Kimberly Kane & Kory Minx

Holy shit! I almost forgot about these. That seems impossible because they are so hot, but it’s true. Remember when I posted this set of Kimberly Kane? Do you remember this set of Kory Minx? Well those two sets happened pretty much at the same time. You see I was staying with Kimberly and I was supposed to shoot Kory but she was running really late so KK was like “why don’t we shoot while we are waiting?”  This seemed like a pretty good idea so she got naked and we got to work. Right as we were wrapping up Kory shows up and she walks in on a very naked Kimberly Kane. She seems very psyched about this. Hmm…  So I get Kory naked and we did a really quick shoot because the sun was going down. But since I am the worlds fastest pornographer the shoot lasted about 7 minutes and the sun was still up. There was only one thing left to do.

So I had a naked Kory and a very slightly dressed Kimberly and clearly I had to shove them together. The sun was setting but I figured we had about 6 minutes left to shoot so I threw them on the floor in front of the big window and had them wrestle around for a bit. They both seemed really psyched about it and we got some awesome photos and Kory left covered in lipstick and with a huge crush on KK. It was pretty awesome for everyone involved and now it is pretty awesome for you because you get to look at a bunch of sexy NSFW photos of my ex-girlfriend rolling around naked with the super hot Gods Girl Kory Minx.

So you need to immediately click here to see the very uncensored photos of Kimberly Kane and Kory Minx!

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Kimberly Kane & Kory Minx

Kimberly Kane & Kory Minx

Kimberly Kane & Kory Minx

Kimberly Kane & Kory Minx

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Whores ‘N’ Gold – 2.23.13

Despite my new found hatred of doing stuff, I went out again Saturday night. Three of my favorite party throwing crews were teaming up, in Brooklyn, and shit was going to get wild. Whorehouse NYC and Gold Whistle combined forces to throw a party at the after hours spot 35 Beadle. Trouble & Bass took over late night starting about 4:30am with Drop The Lime which I assume led to more music from Star Eyes and Strange VIP but I had to get the fuck out of there around 5:30am.

The party was honestly fucking wild. WC Kids always throw down but they absolutely killed it Saturday night. There were about 100 people on this little tiny stage all just grinding the fuck out of each other. Right when I was thinking the party would explode if they played some NOLA bounce shit they dropped Nicky Da B/ Diplo’s Express Yourself and I am pretty sure at least 16 people got pregnant. At some point I saw some girl climb a wall to try to get to a bottle of Vodka that was floating around Chippy Nonstop twerked herself out of her shirt and Psycho Egyptian performed with a KKK piñata for some reason.

This gallery is reasonably NSFW which will make the creeps happy. People were in various states of undress all night and I put a topless girl in a refrigerator for whatever reason. It seemed like an important idea at the time. Anyway, shit was crazy and I took a lot of photos and you should look at them.

Click here to see all the insane pictures from Whores N Gold at 35 Beadle St.

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

Whores N Gold

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Naked Hotel Party With Pam & Mabel

I was in DC visiting my parents over Christmas and I decided to take a two day trip to Richmond, VA. I went to college there and there are a few girls I wanted to photograph. I wanted to do another shoot with Pam Chemist and I had another girl in mind who ultimately couldn’t shoot. Luckily a couple days before I went down there I read on Twitter that a Burning Angel named Mabel lived down there and I hit her up to shoot as well.

My first night in Richmond I spent with friends but the next afternoon Mabel came over and we did a photo shoot that you will see later. I had plans to shoot Pam later than night when she got off work but at some point I found out that Pam and Mabel were friends so we decided to shoot both of them together. So Mabel and I went to visit a mutual friend at ate at Olive Garden for some reason. When Pam got off work she needed booze and tacos. We ended up hitting a liquor store and a Taco Bell and taking it all back to the hotel.

By the time they ate and had their make up on they were so drunk that we just gave up on a real photo shoot and I took photos of them jumping on the bed and eating tacos. In the end it’s probably way better than any real photo shoot I could have done, plus it was much more hilarious. So yeah, technically this is not the best work I have ever done, but the photos are pretty fucking amazing anyway. Taco Bell + Boobs = art. Trust me, I went to art school.

Click here to see all the insane NSFW photos from Pam & Mabel’s naked Taco Bell hotel party.

Pam & Mabel Naked Hotel Party

Pam & Mabel Naked Hotel Party

Pam & Mabel Naked Hotel Party

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Models & Rappers Interview

My friend Ibra Ake interviewed me for his website Models and Rappers. I realize I am neither a model or a rapper, but I guess since I take photos of models and rappers that I am somehow relevant to his blog. I met Ibra at a hotel party thrown by comedian/rapper Donald Glover. Ibra is Donald’s friend/photographer/designer and Donald had showed Ibra my work. Ibra was psyched on my photography, which normally makes me uncomfortable but Ibra is a fantastic photographer himself so it was great to meet him. Anyway, Ibra started this site a few months ago and has been interviewing a ton of people so clearly you should check his site out, but more importantly you should check out his interview with me, because I am awesome.

Ibra came over and he asked me about my favorite clients, best advice I had received and we talked about the positives and negatives of shooting naked girls. I showed Ibra my infamous nude Polaroid collection and pulled out some prints for him to look through. Ibra turned the whole thing into a pretty awesome interview with me. I sent him a bunch of random photos that I had high res shots of laying around so they aren’t exactly the most relevant images to the interview, but there is some new shots that no one has ever seen before in there as well.

So check out the NSFW video below and read Ibra’s actual post because it has a nice write up to go along with it. I particularly like this part:

“Igor makes it a point to take pictures everywhere, whether he’s getting paid to or not. After looking through the massive collection of outrageous images he keeps at his apartment, I realized he’s on to something: The more you shoot, the more likely you are to get interesting shots. It’s kind of obvious, but it’s a good reminder for all aspiring photographers.”

I only really have three points of advice for anyone who wants to be a photographer. Shoot photos all the time, develop a personal style and don’t work for free. I will be billing you for that. Thank you and goodnight.

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2nd Ave Trading Card Convention – 2.16.13

The nerds are winning. Not sure if you noticed but the geeks have taken over and they are now in charge of our pop culture. Case in point, some of the hippest people in NYC spent an evening in the basement of a toy store talking about trading cards… and it was a lot of fun. I know two people with their own line of trading cards, Sucklord and Buff Monster. The company that makes them is called Sidekick Lab and they all threw a party at Toy Tokyo Underground featuring Sucklord’s SUCKPAX, Buff Monster’s Melty Misfits and “The Art Hustle” trading cards. They had cards for sale of course, but they also had a big table with custom cards on them where you could draw, sell and trade your own cards. Buff Monster had a bunch of his exhaustive Garbage Pail Kid collection on display as well.

I made a bunch of my friends draw me cards (tell me I don’t look like this) and in exchange I took awkward photos of them. I bought a pack of Buff’s Japanese edition of the Melty Misfits and one of Lamour Supreme’s cards which cost an unreasonable $1. Greg from Mishka bought a pack of the Art Hustle cards and he pulled a Mishka card and a Nick Gazin card in the same pack. Nick happened to be standing next to him at the time. There were also a bunch of cute girls there which isn’t really fair because when I collected trading card as a kid there were NO hot girls around. Oh, I should also give a little shout out to Sailor Jerry who provided the booze. Since they are pretty much my favorite client I figured I had to give ’em the free plug.

Anyway, this is sort of a disjointed write up because I just got Doggystyle on vinyl and it’s really hard to write and listen to an album that I know every single word to. So let’s just get to the photos.

Click here to see all the photos from the 2nd Ave Trading Card Convention at Toy Tokyo Underground.

Ps. Don’t you think Driven By Boredom needs sexy girl trading cards?

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2nd Ave Trading Card Convention

2nd Ave Trading Card Convention

2nd Ave Trading Card Convention

2nd Ave Trading Card Convention

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Baauer & Just Blaze Vs Trash

Trash was pretty much the first party in NYC that I photographed. I don’t really shoot it anymore but I still have a lot of love for the party. Their 11th anniversary was last night and I knew I had to stop by Webster Hall at least for a few minutes to say hi. Upstairs Just Blaze and Harlem Shake DJ Baauer were spinning at the party Boys & Girls. My plan was just to stop by and say hi, but I ended up staying all night and photographing both parties.

I have two art shows today so I am going to make this quick but last night was pretty insane. Upstairs was packed like I have never seen it. Just Blaze absolutely killed it and little raver kids were crowd surfing to hip hop. It was pretty funny. Baauer took over after and those kids went crazy. I assume he played Harlem Shake, but I was downstairs at Trash for the end of his set, but I bet that place exploded when he played it. It’s not every day you get to see a meme DJ at the hight of their meme. Did I just actually type that?

Downstairs at Trash things got real weird. They did their normal 20 minute burlesque show at 2:30am and then filmed their own Harlem Shake video in tribute to Baauer spinning upstairs. These two events provided a lot of NSFW photos in this gallery, but I gotta warn you, between some wild boylesque and Sammi Sprinkles getting weird it might not be the nudity you were hoping for… But personally the weirder the better so I was pretty psyched about it.

Anyway, I gotta go deal with things and you guys need to look at these insane photos.

So click here to see all the photos from Webster Hall last night featuring the 11th anniversary of Trash plus Baauer and Just Blaze DJing Boys & Girls.

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Trash & Boys & Girls @ Webster Hall

Trash & Boys & Girls @ Webster Hall

Trash & Boys & Girls @ Webster Hall

Trash & Boys & Girls @ Webster Hall

Trash & Boys & Girls @ Webster Hall

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Trash & Boys & Girls @ Webster Hall

Trash & Boys & Girls @ Webster Hall

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Trash & Boys & Girls @ Webster Hall

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Amy Rose

Happy Valentine’s Day! I couldn’t get you guys all candy and roses so I did you one better. I got you a naked girl in a heart shaped hot tub covered in 100 cheeseburgers!

I met Amy Rose a few years ago but we sort of lost touch for a while. But a few months ago we ran into each other on the subway and we had about a four stop conversation. During that quick talk she managed to convince me that it would be a good idea to shoot her naked in a hot tub covered in cheeseburgers. I mean let’s be reasonable, she didn’t have to try that hard. I started looking for motels with hot tubs that we could shoot in and couldn’t find anything local. Fortunately I knew just the man to ask. Bob Coulter has made a career of shooting in the creepiest motels around and he instantly provided me a couple of locations. He directed me to an hourly rate motel just outside of the city in New Jersey. He told me it was cheap and they had amazing heart shaped tubs, but he warned that since the hot tubs were surrounded by mirror it would be hard to get out of the shot. I figured I would take my chances.

I borrowed a car and picked up Amy Rose from Greenpoint and we were off on what turned into an all day adventure. Despite being less than 15 miles away it took us hours to get through the awful city traffic and get to the motel. Fortunately our mutual love of Hall and Oates kept us sane in the bumper to bumper car ride. When we finally got there we checked in with a man standing behind bullet proof glass. He gave us the keys to a room and offered us a remote control but he couldn’t find the batteries so we were out of luck. When we got into the room it was freezing cold and their was bird shit absolutely everywhere but we couldn’t find the bird. The guy at the front desk told us the maids leave the door open to air out the smell of the rooms and sometimes birds get into them. Make’s sense to me. Luckily he had another room… It was still horribly lit and freezing but, now all we needed were burgers!

The phone call Amy made to a local McDonald’s was hilarious and I only heard her end of the conversation. I can’t imagine what the woman on the other line was saying. Amy had to leave her credit card info because they thought we were pranking them. 30 minutes later we were in McDonald’s and they were handing us bag after bag of cheeseburgers. (On a related note did you know that hamburgers and cheeseburgers cost exactly the same?) I almost vomited from the smell in the car ride back to the hotel but we had burgers! We dumped them into the hot tub and were pretty disappointed to see how few cheeseburgers 100 cheeseburgers is, but we would march on!

I made a huge mistake at some point and my leg hit the faucet just enough to let a small trickle of water into the tub for only a second. That little bit of water was enough to turn the burgers into complete mush by the end of the shoot. I had to take off my shoes and socks to get into the tub to shoot and I could feel burger meat between my toes. It was fucking horrifying. Amy on the other hand seemed to be having a blast. We left the room a few hours after we arrived. Burger guts were EVERYWHERE. I tried to wash out the hot tub but I only made it worse. Grease and cheese were all over the mirrors. We left the maids with a truly horrible scene to deal with. Fortunately for me I am a god damned saint and I left them this.

After our hamburger Jersey adventure we both happened to be going to the same party so we headed over to a bar in Brooklyn and ended up doing Hall and Oates karaoke to end the night. It was a truly magical day. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Click here to see all the pictures of Amy Rose naked in a heart shaped hot tub covered by 100 McDonald’s cheeseburgers.

PS. These pictures are a little less naked than normal. Amy wanted to keep her nipples covered in order to keep her job. I don’t know how that makes sense, but this is the world we live in. Free nipples now!

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Amy  Rose Cheeseburger Hot Tub

Amy  Rose Cheeseburger Hot Tub

Amy  Rose Cheeseburger Hot Tub

Amy  Rose Cheeseburger Hot Tub

Amy  Rose Cheeseburger Hot Tub

Amy  Rose Cheeseburger Hot Tub

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Pepper Kester

When you think of juggalos, especially naked juggalettes, you don’t normally think of hot ladies, but Pepper Kester is a babe. I met her in my adventures at the Gathering of the Juggalos two years ago, but it wasn’t until last year that I had a conversation with her. She was selling cigarettes topless and I took her photo and she mentioned that I took her photo at the AVN Awards too. It turns out Pepper is not only a jugalette but she is also a porn babe. I found out she lives in LA and we decided that next time I was out there we would have to do a photo shoot.

A month later I was in LA and I headed out to Pepper’s place in the valley to do a photo shoot. Everybody “loves” my juggalo photos so of course I had her wear some Psychopathic Records gear for the shoot. We shot in Pepper’s back yard where her Bunny lives so you can catch him in the background of a shot or too. That thing is pretty awesome.  The photos are pretty sexy and Pepper is pretty bendy and the light is lovely so you should look at them.

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of jugalette porn star Pepper Kester!

Pepper Kester

Pepper Kester

Pepper Kester

Pepper Kester

Pepper Kester

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Samantha Bentley

In January 2012, that’s over a year ago if you know how time works, I photographed Samantha Bentley. She is a porn star from London and I met her through Angel Beau. We shot a bunch of photos in the shower of a hotel I was staying at in Vegas during the AVN Awards. Sam made me promise she could approve the photos before I posted them. I agreed. What I didn’t count on is that she would never actually approve them. That’s not to say she disapproved of them, she just never sent me an edit.

So a year goes by, and once again I am in Vegas for the AVN Awards and once again I am photographing Samantha Bentley in the very same hotel room. This time it’s with one of her best friends and it’s for Hustler instead of my site (although you will eventually see the pictures). Before we started the shoot I sat down at my computer and pulled up the photos and we did an edit right there and I finally get to publish these photos! She wanted me to mention that she is in better shape now and that these photos are old. But like, she looks really hot in them so I have no idea what she is worried about.

Also, I should mention that I got Lightroom ages ago and I still don’t know how to use it. One in a while I try to color balance some photos using it and they come out totally inconsistent and weird looking. Still, I like them better than the overly yellow photos I took in that horribly lit bathroom and I have zero patience for editing so you are just going to have to accept the weirdly colored photos.

Enough with the bullshit, click here to see these awesome NSFW photos of my European homegirl Samantha Bentley.

Ps. See more of Samantha at her site over on Juliland!

Samantha Bentley

Samantha Bentley

Samantha Bentley

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