"Meat Is Murder . And Murder Is Really Cool" - Keithor


        Meat is murder, it's really cruel
        You're killing innocent harmless little animals
        But then again bacon tastes really good
        And so does baby seal meat

        Meat is murder . murder is cool  (x4)

        I know that animals are abused in their cages
        I've seen all the pictures
        I don't care, in fact I find it funny
        That baby pigs die squealing in their own blood and feces

       Meat is murder . murder is cool (x4)

       What's funnier than headless chickens running around
       The answer is "nothing"
       Another good answer is "juggling hamsters while drunk"
       Also I would have accepted "kicking puppies in the face"

       Meat is murder . murder is cool (x4)

       You're a stupid fucking vegan hippie
       You're not a hardcore kid or a punk or anything else
       You're just a stupid fucking hippie
       Take a shower before I Mace you

       Meat is murder . murder is cool (x4)

       It's funny to kill pet fish by overfeeding them
       And to dropkick kittens out windows
       I put a piglet in the microwave, set it on HIGH for 40 minutes
       Then I took a nap

       Meat is murder . murder is cool (x4)
       Food tastes so much better when you remember that it used to have a 
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The rest are by Igor

Midgets = Ratings

Retards are funny and everyone knows it
But the truth is nothing is funnier than midgets
They are small and distorted
everyone loves a midget

midgets = ratings

i want to laugh at them when i see them, but instead i kick them
benifit wants to hit them with a stick
but i want to boil them alive and hear them scream
i bet they have funny high pitched screams

migdets = ratings

i would force one midget to rape another
hopefully the experience would ruin both their lives
but dont worry, im not that crewl
i kill them quicky, and make them in to soup

midgets = ratings, and midgets taste like chicken


I enjoy offending people

offending people is fun because you get mad
i just laugh at you because i think its funny
you have no sense of humor
thats why i killed your mom
i had to prove a point

people deserve to be mocked
everyone hates people, they realy suck
so i laugh and point and kick
i made collumbine jokes and had to see the guidence councler
so i made fun of him and his stupid fucking hair

your music is gay, your politics are bullshit
your clothes suck and your morals are pointless
i will make fun of the death of your family
because its not me, and i dont give a fuck
watch me mock your sad sad life

fuck you


i hate everyone

preppy people make me fucking sick
i hate those fucks, they can suck my dick
however goths and punks are just as bad
ravers and metal heads are fucking sad

chorus
i hate everyone 
i hate your culture
i hate everyone 
go fuck yourself 

riot grrrls deserve to get raped by dogs 
skinheads need to get beaten and flogged
whiggers and thugss need to cap eachother 
i will make emo kids cry and indie kids suffer

chours

your scene is a waste of my fucking time
i hate you life is a crime
your ugly fasion is a fucking joke
everything about you makes me want to smother your dog

the end

your worthless

youre worthless ugly and stupid fuck you
youre worthless ugly and stupid fuck you
youre worthless ugly and stupid fuck you
youre worthless ugly and stupid fuck you



fuck you you fat fuck

fat people are the worst fucking people on earth
STOP EATING YOU FUCKING SLOBS
how hard is it to shut your fucking mouth
for fucks sake

I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU EAT TO MUCH

culture says you are wrong 
and in this case i have to agree
chubby is not cute
loose some fucking weight asshole

I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU EAT TO MUCH

have some self respect you fat hog
your not jolly or plump
your ugly and fat and no one wants to watch you eat
at least anorexics look good


what im saying doesnt matter as long as it makes you cry

i dont care what i say, 
as long as it hurts you anyway
hopefully you will cry
kill yourself and die
you are a waste of my life
i raped your wife
i dont give a fuck about yoooooou...

you may be sick of it
my points may not mean shit
but know i am allways right
and cry your self to sleep at night
you think about me all the time
my words haunt you with each line
nothing ever you say will mean anything to me

kill  yourself