Hang Out With Me And Cam’Ron On NYE

What are you guys doing tonight? I will be at a Shanktastic warehouse in Brooklyn with a bunch of motherfuckers including Killa Cam, Trouble Andrew, Isa from Florence & The Machine, Prince Terry, Dances, Krames, Nick Gazin, Full Time Fun DKDS and a ton of other DJ’s that I don’t know. It’s gonna be fun as hell and rage all night so fucking show up. Not sure what a Neon Beach is but it’s on. Come get your photo taken, take your shirt off. Let’s get weird.

Graham Ave L train. 35 Beadel St. Buy tickets here.

NYE Neon Beach

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Meet Terri

I met Terri when she was an intern at Mishka. I actually don’t remember how we met but I found out while we were shooting that she worked for Mishka and she happened to be doing a lot of the press for my art show there. It was pretty coincidental. Whatever the case, I shot her naked on her roof deck thing and it was a good time but it super bright out and not the most ideal light, but I guess that’s my fault for not planning the shoot better. Whatever the case we managed to get some fun stuff and um, I think you will like it. She has some pretty rad boobs that you should stare at. She also introduced me to Ginzilla so we should thank her for that!

Now click here to see all the NSFW photos of Terri on her roof.

Terri

Terri

Terri

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Merry Xmas And Stuff

Hey guys. I hope you are having some sort of fun today. Hopefully you are getting free things and hanging out with people you love or you are eating Chinese food and watching movies or are just not killing yourself. Whatever you do today just know that I don’t wish any specific harm on you this holiday season. Gonna make this quick today but I will be back this week to bring you some random nudity and to plug the New Years Eve event I am doing. Until then I just wanted to drop this Christmasy photo of the babelicious Amy Rose. We shot some insane photo set involving 100 hamburgers and a heart shaped bath tub so you have that to look forward to in 2013. Thanks Santa the Mayans were wrong.  Merry Xmas kids.

Sexy Santa

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Sidney Scarlet Returns

A year and a half ago I met a babe by the name of Sidney Scarlet when I was in Chicago. I shot a party that she was hosting and the next day we did a photo shoot. We hit it off really well and when I was in Chicago for Pitchfork over the summer we had to shoot again. The first time I photographed her I shot her at my friend Matt’s house from Darkroom Demons. This time I shot Sidney at Matt’s partner Tyler’s place so I have to give much props to the Demons for putting me up whenever I am in Chicago.

Anyway, back to the boobs. Sidney rules and it was great to actually get time to shoot her. The first time we shot she got stuck in traffic and the sun was setting so we had to rush the shoot before the light was gone. This time we had plenty of time and I took so many damn photos of her. There are more than 70 photos in this massive gallery. After the shoot we got food and I took a photo of her flashing her boobs on the street in the touristy neighborhood of Old Town Chicago. Good times.

In unrelated news, I know I haven’t been posting a ton on here but I am working on a bunch of fun stuff. I think I am signing a book deal this week, I am getting pretty close to having my website redesigned, the food zine that I have been working on for two years is a couple months a way and tomorrow I am photographing a girl in a hot tub full of hamburgers. I think 2013 is going to be a good year assuming the world doesn’t end before the weekend.

Okay so click here to see all my photos of the babelicious and awesome Sidney Scarlet… and if my photos are too tame for you, you can pay $20 for a bunch of videos of her having sex. Right.

Sidney Scarlet

Sidney Scarlet

Sidney Scarlet

Sidney Scarlet

Sidney Scarlet

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Contessa & Frog’s Birthday – 12.14.12

Friday night I headed over to the after spot 1040 Metropolitan for my girl Contessa Stuto’s birthday party. Contessa throws really good parties because she has a really weird mix of friends. She hangs out in the gay scene, the hip hop scene and the standard hipster nightlife scene. When she throws a party they all show up to some warehouse and a really weird, highly photogenic party rages until dawn. I got to the party around 2 and hung out for 90 minutes.

The cigarette smoke was getting to me a bit and I wanted to stop by Tutu’s to say happy birthday to Frog AKA Dances With White Girls. Earlier in the day, as a birthday present, I posted a naked picture of him on my Tumblr and he wasn’t pissed but he thought it would be funny if everyone thought he was pissed. He convinced me to start a fake fight with him and while I was jokingly shoving him up against a support beam in the basement of Tutu’s and someone threw a rocks glass at me. I have no idea who but I was fucking pissed and had a big welt on my head. I was going to go home but everyone was going back to 1040 so I sucked it up and went back.

I ended up leaving again at like 5:30 and I am sure the party went until 8. I had a damn good time despite the head wound. Tons of people performed and DJ’d and I am not even going to try to list them all but shout out’s to AK Murder, Prince Terry, WC Kids and DKDS.

Click here to see all the pictures from Friday’s party at 1040 Metropolitan including some mildly NSFW shots of Contessa rocking the fuck out.

1040 Metropolitan

1040 Metropolitan

1040 Metropolitan

1040 Metropolitan

1040 Metropolitan

1040 Metropolitan

1040 Metropolitan

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Ginzilla

A few months ago I shot this girl Terri who’s photos I should have already posted but I haven’t. A few days after we shot she introduced me to her friend Ginger AKA Ginzilla (or Akuma on Suicide Girls). She’s covered with crazy tattoos and she’s pretty adorable so clearly I had to take naked photos over. I went over to her apartment and she had this back yard with a gross hammock and beer cans and it had this great redneck backyard vibe. I convinced her to pretend she was drinking from this gross Budweiser can that had been in the back yard for months. We had to clean the dirt off it so it would look slightly realistic. At some point I put her in the hammock which she was not exactly excited about. It was also colder and windier than it should have been for a summer bbq look, but fuck it. She was a champ though and put up with my bullshit and we got some cute NSFW shots that you should look at right now.  Yup.

Click here to see a bunch of photos of Ginzilla and her tattooed boobs!

Ginzilla

Ginzilla

Ginzilla

Ginzilla

Ginzilla

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Buy Driven By Boredom A Christmas Present

Tis the season for giving, and I give you guys a lot. Yeah, I make money doing the nightlife and I make some money in advertizing but most of the naked girls and the crazy adventuring I do for the love of it. In the last year I have been working less and trying to focus on a few projects. I am redoing the site, working on my first photo book, working on a series of food related zines, adding a video component to DBB and shooting as many naked girls as possible. All of this stuff is going to be awesome, but none of it is making any money. I am of course working enough to pay my rent and get by and everything is good as far as that stuff goes, BUT I want to be shooting more film and doing more stuff to make this site, and my Tumblr, more awesome.

So I came up with an idea. I always see these cam girls and porn stars with wish lists and I figured if dudes will buy them stuff maybe I can get dudes to buy me stuff. But I don’t want underwear or books or DVDs, I want supplies so I can keep making rad stuff for this site. I also figured that you should get something back for your rad donation.

So here’s the deal: I set up an Amazon wishlist and  if you buy something on it, you get something back.  If you buy me some Polaroid film, you get a naked girl Polaroid signed by both me and the naked girl. If you buy me some 35mm film you get a signed 8×10 35mm print. You can pick if you want a naked girl or not. You don’t get to pick the actual photo but you can at least sugest what kind of image you want.  If you buy me a box of 5 Hour Energy I will give you a digital print I guess. That seems to make sense somehow.

So yeah, buy this website a present, I will keep working on great content and you guys will get some “art”. Seems like a good idea right? Oh, and don’t forget… Driven By Boredom has a store now!  More on that later…

Ps. No DBB Christmas cards this year unfortunately but if you buy something I will send you an old one!

Driven By Boredom Christmas!

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Thing X Launch Party – 12.6.12

ThingX.tv is a new website, presented by Adult Swim and from the former staff of the Onion. When the Onion moved to Chicago the Peabody Award winning New York staff stayed in NYC and started Thing X. My brother used to work for the Onion so I know a bunch of the new Thing X staff and I was asked to come out and take photos.

It was a pretty amazing event. There was so much hilarious branding everywhere, even in the bathrooms. I took a bunch of photos of the weird stuff they had everywhere so check that out. The performances at the show were pretty great with Cerebral Ballzy and El-P headlining. It was pretty weird seeing them play to a small crowd of TV executives and comedy writers. I think that made it even better of a show. With a giant X mascot named Thingy roaming around the whole thing was really surreal. One of my favorite comics Eugene Mirman performed as did Michael Che. They were both very funny which is important in a room full of comedians. Tim Harrington from Les Savy Fav DJd in between sets and The Jonny Lam Band opened the evening. Oh and Joe Garden hosted and did not get naked as was promised.

Click here to check out all the photo from the Thing X Launch Party at Le Poisson Rouge and for gods sakes check out ThingX.com!

Thing X Launch Party

Cerebral Ballzy

Tim Harrington & Eugene Mirman

Thing X Launch Party

Thing X Launch Party

Cerebral Ballzy & El-P

Joe Garden

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The Other American Dream – 12.3.12

My friends over at the sex art cult that is Darling House want to turn their website into a print magazine so the founder JM Darling decided to throw a fundraiser. He asked his photographer friends for some photos to sell for extremely cheap prices and then threw a big party at Galapagos Art Space around that. I donated eight images because I am always down to support perverted causes and I was excited to be included in a show with some of my favorite photographers like Steve Prue, Bob Coulter, Corwin Prescott, Dave Naz and Tony Stamolis.

Aside from the art their was tons of performances. Bastard Keith hosted the performances and did some fantastic songs of his own. The amazing Stoya did two aerial routines, getting naked hanging upside down 2o feet in the air. Two of my favorite NYC burlesque performers, Stormy Leather and Madame Rosebud did several fully nude routines and included Darling House member Sovereign Syre in them. Eric Walton did magic that was not nearly as painful as most magic is, Brandon B told funny stories about terrifying gay sex experiences and the sex-comedy band The Reformed Whores did two extremely offensive country ditties. JM Darling himself told an amazing true story about how he and his entire family was murdered by pirates. I am pretty sure he should stop shooting naked girls and just write several books because his life growing up was far more interesting than any set of boobs.

The night ended with a discussion on sex work with Sovereign Syre, Stoya, Lux Alptraum, and Buck Angel. Sov led the discussion and Stoya talked about how the internet helped her become one of the biggest stars in the adult industry. Lux is the editor of Fleshbot, Gawker’s porn blog and one of my favorite websites. She talked about how she started combining her interest in sex and sex education with the internet from starting a porn site to writing about sex to finally taking over Fleshbot several years ago. Buck Angel is a man you should be familiar with. He was born a woman but had the most convincing sex change ever except for one thing… he still has a vagina. This guy who looks like a gay fantasy of a construction worker took down his pants on stage and showed everyone his vagina. It was pretty awesome. At the end of the conversation all four people on stage showed the crowd their vaginas, an amazing photograph that I totally missed because my leg fell asleep and I stood up and walked away from the stage about 3 minutes before it happened. Tragic.

The whole show was pretty amazing and the photos are extremely NSFW. The photos on stage are pretty awful because the lights were clearly controlled by a criminally insane person who kept it way too dark most of the time so I had to shoot at 4000 ISO and then when it was bright enough would shine super hot lights on the performers faces. It made for constant frustration and mediocre photos. But honestly none of that matters because what is happening in the photos is way more important than the actual photos. I assure you these photos are worth checking out.

Click here to see all the photos from Darling House’s The Other American Dream sex art show at Galapagos Art Space.

Stoya

JM Darling

Stormy Leather

Madame Rosebud

Stoya Nude Aerial Act

Leanna Banana Sovereign Syre

The Reformed Whores

Buck Angel!

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