So the other day I was at 7-11 and some crazy homeless guy came up to me and told me he liked my green hair. I told him I liked the tiger slippers he was wearing. He instantly demanded that I pay him a dollar for them. After some haggling, I did just that. He took off his shoes and made me put them on. He then told me he was a sliver beetle and that the space ship cops were everywhere. He had a big gash on his head and he then started singing Beatles songs. This guy was amazing. Anyway, about the slippers, these things are absolutely disgusting. They smell so bad, I can't stand it. They have holes in the feet and one of them is missing an eye. There is a cigarette burn in the forehead of one of them and they are coming apart and filthy. Other than that, they are in perfect condition and with a little needle work and some soap, they could be as good as new. I hate to part with these gems, but they gotta go, they are scaring my friends. Click Here For More Homeless Fun!