You see them everyday, but I am sure you have never thought to buy one for yourself. Well now you have your chance. Your very own urinal cake thingy... Here are the highlights:

*Special Built-in Germ Fighting Ingredients *Tapered Drain Holes Prevent Splash Back *Special Design with Elevated Risers to Promote Proper Flushing Action and Reduce Bacteria Build-up. (note: this is the only one of the items that has punctuation) *Polypropylene Bag Keeps Fragrance Enclosed and Fresh *One Size Fits All Urinals *Eliminates Clogged Drains and Costly Repairs *Long Lasting Odor Control *Replace After 30-45 Days *Made In The U.S.A. 

Anyway, I stole this from a movie theater, but it is nicely packaged and hopefully unused. It is hot, so watch out... you could get arrested for buying this... That's why I had to cover my face in the picture. Buyer beware!! I will start the bidding at 1 dollar, but I will be willing to trade anyone who can get me a urinal accessory that says DON'T DO DRUGS on it. For more stolen office supplies check out Driven By Boredom.