after first moved to NYC I went to the Trash new years eve party on December 31 2006. I was hooked after that. I started shooting the party regularly and I have shot it over 80 times in the last 5 years, by far more than any other party. When it was at Riffi it was my favorite party in New York. Things are a little different now that it’s at Webster Hall but there is a whole new group of kids who fucking love that party and are there every single week. DJ Jess has done an amazing job keeping this party relevant for a decade and I had to be there for his 10th anniversary party.

I had to get on a train at 3am but I took all my shit with me to Trash on Friday. I couldn’t miss this event. My boy Prince Terry’s band Hussle Club opened up the night and I got to work right away shooting them. After that I bonded with a bunch of old friends who I hadn’t seen in ages and some new ones I had met recently. It was a great time.

I had to leave around 2:20AM but right as I was leaving they were getting ready to go with what I am sure was one of the best burlesque shows Trash has ever seen. I am not a huge fan of burlesque but I have shot enough to know what I like and what I don’t. Stormy Leather and Madame Rosebud are two of the five best burlesque performers in NYC and probably the whole damn country. They cannot be fucked with. I have seen them both do their thing many times but never on the same night. Added to that was Sarah Screams who is Joanna Angel’s sister and has pretty much the greatest butt that ever was. She is a god damned professional opera singer and gets naked and sings shit that will blow your mind to a beat that DJ Jess produced. It was a damn shame I missed it all. Fortunately I took pictures of them getting dressed back stage so you get that NSFW fun in your life. Don’t worry. I care about you people.

Once again congrats to DJ Jess and everyone who has had a part in Trash over the years – Brendon James, Twig and Alex Malfunction especially. It’s been a great time hanging out with you guys the last five years. Thanks for letting me be part of the family.

Click here to see all the pictures from the Trash 10th Anniversary party at Webster Hall.

And as a bonus click the numbers to see pictures from the 7th, 8th and 9th aniversaries of Trash!

When Marlo Marquise lived in NYC I tried a few time to take photos of her to no avail and then she ran off to LA like a sucker. Fortunately she misses New York so much, as does everyone who leaves for LA, she needed any reminder of the greatest city in the world so she pretty much begged me to come over and take naked pictures of her just so she would have a New Yorker to talk to, if only for an hour or two. That may not be exactly how the whole thing went down but you can’t prove otherwise.

You might notice that Marlo is super hot and has a really rad roof to shoot on in her rad downtown LA loft apartment. It was so bright that we had to keep her in the shade so she could look at me without squinting but that made for some nice shots.  Marlo told me that she owes her whole career to her butt and since people complain all the time that I forget to shoot butts I decided we needed to take a bunch of photos of it. I think I we were successful there.  Also I should mention that this is the first shoot that Marlo has ever done with pubic hair which is probably exciting to someone slightly creepier than I am. I’m just saying.

Okay, this post is getting weird and I know you just skip this part anyway and go straight to the NSFW photos so I am gonna shut the fuck up right now.

Click here to see my Valentine’s Day present to you… all the naked photos I took of the  babelicious Marlo Marquise!

Last week I got a chance to check out the private opening of the Fuck Art exhibit at the Museum of Sex. It’s a sex themed street art show and there is some pretty rad stuff in it. You should get over there if you have the chance.  Actually if you haven’t been to the Museum of Sex at all you should really check it out. I hadn’t and the whole museum is pretty fucking amazing.

I showed up at the opening because my friend and porn star Andy San Dimas was working with the artist LUSH and was passing out chocolate dicks made from molds of LUSH’s penis and ice cream that may or may not have had actual human semen in it. Plus she was passing out the ice cream topless so it was pretty worth me showing up for. Plus my friends at Candy Rain magazine were involved in the whole show so I felt like I had to show up.

By the end of the opening everyone was so drunk and people ended up sort of trashing the place. None of the art got damaged or anything but I have never really seen an art opening at a museum turn into total madness where people were getting thrown out and people were tagging the walls. Good times.

Lastly on an unrelated note I should mention that you should come back a lot this week. I realize I have 23 galleries of photos that I need to get up on this site and I plan on, starting tomorrow updating at least twice a day every day this week. There should be a lot of naked girls…

Anyway, click right here to see all the NSFW photos from the Fuck Art show at the Museum of Sex.