Lit Turns Ten – 2.2.12

Lit Lounge over all is my favorite bar in NYC. It has never had my favorite weekly party and I sometimes months go by without me going there, but over the 5+ years I have lived in NYC it has always been a fantastic place with rad people working there and running it. I shot some of my first naked girls in bathroom shoots at Lit (and some other things in those bathrooms…). I had one of the best nights of my life there two years before I even moved to NYC and hopefully I am gonna have my first NYC solo show at Fuse Gallery in the back of Lit. I love that place.

Last Wednesday Lit celebrated it’s 10th anniversary and even though I had to leave town the next morning I decided I had to stop by for a bit. That bit ended up being four hours followed by after hours followed by this… It was an amazing night and there were so many friends and people I was psyched to see.  It was so packed and I bumped into someone and we both remarked how tightly packed it was. He seemed annoyed by it, and I was like, “At least we are packed in here full of great people.”  I am just gonna shut up now and let you look at the pictures but I had a fucking blast on Wednesday and I expected nothing less.

Click here to see all the pictures from Lit Lounge’s 10th anniversary party.

Ps. Shout out to my girl Maluca for the great talk and all the good things she said about my work. Meant a lot and the feeling is very mutual. If for some insane you haven’t yet, get to know Maulca and her music and check out the video she shot in front of my apartment.

PPS. Why. do. blipsters. hate. me?

Lit Lounge 10th Anniversary

Nikki Sneakers

DJ Bastard

Maulca Mala

Lit Lounge 10th Anniversary

Lit Lounge 10th Anniversary

Bronques

Lit Lounge 10th Anniversary

Lit Lounge 10th Anniversary

Lit Lounge 10th Anniversary

Lit Lounge 10th Anniversary

 

 

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Arden Leigh Returns

The other day Arden Leigh offered to cook me cupcakes if I took photos of her doing it naked. Clearly I could not turn that down. I have shot Arden twice before but this is the first time she really allowed actual nudity so that’s kinda exciting right? I would have a lot more to say about all of this but I am out of town and I don’t really have time to do anything today but I wanted to get these photos up! The one thing though that is totally important to this post is that Arden wrote a book about how to make dudes fall in love with you. She’s pretty much a female pick up artist which is kinda hot and kinda creepy at the same time.  Anyway, you need to buy her new book now. It’s called “New Rules of Attraction: How to Get Him, Keep Him, and Make Him Beg for More“. Seriously.

Now while you wait for it to show up in the mail, click here to see a bunch of photos of Arden naked cooking me cupcakes!

Arden Leigh

Arden Leigh

Arden Leigh's Cupcakes

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Mary Jane

Despite having about a half dozen shoots left from my trip to LA/Vegas to share with you guys we are going to take a little detour today (and perhaps tomorrow) and bring you guys a newer shoot. When I went to Philly recently for the tattoo convention I met a Burning Angel / Bombshell Brat model named Mary Jane. She was a big fan of my work and she is pretty adorable so we made plans to shoot while I was in town.

I went over to her apartment and her cat would not leave us alone.  I am tragically allergic to cats so normall I would be really annoyed about this but fortunately her cat is one of the best model’s I have ever photographed. The cat just kept getting in shots and looking at me and looking at her in cute ways. So yeah, this shoot is all about pussy.

Sorry, that was awful. Just look at the fucking photos already. They are NSFW, obviously.

Click here to see all the shots of the adorable Mary Jane.

Mary Jane

Mary Jane

Mary Jane

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Arabelle Raphael

My introduction to Arabelle Raphael was on a website that will remain nameless where someone was talking shit about Arabelle for having big areolas. I think  Arabelle’s boobs are amazing personally but my opinions aside I find few things in this world shittier than insulting a girls body anonymously on the internet. What part of your brain makes you think it’s a good idea to tear someone down because of what their body looks like? Especially when that person is naked on the internet allowing you to see it? That is so fucking shitty and so I got Arabelle’s back.

Years later Arabelle and I were finally in the same city at the same time and we got to take a bunch of pictures! As I mentioned I love Arabelle’s wild boobs and she has amazing lips and eyes and I couldn’t have been happier shooting with her.  A couple days later I ended up driving to Vegas from LA with Arabelle and we took a bunch of naked photos in the desert. She came with me when I checked into my hotel where my Vegas roommate from Off The Grid was waiting. Arabelle came in and instantly got naked and took a bath in our giant jacuzzi tub much to the delight of my roommate.

Anyway, all the photos I am posting in this gallery are from that first LA shoot. There will be a bunch more shots of Arabelle when I post the 35mm shots from my LA & Vegas trips, but for now you just get this one photo set. Also, I should mention that if you want to see a lot more of Arabelle you should probably check her out on Burning Angel. Now, on to the NSFW photos!

Click here to see all my shots of the lovely Arabelle Raphael.

Arabelle Raphael

Arabelle Raphael

Arabelle Raphael

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Lily LaBeau

Last year at the AVN Awards I met Lily LaBeau. She was signing at the AEE with my friend Zoe Voss and I ended up hanging out at their booth all weekend. At one point she signed a fans penis which was kinda hilarious. Last time she was in LA I was out of town so I was happy to hear that we were both going to be in Vegas again that we were gonna get a chance to shoot. I ended up staying in this pretty amazing hotel suite and Lily came over and we did a pretty quick shoot.

Lily is amazing to photograph. Before she got into porn she was a model and was super easy to shoot. She is obviously beautiful, her legs are like nine feet tall and she is just a fun human to hang out with. We spent as much time talking about bullshit as we did actually taking photos. I really want to convince her to go on a road trip one day where I just take her photos in front of things like the World’s Largest Onion. I seriously could shoot Lily every day for the rest of my life.

Anyway, I have a meeting right now to try to figure out how I can fund a similar road trip this summer so I gotta go, but you guys really need to take a look at the rest of this gallery. Most of the photos we shot are NSFW so I couldn’t post too many of my favorites below.

You would be doing yourself a great diservice if you don’t click here to see the full uncensored gallery of Lily Labeau in my hotel suite in Vegas.

Lily LaBeau

Lily LaBeau

Lily LaBeau

Lily LaBeau

Lily LaBeau

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Mariah Mars

Good morning kids. According to the fact that I can’t get mail today there seems to be some sort of holiday that exists today. My whole life is pretty much a holiday so I don’t really keep track of things like President’s Day but I hate not getting checks in the mail. Luckily for you I have a pretty great gift for you for President’s Day and it’s a full week of naked chicks.

I am getting ready for a series of trips that take me out of NYC for over a month with only a couple days in between to repack. I am headed to Richmond, DC, LA, Austin and Miami. I won’t really be back until late March. Because of this I have so much shit to do (my taxes for example) and I don’t have any time to shoot parties. Luckily I have PLENTY of content that I have been holding on to and luckily for you it’s pretty much all naked girls. So this week is nothing but NSFW content. I leave Thursday but my hope is to get updates for Thursday and Friday before I leave town. Long story short is I have 5 new naked lady galleries for you this week. Get pumped.

Let’s start Monday off with a bang. One of my favorite new Burning Angel girls is a babe named Mariah Mars. My two biggest weaknesses when it comes to girls are lips and butts. If a girl has nice lips I will pretty much instantly fall in love with her and a nice ass will make me instantly fall in lust. The combination of amazing lips and ass is pretty much the greatest weapon in ruining my life. If you are super adorable and super sexy at the same time I am pretty much gonna be obsessed with you, or at least be obsessed with taking photos of you. Fortunately for me Mariah really wanted to pose for me too and we shot a lot of photos of her naked in my shady Hollywood hotel bathroom.

I feel like this post is getting really long for no reason so let’s cut to the chase: Mariah is a babe and she is naked and wet and her make up is running and her butt is life changing. You can see her like have sex and stuff over here but first you need to fucking look at the photos I took.

Click here to see all the naked photos of Mariah Mars in a creepy Hollywood hotel shower.

Mariah Mars

Mariah Mars

Mariah Mars

Mariah Mars

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Angel Beau

I met Angel Beau at the Vegas isanyoneup.com party. I took her photo and gave her a card and when she looked at it she told me she was a fan and had been wanting to shoot with me for ages. She was a pretty bad ass chick and so clearly I wanted to shoot with her. I ended up hanging out with her and her Vegas roommate Samantha Bentley a lot that weekend.

Angel had me come over to her and Sam’s room at Terrible’s Casino which is easily the most depressing place I have ever been. The room sucked as a location and I was not really into it but on the plus side Samantha was having webcam sex with her boyfriend back in the UK while we were shooting so at least the room had some ambience.

Angel and I ended up shooting in what was sort of a closet without a door. I put her in my jean vest that my dude Sharktoof painted when I was in Miami for Art Basel. Angel looks pretty fucking bad ass in it but I don’t really love these photos cause they are shot with a flash in a hotel room. Luckily for all of us Angel is visiting New York next month and I just happend to be in NYC for exactly 24 hours while she is here so we are going to shoot again in a MUCH better location. It should be fucking awesome.

Oh, before I show you pictures I should mention that Angel Beau is a Gods Girl so you can see more of her naked photos there. But if you want free NSFW photos you should probably just look at the photos I shot with her.

Click here to see all naked photos of Angel Beau at Terrible’s Casino in Las Vegas, NV.

Angel Beau

Angel Beau

Angel Beau

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Katie St. Ives

Katie St. Ives was the first girl I photographed on my recent West Coast trip.  She picked me up in Hollywood and drove me up to some hills. I was getting freaked out because it was getting darker and darker every second and I had no idea where we were going but it was taking forever. I had been flaked on by two people the day before and now I thought I was going to lose another day.  Fortunately, we made it right as the sun was going down and we had about 20 minutes to bang out a set and 20 minutes was all we needed.

Katie is an amazing model. She is so damn cute but as soon as she got in front of my camera she would turn deadly sexy in an instant only to start laughing about something a few seconds later and go back to being super adorable again. It was pretty amazing to go through these photos and see the mood of the shot change instantly with just a little smile.

After running around these hills for a bit we got back in her car and she started smoking weed which freaked me out because the park closed at dark and I figured some park police was gonna come by any second and throw us in jail for being deviant drug addicts, but she just pulled out her medical marijuana prescription and explained to me that the worst thing that would happen would be she would get a ticket for smoking outside of her apartment. I totally forgot that California is all about smoking the dope even if they can’t make up their mind about that whole gay wedding thing.

After the shoot we ate a bunch of food and and shot some black and white film and drove around LA. I went from being all grumpy to start the shoot to having as much fun as I have had on a shoot in ages. Katie rules and I ran into her a bunch in Vegas at the AVN Awards and pretty much without fail she pulled out her boobs in public for my camera every time I saw her. Long story short, she is good peoples and I am really happy with the photos we took.

Now click here to see all the fun NSFW photos of Katie St. Ives naked on some horse trail in the way up in hills of Los Angeles.

Katie St. Ives

Katie St. Ives

Katie St. Ives

Katie St. Ives

Katie St. Ives

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2012 Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention

Last weekend I had to go to DC to borrow my parents car so I could move some shit and on my way back to NYC I stopped in Philly for a couple days and took some photos. Last year’s convention was completely fucking insane and I had an amazing time. This year was pretty fun but not out of control like last year. It moved locations and for some reason they didn’t want Bombshell Brats doing fun things like getting naked and bowling themselves down a slip and slide.

There were some good performances though.  Rigor Mortis Review burelesque was back and my friend Scarlett Storm did a Beetlejuice number and there was an Ultimate Warrior number and a Clockwork Orange thing (that may actually been part of another burlesque thing but I cannot keep things like this straight). Whatever the case there were half naked girls on stage doing weird things.  There was also some sideshow performances as well. I was psyched to finally see the Enigma in person because he was on my favorite X-Files episode ever. He performs as Show Devils with a girl named Serana Rose who I talked to a lot and is rad as hell. Actually they were both pretty great humans and their show was on point.

My favorite performance though was that of my homegirl Miss Crash who once again put on one of the better suspension performances I have seen. She brings out a series of hot half naked girls doing insane suspensions like resurrections and one knee suspensions and horribly painful things like that and then she comes out, does a strip tease, stabs her self with a bunch of skewers and then flings herself about like a mad woman. It’s all pretty awesome unless you are horrified by people hanging from flesh hooks in which case you should probably avoid this gallery.

Anyway, the actual normal tattoo convention stuff is pretty minimal because I was too tired to do actual work and shooting performances is easy. But there is some good stuff in here and some NSFW stuff which I know you love.  So yeah…

Click here to see all the wild photos from the 2012 Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention at the Pennsylvania Convention Center.

Serana Rose Of The Show Devils

2012 Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention

Rigor Mortis Review

2012 Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention

Megan Massacre

The Enigma Of The Show Devils

2012 Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention

2012 Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention

Miss Crash Suspension Show

 

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