Paris Hilton Plastic Surgery Shocker!
My friend DJ Lady Byrd has unearthed dramatic before and after photos of Paris Hilton’s plastic surgery miracle. Evidently before Paris was Paris she acting under the stage name “David Duchovny” in some weird Lynchian TV show called “Twin Peaks”, whatever that is. The amazing plastic surgery was done by a Dr. Laura Palmer in a small town in Washington State. This is unbelievable news as most people thought that Paris Hilton was the daughter Richard Hilton the real estate billionaire and one of the heirs to the Hilton Hotel chain. View the shocking proof below!
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do you just make these things up?
by these things what do you refer? did i make everything in this post up? yes, with help from ms. byrd.
slow news day
OMFG!!!!! She looks like David Duchovny in drag…HMMMMMMM Or…maybe it’s just a picture of David Duchovny in drag??????? Goggle it and find out
HAHAHAAHAHA
Do you have any more false pictures???? Just wondering since I’m SO bored…and driven!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!