These are a day late, but after watching the Dolphins finally win a game, properly trouncing the Buffalo Bills, I was pretty much too ecstatic to do anything.  I just wanted to celebrate by going over to my lady’s house and hanging out with her, but we managed to severely depress each other, and just laid around moping which was an intresting twist to the evening.  Still, all in all a good night.

So back to Saturday. I haven’t shot Glamdammit since it moved to Don Hills because well, I hate going out to Don Hills.  It is so far away from everything.  It is the same reason you never see me at Sway.  Unless I am getting paid to shoot there, I am never out there. I did decide that I had to be there for the 5th Anniversary though.  And I wanted to see Kissy Kamikaze and it is always super entertaining to watch Michael T to sing.

Turned out to be a pretty fun night, although Don Hills is so big that despite a pretty good crowd it felt a little under attended.  Still there were a lot of my favorite weirdos who show up to anything with Michael T’s name on it as well as sexy ladies and good music.  As a photographer, I can’t ask for too much more.

Click here to see all the photos from Twig The Wonder Kid’s Glamdammit 5th Anniversary Party at Don Hill’s.

Ps. While looking for some pictures to highlight below, I just realized that these photos all kinda suck.  My bad.

Look. That is just a horrible name. I am all fine with you guys combining your parties… but can’t you just come up with a better name?

Anyway:

Due to my computer over heating, I missed the deadline for the Village Voice, so these photos may never end up on their site. They still might, but I fucked up. This same problem caused me to have to ask my roommates questions about why my laptop was in the refrigerator.

Due to the hot body contest at this party, this gallery has a bunch of naked people and you should probably not look it at work or whatever.

Due to an insane amount of alcohol there are several photos of Michael T dancing shirtless.

Due to my birthday happening in 9 minutes I have to go to High Voltage right now.

Photos go here, go to Trash on Friday or lose me as a friend. Thanks.

UPDATE: The photos did end up getting posted on the VillageVoice.com.Â

I was in a pretty horrible mood all night. I don’t know why. I also don’t know why I didn’t go home. The Switch played a little mini set. The girl from the band was very nice. I honestly don’t really have much to say about the evening… I don’t think I am going to update again today and then I am going to Rhode Island and I will not be brining my computer so the chances of me updating Monday are not good. I get back late Tuesday so we might be updateless for awhile. Let’s just see what happens. Photos from last night are here.

An exciting Glamdammit featuring Michael T and Theo of Rated X as well as an acoustic performance by Semi Precious Weapons. Glamdammit is one of my favorite parties of the month cause it is rarely crowded and the music is always awesome and I can just sort of relax a bit and still get a bunch of cool pictures. My friend Jess was in town from Miami so I got her and a bunch of her friends to come hang out with me while I took photos. For whatever reason there was an extreme amount of drama all night that I really had nothing to do with, but was some how caught in the middle of, and then after that shit was over, I started my own drama which lasted until like six am. Totally stressful, and totally over now.

Probably the funniest part of the night actually happened after I left Rififi. I went out to eat and the waitress looked exactly like this girl I know, except she didn’t say anything to me. I figured maybe it wasn’t her, so I just ignored it until we got the check. I finally asked her her name, and she asked me why. And I said “I think we have made out before.” And she said “It’s probable, I drink a lot.” I then pointed out the four times we had hung out, made out and took dirty photos. “You are actually naked on my website” I said. Which is at which point she remembered vaguely who I was. She then asked me for my card so she could go online and look at her boobs. Amazing.

Anyway, the pictures from last night are available for your viewing pleasure here. Oh, and PS. all the horizontal photos got accidentally watermarked twice so there are three little lines sticking up randomly where they don’t belong. Sorry. Deal. And PPS. Fear the BBP fingers of fury.

I meant to go to Fun @ Studio B to see Grandmaster Flash… I really did.  I heard he was amazing and I am an asshole.  I just got a late start and as I was walking to the G train I just turned around and got on the J and took it into the city.  I wanted to see a friend of mine who was at Annex.  For whatever reason the people at the door were not very helpful and there was a lot of drama I had to undergo in order to get into that place.  I am not sure if I was being an asshole or if they were, but whatever the case it put me in a bad mood.  I realized I barely knew anyone there so I just grabbed my friend and her friends and we went over to Rififi.   It was strangely quiet when I got in and as I made my way to the back I realized that Michael T was singing his heart out on stage.  I snapped a couple of pictures and tried to say hi to some friends but they vanished when I turned around for a second… um…  I didn’t take very many pictures, but I did get two girls topless which as we know is very important.  Someone recently referred to this site as a “soft core porn” site which I think is sort of unfair…. but maybe not that unfair.  I just some times people cared about the stuff on this site that is not party photos or naked photos or whatever…  blah… whatever.  Just look at the NSFW photos, that’s why you came here.

Seriously, fuck the New York Jets. I am too depressed to update. I am going to sleep forever. If I don’t update again today, I will make it up to you on Monday. Sorry, here are photos from last night. I am not in the mood to say anything about them. Sorry. Everyone I met last night should email me.

PS. For everyone who bitches at me for posting bad photos of them… check me out below. I look super fly.

UPDATE: Evidently I was so stricken with grief after watching the Dolphins lose again that I somehow linked all the photos to an Optimum Online commercial on YouTube. The links now work. Sorry.

Last night my friend Isabel showed me her left boob.  Then 3 other people did in the same way, so we now have the amazing image before.  I think this is really funny for some reason. The party was fun as always even though it is never packed. To see the uncensored photos and all the other Glamdammit photos click here.

I shot this party then went home and edited photos then got on a train drove to DC. Watched the Dolphins lose then I walked around for like 2 hours and got lost in DC slightly because I was looking for Vitamin Water… which I found, but it cost $3. But it was worth it because I was so damn thirsty. So I need to update quickly so I can lay down and watch Weeds on demand. At the party I was hanging out with a girl in a bathroom and someone walked in and she flipped out and I sort of had to chase her down and that was weird, but I had fun and um… wait, actually that was at Beauty Bar during a quick break. The party had Michael T singing and a glam contest thing and some girl who danced on stage a lot and kept flashing her ass at me but I was not quick enough to get a photo and also these people wrote on themselves and I took photos of Nic taking photos of them holding their boobs or something and I wish the Dolphins beat the Redskins so then I would be in a better mood… so yeah. Have photos now. They are NSFW because there are nipples. Watch out!

I forgot to post this earlier. I am a moron. I am hosting/taking photos at Glamdammit tomorrow. It is at Rififi (located on 11th st. between 1st and 2nd ave) at 10pm tomorrow (Saturday 7.14). Guy from the Toilet Boys will be there. Come get your photo taken by me, hang out, dance etc. They play a lot of old Rock and Roll there and I always have a blast. I think you should come too, and give yourself a quick break from Electro music 7 days a week. Free Zygo open bar from 11-12. If you note, all my Glamdammit galleries are Not Safe For Work, so that might be fun too. Mention my name for FREE Admission.