And so begins a series of extremely Not Safe For Work updates from the Gathering of The Juggalos…
Every year at the Gathering of the Juggalos they have a Ms. Juggalette contest. I had heard horrific things about how like how last year one of the girls fucked herself with a microphone for whatever reason. This year they couldn’t even find all the contestants to do it and two of them quit mid contest. I think the two that backed out quit because the first girls “talent” was to masturbate on stage until she squirted all over the front row of the crowd. Seriously.
I didn’t actually take any photos of this because she was pretty far away from me but you can imagine what that would be like. The whole thing is a crazy mess of half naked Juggalettes giving eachother lap dances. I am sure if you ever want to enjoy the concept of sexuality again you probably don’t want to look at these pictures. They are not for the faint of heart.
Also I met two 16 year old kids at the Gathering who were showing me all the autographs they got so I sent them over to the winner of the Ms. Juggalette pageant and she signed their t-shirts or something. It was really quite adorable, although if I were them I think I would have burned that marker… or at least sold it on ebay.
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