April 30: I Wish I Was A Little Bit Talla...
...I wish I was a balla... The newest addition to the Bored Net is: BLING BLING! Crazy Whiggers doing crazy things!! Check It Out!
April 29: W00t!
I am at home and I am doing fun things with fun people and am so excited that I am not at my lame ass school. I am working on a theme song for the Stile Project contest with Automated Reason. It should be tight... but maybe not. I just wanted you all to know that I am still alive and that once I get my computer moved in I'll be updating every day again and I'll have lots of fun exciting things for you... even though I'll be on a dial up... but Hell... if Floorgasm can do it, so can I.
April 27: I'm Out
I'm getting out of this hell hole once and for all. Fuck PSU. We Are... a shitty school that's nothing but frat boys and chickenheads! Wait a minute... now I gotta get a job... Next time I update I'll be in sunny Washington, DC! Now here is a girl who wrote on her head in highlighter and then turned a black light on. How come every other web master gets pictures of hot girls breasts and I get this?
April 26: Goin' Home
I have so much shit to do to get ready to go home. I have so much to pack, so many people to see, so much randomness to do. Anyways, because of this I probably won't update tomorrow, but I might, so check back anyway. I may even have issues getting to my ftp to update for the next week, so if you don't see anything new for a couple days you know why. But in all likelihood this page will be updated daily. My computer isn't going home till next week so here are some stuff I have for you to get it off my hard drive.
These are from Spida and my roommate's girlfriend Kim. Now more Family Circus!
My hits have been off recently so don't forget to link me. I blame this on the fact that I haven't done any ebay auctions in a week. So here's a new one. Buy my grass!
Lastly Baller Icons is having a poll to vote on which is the best site they refer. I am getting my ass kicked. So go vote for me.. or at least check out the page. They have tight icons.
Rock most on... I'll be in DC...
April 25: Hmmm...
I really don't want to update today for various reasons. 1) I have no more school work to put off. I am going home Friday and all I have to do is pack. 2) My ex-girlfriend and current good friend is in the hospital after a bad car accident, I'm to worried about her to do much. It's fucking me up in the head. I'm sure I have some other reasons too, but I am doing it anyway. Here's some some DBB fan pics that I am going to post before I go home.
Thanks Kr...um.. I mean Emma.
April 24: Happy Wang Day!
Okay, technically Wang Day was on Saturday, but I got the pictures from the Wang Day party. No On 15 played and I got a bunch of tattoo pictures. Mostly from Jeremy from Jumpstart Records. Also in the funny pictures section you will find a picture of No On 15's bassist. He is amazing because he has a mullet Mohawk. It is incredible. He is my new hero. Wang Day ruled because someone stole a traffic cone and I was doing handstands on it and walking on the ceiling. I had to leave Wang Day early cause my friend Molly came to visit, but she did this promo for my page so its all good.
What else we got... hmm... I made a page with all the Family Circus comics that I have posted so far! Speaking of which.. here are some new ones.
Abby has new art in her section in the Bored Net. So check that out. Lastly, I have hosting until September, meaning no more ads until then, and hopefully no more ads ever (yeah right). ARS totally ripped me off and says my account is under investigation for fraud. Fuck that! I'm glad only 3 of you signed up. No more banners for them!
Here's the important stuff from last week...
Vote For My Labels, Stile Project Top 50, Random Oi Oi Deej Link
April 23: Happy Birthday Sam
Today is my friend Sammy's birthday. Please email him telling him you love him. Send him my regards as well.
Anyways... we are still having hosting problems, please email me if you can help host. This cool guy may be helping me out... but I'm not sure yet...
If you don't happen to own a web server, but do have a web page, and wanna help anyway, please sign up for THIS. PLEASE... it takes 2 seconds, and you only get one email from them. Please help a brotha out. Oh, did I mention you can make A LOT of money with it? Plus if you sign up I'll link you... you too...
Okay... lets see... want porn? Take Your Pick.
Tomorrow I am gonna have a bunch of new pictures that I took this weekend. I am going to make a Family Circus section, and I am going to archive this old stuff.
April 21: I Need Hosting
Help me, I need some hosting. I need 250 megs of HD space and 50 gigs of bandwidth a month. If not I'm gonna have to get rid of alot of the content on my page and I will be come some E/N whore that I fear so much. I probably won't update until Monday cause my friend is coming in to town and I'm trying to figure out hosting. So here's enough family circus to last you a few days, and some anonymous tits. Enjoy.
April 20: Today Is The Worst Day Ever
HELP ME! It turns out my bandwidth is way too high. We are talking 10 times my limit. This is blown me. I need a way to raise 35$ a month, NOW. I don't want to advertise, but I am going to have to do something. Please EMAIL ME if you have any ideas on how to get me some money. I have 10 days until the page is shut down unless I come up with some cash. I beg of you click this thing below here. Please, sign up for stuff, or just click it. I don't care just click it for the love of god!!
I'm so sorry...
April 20: Its 420 Man... Whoo!
Its the stoner new years, the anniversary of Columbine and Hitler's birthday. But for me, its just another Friday doing nothing. Next week at this time I'll probably be at home. School will be over and I will probably have quit this page. Well maybe not quit, but I'll have to get a job and I'll have shit to do. I will be on a much slower connection speed and I will have to compete with my brother and my mom for the computer. Whatever, I will deal with this later. What am I talking about? You don't care... You want some free condoms instead. Oh yeah, here's Family Circus!
Aaron linked me and only sent me 11 hits. He feels guilty about this because I send him some traffic, so, GO TO HIS SITE! Now he will feel even MORE guilty and will have to buy me stuff.
Guess Who? Click the picture to find out!
April 19: Jones Soda
As many people know Jones soda is some of the best drink in the world. I just submitted lots of my photos to them. So pleeeease vote for me, and vote high! I want to be on a bottle. Click the picture to see my stuff!
April 19: Jock Rock
I just added a sports photo gallery. I have skate pix, wrestling pix, football ones and even Allen Iverson! Very exciting (?). Okay, maybe not... but Its more to look at. My friend Firas gave me this.
Thanks to everyone for the Fan Art. Hot Chix = Ratings. Keep it coming... Okay... I just remembered a joke I have for you!! My friend Issac and I made this up two years ago or something. It was in the Oct. 99 (I think) issue of Playboy. I got 100$ for it!
Q: What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend head while he was driving?
A: They both fell off the motorcycle!
HA! I kill me! The Stile Top 50 is back... So go vote for me!! Anyway... here's your daily family circus.
April 18: Oh My Gay...
Before I go any further let me remind you of something. I am not gay, I am not a transvestite, I am just really bored. I have started writing for Chickenlegs.net. In order to write for their page I had to pretend I was a girl. The funny thing is that I hate women and I am bitter and lonely! HAHAHA! Personally, I am amused, but you may think its a touch... um... off. Anyway, check out my drag pix. Woah... I am sexy!
If you notice, I changed the intro page. Everyone hated it. I had a one second redirect, but then there's no time for the background (thanks Albino) to load. There's no time for it to load anyway if your on a dial up. Oh well. Here's today's family circus! Enjoy!
April 17: Happy Birthday Helix!
Today is my little brother, Ben, or as the elite call him, Helix's 18th birthday. Email Him and wish him happy birthday. He's legal!! New photos tomorrow... Want some Duck Sauce? Check out my new ebay auction.
Me and Helix - Don't Mess With Us
April 16: Big Update... Really...
Okay, I know your excited! I have many fun things for you kids today. Get excited. Lets start out with my new ebay auction. It seems quite popular, but its R rated so you need an ebay password to get to it. JENNIFER LOPEZ TOPLESS POLAROID!!! Yeah... anyway I updated the following picture sections: Bands, Fan Art, Tattoos and Humor. I also updated the Art section in the Bored Network. I added a lot of my art.
This is my friend Maggie, I kinda have a crush on her, but then again, I also kinda love this girl Abby. Abby hates this picture, and so does my friend Keith cause he thinks I am exploiting women. Its all drama... But here's the picture that has two of my best friends mad at me. Sorry...
Now, the surprise you have all been waiting for... FAMILY CIRCUS EDITS! I made 28 of these bastards... Ill give you a few a week! Then I'll make more!! Once I have like 10 up I'll give them their own wonderful page... but for now I'll just stick them on the main page. Click to enlarge.
That's it for today... more stuff coming soon... and if you didn't see it last week remember to check out my new store the Ninja Turtle Porn! Rock Most On!
April 16: Big Update
Today I got TONS of new stuff for you. Lets start off with the pictures. I added, oh fuck, I just realized, I forgot to add the pictures... hahaha that's funny. Whatever, you know what Ill do this shit tomorrow morning. Stuff is archived. Someone make me a new button. This one sucks.
April 15: Coming Soon...
Tomorrow I have a big update for you kids. I have a ton of art and pictures. I have new fan art, links, Bored Network updates ebay stuff and a special surprise!! Everything gets archived tomorrow and its just gonna be a friggin party. Get excited. My friend Abby was here this weekend, which is why my page wasn't updated yesterday. I got her to write bored on her lip for me, but you could barley see it. Oh well... she didn't want me to post it anyway...
April 13: Toof Ex and More!
So you're saying to yourself "this doesn't look like a big update!" But it is. It took hours. Go check out the new DBB store HERE!! Buy lame internet crap cause its funny!
April 12: I Suck.
Okay, I suck. I have done nothing today. I got lots of cool things for you, but I am too lazy to work on it. I got a friend visiting me tomorrow so I probably wont update much till Sunday. But I am working for plasticb0x.com and here is a new ebay auction: LEARN DOS!!
Links: Oi Oi Deej - Wallflower - Baller Icons - Freak Farm
April 12: Plasticb0x
Today I start writing for Plasticb0x. You gotta be asking yourself, his page sucks, why is he gonna bring down another site? And the answer is because I am bored. Much like my friend Shanna shown below.
It is very likely that I will update again today. I have to make up for my week gone. I'll put up another ebay auction once I reinstall my scanner software. Rock most on.
April 11: Its Time To Party!
My page is up and running! Sorry about the lack of updates. I think I should archive my page soon... eh... I have a ton of pictures to add to the band pix section and I have some stuff for the Bored Net. I also have a surprise coming soon... AND I'm starting ebay auctions back up, starting with this one.
Evidently the Teenage Mutant Ninja Porn is quite popular. Even Noey dug it. And she is punk rock. I got some pictures of hot girls with "Bored..." written on their stomachs. I figure chick = hits, so keep sending them in. Ill put them up eventually... I just alot to do to get my computer back up.. so I haven't done anything. I'll give ya one tomorrow... I promice.
April 10: Up And Running... Kinda...
I went home this weekend, but today I fixed my computer. I don't have front page though... and I am too lazy to update much with out it. I do however have LOTS of stuff to add. So... hopefully DBB will be up and running this week with a HUGE update this weekend.
April 6: Everything Right Is Wrong Again...
Everything sucks. My computer crashed and crashed hard. I decided fuck Win ME, I'll install 2K. But in the prosess of installing Win 2K, my computer decided not to be connected to the internet. I lost all my email addresses, all my old emails, I lost front page, wich I can't install again, I lost the serial number for Dream Weaver. It seems nothing is right with my computer at all. Everything is all screwy I have to update this with Notepad, then take it to the computer lab. I don't even have spell check. FUCK THIS. On a plus note, I want to kill myself. I am having another nervous breakdown. Everything is fucking up and If I wasn't so pissed off I would go into it. I am working on something for this weekend, but I have serious doubts that I will even beable to update the page untill I get Front Page again. FUCK. I hate Notepad. djlfsldkfjdsf
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Porn (real media) (quicktime) -
April 4: Ninja Turtle Porn!!
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. My friend Emily from my high school and her friend Adam from Squidog.com made this video, and they gave me "Best Boy" credits. It's amazing. The sound track is going to be available on Epic soon. Or not. Watch this NOW!
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Porn (real media) (quicktime) -
April 4: Save The Stile Project
Two days in a row I have taken on the responsibility of single handedly saving something. Stile Project is one of the most twisted sites on the internet, its daily updates and large amounts of content make it worth viewing again and again. Stile spends all day searching the internet for entertaining stuff for me, so I figure I should give something back. I donated 69 cents to him through his pay pal account and I suggest you doing the same (with possibly more money). Donate Money Here. Or you can bid on my "Stile Sux Harmonica". I am going to give all the money I get selling this on ebay.
Anyway, I added some tattoo pictures today and of course the ebay auction. This Guy is a useless waste of life. Oooh yeah... soon I am going to be posting for another site as well as mine... I'll let you know about that when I start. NINJA TURTLE PORN! TONIGHT!!!
April 3: Save Liberty Meadows!
The sons of bitches at the Washington Post have decided to try to get rid of Liberty Meadows again. LM is my favorite comic in the Post, even better than "Boondocks" and "Sherman's Lagoon". They have replaced it, on a trial basis, with some comic that rivals the likes of "6 Chix" and "The Family Circus". The Post features some of the worst comics known to man. Other than the two mentioned above it also hosts, like 5 soap opera comics, "Peanuts" Reruns, and "Mark Trail". This is a load of crap. Liberty Meadows is one of the best drawn comics I have ever read and I hope you guys will help. Please write to comics@thewashingtonpost.com and let them know you want Liberty Meadows back.. even if you don't subscribe to the Post (lie). If you don't get it, you don't get it. On the subject of shitty comics, read this brilliant rant by my boy Keithor.
As far as actual content goes, I added an entire section dedicated to people with my URL written on them. Check out the lovely link whores here. Ninja turtle porn coming soon... Maybe even tonight!!
April 2: Baller Icons
I just got linked from ballericons.com today, so that means a bunch of you are commin from there. And I know the last thing you want to hear is me whining about my ex-girlfriend, so I decided I had to update. I don't really have anything for you today... um... I think Ill start doing my ebay auctions again, It gave me something to do. Ooh... I got one thing for you... thanks to Camilla the cam girl and her issues with me not wanting to cyber with her online...
Crazy girls... now if you didn't come here from Baller, go there NOW! They got crazy AIM icons and other cool stuff. If you don't use AIM go to Juice2000 for tons of party pictures and other stuff. I will update for real one day soon...
April 1: I Think I Am The Fool
I can't believe I ever trusted my friend Abby again. She has cheated on me, lied to me and fucked me over time and time again. I love her so much, why does she do this to me? Why does she hurt me? She gets off on seeing me cry. When she does something mean and I get mad, she just gets mad at me for being mad. She never feels bad, never feels guilty, never cries. I love her, but if I ever see her again I am going to beat her like the two dollar whore that she is... (okay, not really, that's a joke). That bald headed, dyke ass bitch (who I just want to be my little marshmallow again)... Fuck... I am so pathetic. I don't know what to do, I am so sad, and mad and everything. I'm sorry for this lame ass rant. Ignore me. I guess I am the only joke for you today, nothing clever as I had planned. April Fools.. hardy har har... BLAM...
On a sunnier note... I got this in my email the other day. Its from the webmaster from pileofcrap.org. I am sure he just sent it so I'd link him, but little does he know that I get almost no traffic.. Bwahaha, jokes on him...
One day Ill do a big update, but I am to upset as it is. Ninja Turtle Porn coming soon....
