If you thought the Jugglao Porn update was something, the wet t-shirt contests at the Gathering of the Juggalos up the ante significantly…

The great thing about a juggalette wet t-shirt contest is that it is the perfect mixture of carnival freak show and hot naked babes. I mean there are some terrifyingly large ladies in this thing and I give them the most props of all. Mad respect juggalettes.  The girls that got the most applause in these things were the hot fully naked girls and the fat girls who had the balls to pull that shit out. It was pretty insane.  Plus it was hosted by a D-list celebrity in Ron Jeremy so how could you not love this madness.

There were not one but THREE wet t-shirt contests at this thing. I only made it to two of them and the first one my camera got covered in Faygo. I think people tried to soak me intentionally but I took off my shirt to use it as a Faygo shield and my camera and I preserved. My Mishka hat did not. It is pink and blue with Faygo forever. I really don’t know what else to say about this madness other than, “what the fuck?”

So why don’t you just click here to see the two juggalette wet t-shirt contests at the Gathering of the Juggalos. I think it is safe to say that these galleries are very NSFW.

For complete 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos coverage please check out the Driven By Boredom GOTJ archives.

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