8/30/02 - You Annoy Me
My page has been acting screwy recently.  I don't really know what's up but less than 500 people could  get to my page today.  Next update will be announcing the start of the PWP Contest.   Until then, I'm taking a fucking break.  I've been working my ass off on this damn contest.  I'm going out of town, so I'll see you on Sunday.  Here's some links.

- Phule Proof Tattoos - Pee Mail  - Satan's Side Show - 
Haddock Porn - Conquistador- 

8/28/02 - Porn Review

Read My Alternative Porn Review

You guys need this article.  You see, it will give you the low down on the best porn for guys who are sick of blonde hair and blue eyes.  Porn that avoids exploiting women and porn that will rock you like a hurricane.  Enjoy this shit.  The following sites are reviewed:

- Alterna-Chicks - Gothic Sluts - Nakkid Nerds - Suicide Girls - Super Cult - Raver Porn -

And then some free porn... 
- Orsm - Cam Whores - IndieNudes -

 

8/26/02 - Blah Blah Blah
This is just an update to tell you what's going on.   No real content.  I am back at school, all moved in and everything and it is good.  When at school I spend hours a day doing absolutely nothing.  This time is normally filled with me working, but I have no job, and no real reason to get one.  This means I will have huge amounts of time dedicated to nothing but my web site.  Soon I will give you new ebay pranks, maybe some new Family Circus and maybe some completely new things all together.  This also means I will have time to do this damn porn review I keep talking about.  So, here's my promise.  Next update, you will have your porn review, and you will have naked girl fan signs.  I haven't posted them in ages, but it's about time I did.  By the way, this is you last chance to submit plastic wrap photos before the contest starts.  The earlier you send us pictures, the more hits your site will get.   
8/22/02 - Fuck
I took down the gallery of Keith's pictures because his friendship is worth considerably more than you seeing a few pictures of him.  Sorry fuckers, you lose.  Maybe one day they will be back, but that's really up to Keith. 

Anyway, here are some old pictures you might want to check out.  I decided to add a bunch of small galleries together into THIS.  I'm moving, so I might not update for a few days, but I will be back soon, don't worry.
8/20/02 - Happy 21st Sir Keithor

UPDATE:  I HAD TO TAKE THESE PICTURES DOWN.  SORRY BUT KEITH WAS NOT AS PLEASED AS I IMAGINED. SEE ABOVE.

My boy Keith turns 21 today, and to celebrate I am going to give you 44 pictures of him at his finest.  Some of these pictures have been on the site before, or are still on the site, but there's a ton of new ones too.  You will enjoy these to the max.   You see Keith is a maniac.  He is probably the most brilliant and funny person I have ever met.  But when he is drunk, he is even funnier.  And now that he can legally drink, it's only going to get worse.  I assure you the future will be filled with this man breaking stuff, starting fights, and running around half naked and trying to make out with anything that moves.  PS. This update took me a long fucking time, so enjoy it!

8/18/02 - I Am A Lazy Bastard
 Thanks to the fact that I am out way too late every night, there hasn't been an update for a few days, and there won't be today.  Check back soon though, cause I have some stuff for you.  I just quit both my jobs today, so I should have time to do good updates soon, including the porn review I have been promising everyone.  Seriously, check back soon.  I will get off my ass eventually.  
8/15/02 - Warped Tour
Thanks mostly to Epitaph I got free tickets to the Warped Tour and back stage passes.  My battery on my camera was dying the whole time I was there so I was conservative with my photos for the most part, except the Casualties, because basically they are really intense looking and fun to photograph.  Unfortunately when I got to Bad Religion, I had no batteries left.  Truthfully, I didn't have that much fun and I missed the Damned play.  But this girl Hillary bought me a Toixe 4 and I got some other free shit, so it was all good.  When I get a scanner Ill update this section with more black and white photos.  Click here for photos!  Oh yeah, check out Automated Reason and his new video.  

8/14/02 - Lack Of Update
There is no update tonight, not because I don't have content, cause I do, but because my server is all wacky.  I can barely upload anything, truthfully I don't know if I will even be able to update.  I have all these good Warped Tour photos and no way to show you them.  Oh well, I'll try to upload them again tonight.  By the way, I can't say I'm a fan, but kids at my work were all excited because Phish is unbroken up or something.  I just figured someone might care.  I certainly don't.  
8/11/02 - 1905
The other week my friend Marshall's (he's the drummer) band 1905 finished up their US tour in College Park, MD.  Being a suburb of DC, the College Park show, was their homecoming, and I went, and rocked out.  They played in this tiny room at a radio station, but it was packed and they owned everyone.  Here are the pictures.  Also, in keeping with the general theme of music, I added a karaoke section to my page, but I would advise against you downloading anything.  Download this instead. Rock most on. 

8/9/02 - Boring Text Update
Today is another one of those lame updates that happen when I don't realize that I have to update until it's 5 am.  Tonight it is 5:46, but who's counting.  I just wanted to clarify yesterday's update.  I went to the Warped Tour, and shot a ton of photos.  I shot 4 rolls of black and white that you will probably never see, and a few digital pictures that I will publish soon.  I would have taken more, but my digital camera died during NOFX's set and I only got a few pictures from them, 2 pictures from Bad Religion and none from The Bosstones.  This is probably for the best, because Glen Friedman told me that you should never take pictures of bands you don't like, and frankly I think the Bosstones suck, and NOFX is kinda boring.   Bad Religion, however, were great and I wish I had pictures for you.  

Anyway I also wanted to explain to you what the hell the Robot Wars pictures were all about.  I have been working on the Driven By Boredom movie (that will probably never happen) and one of the things we did was film two guys in robot suits fighting.  It was supposed to be amazing, but Ian's ear ring got ripped out and they just quit.   To make up for it, I fought this girl Ana, witch was entirely more interesting.  These are pictures of both fights, as posted the other day.  

Lastly some updates:  New 1905 pictures (you can see the old ones here) should be up next update.  The Warped Tour updates should follow that in the next update and then hopefully my alternative porn review.  I gotta make it good because this site is hyping it up.  I also have to write a few pages on pornography itself, and my feelings on it.  It should be interesting, as I am very confused to my opinions on girls getting naked.

So yeah, that's about it.  You guys should send me an email, I get terribly bored.  Your assignment tonight is to break something.  Oh yeah, and rock the fuck most on.  

8/7/02 - AAHdljhs ... ROBOts!!!
I am to tired for this, but as I promised, robot wars.  The video will be disapointing I am sure, but heres the pictutres.,   PS. PAInkillers And sleeping pills dont mix.  I have go to the warped tour tomorrow so there will be lots of cool picutres then.  I am so twisted.  I am just pryanying that i can finisht this update.  Ill fix it tomorrow when i am rested.  Night .. Ill even tell you about more robot warks soon.\  I HAVE A MULLET!!!!!!

8/5/02 - Up And Coming

I was going to give you an update full of pictures of robot fighting, but then I got sick and threw up.  I swear to god this is an actual picture of my vomit.  Keep in mind I ate nothing yellow today. Anyway, instead of doing a real update I will plug future projects.  Coming soon we will have robot fighting pictures, a detailed review of alternative porn sites, photos of 1905 and of course the plastic wrap contest.  I am trying to get ready for the PWP Contest and I need your help.  Girls I NEED you to submit photos and guys I NEED you to help promote the site, and help us with the prizes.  At the bottom of this update is a Paypal link where you can donate, and a button that you can link the site with.  If you have any thing you could donate, please submit your idea too.  PLEASE DONATE AND SEND IN PICTURES!! 

8/3/02 - A Waste Of Time
I just spent way to much time making shitty pages.  First made a page to hold my high school rock bands music.  You can find that here.  Then over here, you can find the music of Crazy Willy.  And then to hold those two pages, and my other music pages, I made this page.  Confused?  Well on top of that I made my friend Adam a page so he would donate a dress to the winner of the Plastic Wrap Contest.  All these pages suck, but at least I got some things done that I've been meaning to do.  And you get a lot of free music.  I also updated the random whore thing, blah blah blah... Boring maintenance work that takes way too long is no fun.  Bye.