Fucking Bullshit Live At Lit Tomorrow

My punk cover band Fucking Bullshit is playing at Lit Lounge on 2nd Ave tomorrow (Thursday Sept 1st) at 11pm right before the dance party NC-17.  I feel pretty comfortable promoting the show after our last one went so well but we have only practiced twice since then so who know what will happen. I can promise you this… if you give a shit about punk rock from the early 80’s you will have a blast.  You will also get to see me drink which is a rare delight and I will fall over a lot and try to hurt the audience. At the very least it will be something to see. If you wan’t to know more about the band, see the songs we cover and watch some live footage you should check out the new half assed Fucking Bullshit website.

Now I have been bugging people about this show via Facebook and shit and I don’t really think I need to be blasting this shit to everyone on my website considering most of you don’t live in NYC and are just here for tits or juggalos or something else but last night I made a video promoting the show that I want you to see.

Fucking Bullshit is a cover band, so if we are going to make a commercial for a show we might as well cover a commercial. In the early 80’s Black Flag used to run radio commercials in LA for their shows and they compiled 17 minutes of these into one track called Crass Commercialism on their album Everything Went Black. We went ahead and covered the first commercial on the track mostly because it was the only one on YouTube.  Check it out.

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So now that we decided on a commercial to rip off the next step was for our bassist Brian Grosz, a professional voice artist, to record a parody of the commercial.  He sent it to me yesterday afternoon and the only move from there was to obviously shave my head.  I decided the punk rock thing for me to do was to shave my head for the show and I thought it would make a good visual to go along with the audio Brian recorded. My roommate recorded me doing it in the mirror which sort of references the Black Flag album cover for Damaged which coincidentally is the background music to the commercial. And then I spent way too long trying to edit it together into this video flyer.

So watch this shit and then watch us perform another Black Flag song and then finally go to the show tomorrow night. 11PM at Lit. Oh, and it costs $6 which is probably too much for you elitist hipster vip fucks to pay… Fuck off and die, Oi!, etc.

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Jack White Vs The Insane Clown Posse

Just when you thought you were finally finished with my Insane Clown Posse blog posts this happens….

I had a few people hit me up today already asking what I think of the news of the new Jack White produced Insane Clown Posse track “Leck Mich Im Arsch” which samples a Mozart song of the same name.

I am not really sure why any on is surprised about this. Both Jack White and ICP are from Detroit and rep their city really fucking hard and they both enjoy doing collaborations with people you would never expect them to work with. ICP has worked with Alice Cooper, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Snoop, Kid Rock and a lot more while Jack White has done stuff with Loretta Lynn, Electric Six, Alicia Keys and as part of this same Blue 7″ Series Stephen Colbert.

The real thing here is that Jack White knows two things. 1) This record will generate an insane amount of media attention for him, his record label and his singles collection and 2) he has so much fucking street cred that not even ICP can fuck that shit up. Jack White is one of the last rockstars in this country and producing a single for ICP isn’t going to do much to fuck up his image. Personally I think it’s kinda hilarious and I bet most people feel the same way.

Also this record is about promoting his real Third Man Records artists to a bigger audience. In this case JEFF The Brotherhood who appear as the backing band. On the Stephen Colbert single he was backed by The Black Belles who have their own solo song on the B-Side.

And lastly this record is about promoting Third Man Records on a local level. The release is tied to The MI Fest in Michigan where Third Man Records has their own stage and a mobile record store.  The actual record store in Detroit will no doubt get a shit load of new juggalo visitors who might be interested in other things Third Man has to offer. As people like Tech N9ne, the Dayton Family and Coolio know… there is money to be made marketing yourself to juggalos.

Now the one problem I have with this collaboration is that the song is pretty fucking awful. I know most of you think that everything ICP does is fucking awful but as someone who as recently as yesterday was willingly listening to ICP in their car I can tell you that this is not ICP’s best work. The track is a one note gag which is pretty much just the idea that Mozart actually wrote a song called Lick My Ass, which admittedly is hilarious, but there isn’t really much there for a song. Jack White’s production on it is questionable as well, maybe it’s just the digital release but it sounds really muddy and the guitars seem high in the mix, almost peaking.  But then again Jack White knows a shit load more about music than I do so maybe I will just shut the fuck up and buy the record anyway…

Check out the teaser and the track below…

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Freshie Juice

One of the biggest complaints I hear from models is when they shoot with a photographer and then they never see the images, or don’t see them for months, especially when they are working for free. When I shoot a girl I try to get her stuff up pretty quickly but when I shoot a bunch of girls in a row I tend to get a little backed up. I don’t like to put set after set of naked girls on my site because it suddenly starts to look like a porn site. So when I went to LA back in June I shot more than a dozen girls and I was getting three girls up a week or so but I started running into other trips and other adventures and a couple of sets got left behind.  One of those sets was with a girl named Freshie Juice that I actually shot two days before I left for LA in Richmond, VA.

Do you guys remember Pam the Chemist? Well her roommate is Freshie Juice and yes they both have really amazingly bad modeling names. But that’s okay cause they are rad chicks and they look pretty awesome naked. All of this is very important.

I shot Freshie in her laundry room in the basement of her big apartment building. I have seen so many laundry room sets that I figured it was played out, but I have never shot in one and their apartment is full of cats so I didn’t want to shoot there.  Plus the idea of shooting the set while one of her neighbors could walk seemed really fun. We shot the whole thing in about 7 minutes and I think we ended up with some good NSFW shots anyway. But I’ll let you bet the judge.

Click here to see all the pictures of Freshie Juice getting naked in her laundry room.

Freshie Juice

Freshie Juice

Freshie Juice

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That Shit – 8.26.11

So evidently this hurricane thing is about to pick up in the next hour or so. I figured I would try to get these pictures up from last night real quick. My parents in DC lost power for a while and I hear a bunch of people in NJ are out of power. Things are gonna be wild tonight…

Last night Moodswing360 sent me over to check out their boy DJ Riz who was spinning the That Shit party at Santos Party House. DJ Riz killed it a little bit and had people dancing pretty hard all night.  D Nice was on the bill but I didn’t see him but I did see my home girl Roxy Cottontail who was hosting. I haven’t seen her since SXSW or something crazy like that.

Anyway, I am gonna go swimming in the East River now so I will catch you guys later. The party was fun and there were a lot of cute girls so you should probably click right here to see all the pictures from That Shit at Santos Party House.

DJ Riz & Stretch Armstrong

That Shit @ Santos Party House

That Shit @ Santos Party House

That Shit @ Santos Party House

That Shit @ Santos Party House

That Shit @ Santos Party House

That Shit @ Santos Party House

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And Finally, The Juggalos…

It is pretty much time to conclude my Gathering of the Juggalos coverage although I do have some nice portraits of ICP and Twiztid I will be putting up once Camile Dodero’s interviews with them come out in the Village Voice. But in the mean time I want to leave you guys with everything else I haven’t posted so far.  I put up all the bands, the tits, the wild events and the tattoos, but the one thing missing from my coverage of the Gathering of the Juggalos is what makes it more than just a gathering… the juggalos (and juggalettes).

Here are nearly 300 photos of people hanging out and kicking back and enjoying the best weekend of their year. Cave in Rock is Mecca for Juggalos and this is their yearly pilgrimage. I don’t really have anything to say that hasn’t been said but I have a feeling I will be back next year.  Enjoy this massive gallery and let’s have one more Whoop Whoop before we move on…

Whoop Whoop. See you in 2012 ninjas.

Click here the rest of my photos from The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos.

For more Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

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The Gathering Of The Juggalos

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Wolfpac At The Gathering Of The Juggalos

In my two years at The Gathering of the Juggalos I have made some friends that exist outside of Juggalo Island and I put Wolfpac in that group.  I first saw Wolfpac in the early 2000’s when I was living in Richmond, VA.  I used to be a pretty big Bloodhound Gang fan and when Daddy Long Legs quit and I heard he started his own band I had to check them out. Pretty much all I remember about the show was that they set a lot of shit on fire and the club filled with the smell of lamp oil and smoke.  I actually have it all on video somewhere…

Fast forward to last year at the Gathering.  The Wolfpac have a booth every year and when I walked up to the booth I saw they had a TV set up and were playing scenes from porn films they made called Girls of Wolfpac. I noticed Jade Joli who I met in a limo in Vegas when she was a Burning Angel.  I also noticed a girl I once had sex with in the Lit Lounge bathroom and a few other girls who have been naked on this website.  As I started talking to the guys I realized we have a ton of mutual friends including my homie Doug Sakmann who you have seen on this site a million times if you have been paying attention. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see their set last year but I did shoot their W Fuck Off Radio events which were wild as hell.

Since last year we have kept in touch a bit online and they have become fans of my website (as all fucked up tattooed girl loving people should) and I even ran into them on a juggalo cruise ship, so when I got to the Gathering this year they were some of the first people I looked for. We hung out a bunch this year and I was totally crushing on one of the strippers they roll with. I shot some W Fuck Off stuff again and I finally got to see their set much to the dismay of my partner in crime Camile Dodero who did not want to be awake for their 5am set time.

Their set did not disapoint with a mixture of fire, strippers and Naughty By Nature covers I came away pretty impressed. They have a whole riot squad of dudes just there to cause rukus, a half dozen rappers and another half dozen strippers who get by Jade Joli as the set goes on. Wolfpac were the only band I shot the entire set of at the Gathering because they played on one of the side stages so I didn’t have to quit after three songs. They also put on one of the wildest shows I have ever seen and I am pretty excited to shoot them again one of these days.

Now I gotta wrap this up but a few quick notes… 1) I was going to get the last of the GOTJ pics up today but I fucked up. The last big update with 300 pictures of random juggalos will be up tomorrow. 2) These photos are very NSFW so you have been warned. Now, let’s get it on.

Click here for the epic Wolfpac set at the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos.

For more Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

Wolfpac @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Wolfpac @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Wolfpac @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Wolfpac @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Wolfpac @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Wolfpac @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Wolfpac @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Wolfpac @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Wolfpac @ The Gathering Of The Juggalos


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Legends Of Wrestling

There was only one thing that really disappointed me at the Gathering of the Juggalos and that was Legends of Wrestling night. It seemed like a great idea and as a kid I grew up watching WWF so I figured I would have fun shooting these old dudes going at it again.  Unfortunately the thing started like two hours late and then moved so fucking slowly. I didn’t have a great shot of the ring this year and I really wanted to see Brian Posehn do stand up which I ended up missing all but 5 minutes of. I didn’t even stick it out to see the D-Generation X vs NWO match or the Rowdy Roddy Pipper Vs Terry Funk matches I actually cared about.  What I did see was a bunch of old dudes who had no business wrestling get in the ring and push each other around.  The only highlight of the night was the ECW reunion match where the guys actually wrestled each other.  There was a tense moment when Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka came out because I thought he might die at any second. Fortunately he survived and I eventually gave up.

My photos are pretty boring unless you love wrestling, but you can watch this trailer for the event to psych you up for the pictures.  The whole thing sounds pretty exciting until you actually have to watch Bob Backlund and Ken Patera hug each other for 20 min.

Anyway, just click here if you wanna see all my photos from Legends of Wrestling night at The Gathering of the Juggalos.

For more Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

Mick Foley At The Gathering Of The Juggalos

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The Insane Events Of The Gathering Of The Juggalos

This is probably the craziest post of my Gathering of the Juggalos experience. Yeah the juggalette porn is epic but this post is a combination of several really weird events they have that when joined together Voltrons into a post filled with nudity, fighting, and Michael Jackson.

Last year I broke the events section up into a Juggalette Oil Wrestling section and a Juggalette Wet T Shirt Contest and an epic W Fuck Off post… but this year I tried to shoot a lot less so I wouldn’t have to spend a month uploading GOTJ pictures. So I took it easy, still got a bunch of wild stuff and shoved all of this stuff into one monster sized gallery.

In this gallery you have:

  • Shots from Slick Chix oil wrestling aka fat naked girls covered in oil
  • Pictures W Fuck Off Radio filled strippers and dudes fighting
  • The Juggalette Lingerie Contest which is pretty much just juggalettes dancing on stage
  • And lastly shots from the ICP hosted BBQ where Prince and Michael Jackson impersonators battled

All of it is totally insane and amazingly NSFW.  You need to check out this gallery because it will probably change your life. I mean how much do you want to see Ron Jeremy host a contest where a pregnant juggalette gets naked and uses a tent pole as a stripper pole?

Click here to see the entire uncensored gallery of the insane events at the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos.

For more Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

Ron Jeremy Hosting The Lingerie Contest

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Shaggy 2 Dope BBQ

Prince Impersonator

Michael Jackson Impersonator

Slick Chix At The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Slick Chix At The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Wolfpac Hosts W Fuck Off Radio

W Fuck Off Radio

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Gathering Of The Juggalos Tattoos

So last year I took so many photos of Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records related tattoos. This year I didn’t really get into documenting that part of the Gathering of the Juggalos. That being said, I did shoot more than 3000 photos so a few of them had to be of tattoos.  So yeah, guess what? You get a juggalo tattoo gallery and there is some pretty wild stuff here. Also I put up a photo of Morgan Lander of Kittie with a Kittie tattoo because I find it kinda hilarious.

That being said if you really want an in depth look at juggalo tattoos, check this post from 2010.

Now, this will probably be my last post until Monday. My grandmother’s funeral is on Sunday in Lancaster, PA. I am heading down there tomorrow to meet up with my family. Not sure when I am getting back but hopefully I can get you the rest of my juggalo stuff early next week.

In the meanwhile, click here to see all the tattoos I photographed at The Gathering of the Juggalos.

For more Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

Insane Clown Posse Tattoo

Juggalo Tattoos

Twiztid Tattoo

Faygo Tattoo

Juggalette Tattoo

Kittie Tattoo

ICP Hatchetman Tattoo

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