I am back from Texas but I am not really back in the swing of things yet. I threw a big thing today for the Dolphins game but we lost so I slept for a while. I will get to real updates and stuff tomorrow but in the mean time I just started thinking about how many huge songs are about underage girls. I know the age of consent is different all over the place, but it’s still remarkably creepy.  I mean Ted Nugent has a song about trying to fuck a thirteen year old.  Anyway, here are three of my favorite songs about statutory rape.  How many can you think of? Leave a comment if you want.  See you tomorrow.

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