Automated Reason: driven by boredom?
Automated Reason: you've got pictures
sgtelf77: indeed
sgtelf77: we are celebrities
sgtelf77: it seems
Automated Reason: you're better than marshall
Automated Reason: i choose you, pikachu
Automated Reason: why haven't you called me yet?
sgtelf77: i was waiting for you to call
Automated Reason: but i'm the girl
Automated Reason: i don't call
sgtelf77: i thought that being the girl eventually you would get impatient
Automated Reason: eventually i get my period
Automated Reason: /impatient
sgtelf77: i was checking my calendar
sgtelf77: to see when it was 'time'
Automated Reason: was it your first time?
sgtelf77: yes
Automated Reason: how was it?
Automated Reason: i'm glad i could be the one to bring you into our world
sgtelf77: delightful
sgtelf77: and refreshing
sgtelf77: i dont like girls
sgtelf77: i got carpet burns on my elbows
Automated Reason: me too
Automated Reason: my knee is all fucked up
Automated Reason: we were going at it pretty hard
Automated Reason: i thought you made me bleed for a while there
sgtelf77: by the time the police showed up i was spent
Automated Reason: i gotta go
Automated Reason: we should do this again sometime
sgtelf77: i agree
Automated Reason: ttfn
sgtelf77: lol.  g2g.