Mondaze – 4.2.12

On Monday Roxy Cottontail had me come out to her new weekly party Mondaze at WIP.  Nicky Da B and Zebra Katz performed and Rusty Lazer, DJ Wonder and DJ Fresh Direct all DJ’d. I got a chance to play with my new camera and I even shot some video that you will probably never see. I still don’t have the hang of the new camera yet, but I got some decent shots. The party was a good time but I am going to make this write up really short because I wrote it once and my site decided it would be funny to delete it for no reason. So yeah, that happened.

Click here to see all the pictures from Mondaze at WIP.

Mondaze @ WIP

Nicky Da B

Zebra Katz

Mondaze @ WIP

Mondaze

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Fucking Bullshit Returns

Guess what you bastards? The greatest punk rock cover band to exist in the world has decided to bless you all by returning to Brooklyn to play brutal hits for you unworthy fucks. On Friday Fucking Bullshit is returning to Hank’s Saloon in Park Slope and we come to ruin lives.

Our first show was at Hank’s and it was a blast. It’s a pretty amazing dive bar that basically welcomes my destructive behavior. They do monthly punk rock show the first Friday every month and I am fucking psyched. Hopefully we will play to some actual punk rockers instead of you fucking hipsters who are all afraid to get bloody. We haven’t played in a like six weeks and I am ready to fuck shit up with some serious aggression. It should be a wild show. We got some surprises in store for anyone who actually has the balls to show up. And it’s only $3 so you cheap cunts have no excuse.

Also it’s walking distance from the 2,3,4,5,A,B,C,D,G,N,Q and R trains so you really have no excuse.  Come see this madness Friday.

Here is the Facebook invite.

Hank’s Saloon.
Park Slope, Brooklyn.
Friday, April 6th. 10pM

And now for some new pictures of me bleeding from the face from our last show!

Fucking Bullshit Punk Rock

Fucking Bullshit Punk Rock

Fucking Bullshit Punk Rock

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More Shay Laren!

Shay Laren is one of my new favorite models and I am sure if you saw the last set I posted of Shay you would understand why. When I photographed the amazing Penthouse Pet, I was running super late and I was worried we would run out of light. We shot the first set in her back yard where I knew we would have enough light, but then we decided to go inside to shoot the second set and somehow the light lasted just long enough for us to get some amazing shots. Because of the lack of light I shot most of the inside shots at 1.4 and if you are a camera nerd you will understand what that means. Basically to let in enough light I sacrificed depth of field making everything other than the main focus point blurry. I often shoot girls at 2.8 or lower because it looks nice but it is pretty hard to get the right things in focus when you are trying to do a shoot super fast before the sun goes down.  So I missed a few shots but I think we got some great stuff.  Shay is amazing and the light was lovely so it was hard to fuck up. The only problem with the set is that she is completely naked, except for an unzipped hoodie, in every shot so it was hard for find stuff that is safe for work for the main page.  I think that when your biggest problem with a set is that it is too NSFW you are probably doing something right.

So if you want to see way more of Shay Laren check out her website!  And if you wanna see my photos you should just click the link below.

Click here for the full set of the amazing Shay Laren!

Shay Laren

Shay Laren

Shay Laren

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Creepy Party Photographer Meme

If you noticed, yesterday was April Fools.  If you came here you would have seen that my website turned into a Tumblr full of pictures of myself as a “Creepy Party Photographer” meme. I was gonna plan something better but I forgot it was April Fools until like 11:30pm so I spent 3 hours making myself into a meme.  The meme is kinda a mix of “Scumbag Steve” and some of the other memes out there. I think a few of them are funny, but you guys can probably do better.  Create your own and then submit them here! I will post the best ones until I get bored with the whole thing.

Anyway, here are a few of my favorites. See them all here. And I will be back tomorrow with some more rad naked photos of Shay Laren!

Creepy Party Photographer Meme

Creepy Party Photographer Meme

Creepy Party Photographer Meme

Creepy Party Photographer Meme

Creepy Party Photographer Meme

Creepy Party Photographer Meme

 

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