My friend Jen works over at Penthouse and she just has tons of super hot friends who like to get naked a lot. She has been trying to convince her naked friends to get naked in front of my camera forever but for some reason things never worked out. We were both convinced she was jinxed.

Meet Jessie Andrews… She broke that jinx.

After a failed attempt at shooting Jessie in NYC she was going to be out of town most of the time I was in LA. I was worried that I would miss her again, but fortunately I had a shoot cancel at the exact time she was getting in from the airport. I picked her up at LAX and we drove downtown to her amazing loft and took a bunch of dirty photos.

Also, they just happen to be some of the best photos of a naked girl I have ever taken. So that fucking rules.  Jessie is cool as shit, totally adorable and walked me to my car. I mean what more can you ask of a lady?

I think we can just skip to the fun (ie. NSFW) part now…

Click here to see all the naked pictures of the adorable Jessie Andrews.

Meet the girl so nice they had to name her twice: Jolene Jolene.  Ms. Jolene was the first girl I shot in LA on this trip nearly two weeks ago. I have shot 11 more girls since her but shooting with her was pretty fucking unforgettable. Shooting Jolene was so easy and she is clearly unreasonably hot, but did you know she is fucking awesome as well?  She is an amazing painter, she is cool as shit and she has an amazing loft filled with all sorts of amazing junk. She is pretty much those dudes from American Pickers wet dream… then again she is pretty much everyone’s wet dream. Let’s not kid ourselves.

I just wanna make a real quick note that while I have a ton of stuff to go up right now it is all naked girls and I might spread it out a bit. At the same time I am going on a crazy road trip starting Thursday so updating at all will be very hard. So I am going to try to get a bunch of shit up real quick if I can.

Anyway, Jolene’s place was so fucking rad, and she is so hot so this set is without a doubt one of my favorites of all time.  I just can’t wait to get a chance to shoot with her again…

And with out further ado, click here to see the full gallery all the totally NSFW photos of Jolene Jolene.

Meet Sofia. She is a Gods Girl who lives in LA. She saw on my Twitter that I had a couple hours free to shoot and she hit me up. 45 minutes later I was in her kitchen and she was naked. This is only the second nude shoot she has ever done before and she seemed a little nervous at first but by the end of the shoot she was killing it.

I have been sleeping even less than normal in LA and I got plans in a bit so I am just gonna take a fucking nap now and quit typing things now.  Just know that Sofia is rad (Even though she didn’t go with me to Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles this morning) and if you wanna see more of her you can head over to Gods Girls.

Now without further bullshit, click here to see all the NSFW pictures of Sofia. You will be glad you did.

So remember yesterday when I posted really hot photos of that girl Nicole? Well because she didn’t have gas for her car I had to pick her up in Santa Monica which is a bitch to get to in the middle of the day on Saturday when everyone is trying to go to the beach. Between that drive and shooting her and finding parking downtown I didn’t make it to the Standard for the Swimming With Sharks pool party until about an hour before it was over.

Swimming With Sharks is the LA Standard rooftop party that is now a NYC Standard rooftop party. The first one was the weekend before I left for LA and I was totally gonna hit that shit up but then it rained and I shot Juliette Black instead. That was clearly the right move but it was good to get a chance to go shoot the LA original version of the party.

Greg from the Acid Girls was Djing when I got there but I am pretty sure Franki Chan DJ’d. I know Bloodbath was DJing and was hoping to see him cause the only night I met that dude I took photos of him wrestling Tracy Morgan which is a great look for anyone. I didn’t see him or anyone swimming but I did run into Andrew from Mishka Echo Park and had some conversations about boxed water.  Good times.  Oh yeah, and I shot this for the LA Weekly.

Right. Now fucking click here to see the pictures of Swimming With Sharks at the Standard in Downtown LA.

Last time I was in LA I was hanging out at the Roosevelt hotel and I ended up in a car on the way to some after party with a bunch of people. I was wedged in the back with a bunch of musical equipment and this girl named Nicole. I had taken a picture of her playing Jenga (that eventually ended up in Vice) but I didn’t really talk to her until we got into the car. She was insanely pretty and everyone kept hitting on her all night. The after party was mostly dudes so she was getting it from all sides. I thought the whole thing was pretty funny actually.

I just receieved an iPad for Christmas so I was really into showing people my photos on it and I know she looked at them.  She seemed a tiny bit up tight when I first met her but she didn’t seem offended by some of my more fucked up images.  But even after that I didn’t think in a million years she would ever want to shoot with me.

At some point in the night we started talking about Twitter and she told me she was an amazing Tweeter and that I should follow her.  I just followed her while we were sitting there with the assumption that I would just unfollow her in a few days, but for whatever reason I never did.  I left the party assuming I would never see her again.

A few weeks later I heard from her again on the Twitters and she sugested that we should take photos the next time I was in LA.  I didn’t really take her seriously but as we got closer to my LA trip she seemed pretty serious about it even though she told me she had never taken nude photos before.

When we finally met up she came over to the place I am staying and pretty much instantly got naked trying on different outfits for me.  For someone who has never done nude modeling and not much clothed modleing she was super comfortable infront of the camera and even more comfortable being naked. For someone who shoots a lot of first time models that was really impressive to me. She was one of the easiest people to shoot I have ever shot and later in the day we took some crazy pictures around LA including a really great polaroid that I will scan for you guys when I get back to NYC.

Anyway, I love this set. Nicole is totally museworthy and inspiring and I am sure I will get to take some more photos of her before I leave town. But you really need to check out these photos because this is my favorite NSFW set I have shot in ages and I hope you guys like it as much as I do.

Click here to see all the nude photos of Nicole.

Two years ago when I was in LA I got to catch the band Magic Mirror at the Echo Plex.  They are the band that one of my best friends, Tom Danbury, plays bass in. They are super bad ass and people seem to like them very much. You should like them too.

I got a chance to see them two days ago where they are doing a residency at a bar called Casey’s in downtown LA. I had just come from a shoot and right after I saw them I went home to charge my phone and accidentally slept because I was exhausted. During their set, despite my exhaustion I managed to snap a few pictures of the band. The pictures are terrible, but the band is not. You should check them out. You should also just look at the pictures I took of them two years ago because they are a lot better than the new ones.

Also, I figured I should mention that Tom is currently on a five day bike ride to raise money for charity that benefits Haitian children. You should donate some money right fucking now because it is the right thing to do.

Okay, click here to see the pictures of Magic Mirror at Casey’s.

Meet Juliette Black. She is a Burning Angel from somewhere west of the Mississippi. She is fucking adorable and a rad as girl. After we took naked photos we walked all over the East Village and hit up Toy Tokyo where we bought very tiny weapons and then we went to Obscura Antiques where we watched a man cut the rib bones off a human sternum. Seriously. He did it with hedge clippers in front of tourists. Amazing.

Anyway, I can’t say enough about how fucking rad Juliette is and I think her lips speak for themselves. You clearly need get a Burning Angel account so you can see her have sex with people on camera and stuff. It’s not quite as cute as these photos are, but it’s probably worth the $10 a month or whatever. Whatever the case I really hope I get to shoot Juliette again soon. She told me she would try to come to LA at the end of my trip with corresponds with her birthday… So we can only hope.

While you guys wait, check out all the NSFW pictures of Juliette Black.

I had planned on heading to DC to start my vacation-like trip during the day last Saturday but I wanted to shoot something before I left town.  I knew that Rocky Business and Ninjasonik were playing at a spot called the Suffolk and I knew that was the play before I hit town.  When it was all said and done I didn’t start packing until after 5am and I ended up leaving for DC until 7 in the morning.  Whoops.

The Suffolk reminds me a lot of the old punk shows I used to go to at Churches or VFW Halls or something.  It was just a room with a shit PA set up and the band playing on the floor. People brought in their own booze and in one case, their own orange juice.  It was a pretty good vibe at first even though there weren’t a lot of kids there. I think the first band was Azores but I am not 100% sure. I missed most of their set and the rest of the show but luckily I caught all of Rocky Business and Ninjasonik.

Rocky Business fucking killed it. Those guys have really stepped up their game since I first saw them just a few months ago. Seeing them kill it at SXSW in front of a thousand people was amazing, but seeing them put on just as good of a show to 30 dudes says a lot about them as a band. These guys are sure to blow up one of these days and hopefully I’ll be seeing my logo tattooed on SB’s arm on the cover of Rolling Stone…

When they ended their set they knocked over all the drums and fucked a bunch of shit up. For whatever reason I missed most of this due to the fact that I am an idiot.  It seemed like it was a lot of fun until I realized none of the equipment they were smashing was owned by them. It was the Suffolk’s back line and the club flipped out even though nothing was really broken. They just sort of knocked it over. Rocky Business got kicked out of their own show which is clearly punk as fuck and I was pretty sure the show was over.

Everyone started to leave and I was about to until I saw Ninjasonik setting up. Somehow, somebody talked someone into letting the Ninjas play and they managed to get out a short set before someone got really drunk and ended up starting a fist fight with a bunch of girls. This seemed like a bad move and he got kicked out and shit looked like it was about to get ugly. The Ninjas were told they only had one song, but shit calmed down a little and they ended up doing three.

Overall, total chaos was ultimately avoided and despite no blood or rioting it ended up being a pretty good show anyway.

Click here to see all the photos from Ninjasonik & Rocky Business at The Suffolk.

Not updating for five fucking days is completely unacceptable and I need to apologize to you, but really apologize to myself for that shit. I have three sets edited and ready to go but I haven’t had the hour it takes to do a proper post. I was in DC and Richmond, VA for a few days and I was with people pretty much that whole time and didn’t have time to do anything.  Well I just got to LA and I am in a pretty stable living situation while I am here and updating while it may be less frequent than while I am in town, should still be every other day at the least.  I would get up some photos right now but I woke up at 7:30 am yesterday and as it is 7pm right now I have been up for nearly 36 hours and that seems insane even for me.

So, in conclusion, I will have shit for you tomorrow and probably Friday too.  Accept that and enjoy that and know that lots of naked girl photos are coming very soon.

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