Here are some random IM conversations that I have saved over the years... I used to be Tommyy53 (don't ask me why, its a long and pointless story...) for the record. They are all in .txt files...
Big Bi Zack - This guy IMed me because my profile said that I liked "Raping and Pillaging". I don't think we had the same things in mind.
Brad Here - This is a conversation with some random person about child porn. It's kinda amusing... I think...
Bus Accident - This is me telling someone about the funniest thing that I have ever seen.
Dark0 - This was over IRC not AIM but you get the idea... I tricked someone into thinking I was a hot chick. Ha!
Dream - I have undoubtedly the weirdest dreams of any person alive. Last nights dream involved Black Sabbath, tennis, Alice and Wonderland, sharks and thongs...
Fag Bashing - This person got my IM name off my Loop Monkey web site. Things like this were the reason I changed my screen name.
Flamers - This is Keithor and Andy discussing their drunken brawl that some how turned into them making out for some odd reason.
Grembler - This guy IMed my friend Keithor because Keithor mentioned that he was a Falconer in his profile (he is not). We decided to play with this guy.
Skkam Interview - My friend Marshall was in a political punk band called the Scam. I decided to conduct an "interview" with them when Marshall was in a very odd mood.
Scary Guy - This guy IMs me out of no where. Evidently I was hitting on his girlfriend or something. But I hardly knew the girl. Why are all of these conversations so "gay"?
Vegan Chat - Another Loop Monkey fan gone crazy... I hope no one finds my new IM name... fucking psychos...