Eden Von Sleaze

Before I start making fun of her, let me just say that Eden Von Sleaze did not want to be shooting with me when we took these photos. She had been telling me for a year that she wanted to shoot but it never worked out.  I tried to shoot her while I was in LA but after the first 10 days I had pretty much given up. Luckily for all of us Rabbit is one of her best friends and talked her into shooting with me one of the last nights I was in town. Now Eden was tired and her boyfriend was trying to sleep and the spray tan she had to get for work was rubbing off in places but Rabbit convinced her it would be a good idea anyway.  So Eden had a problem to solve… How could she fix her failing spray tan?  Her solution: spray on pantyhose.

Now I have no idea why spray on pantyhose even exists but she sprayed it all over her body which both weirdly covered up her tattoos and turned her a bright orange…. Well except for her face, she didn’t spray it there.  So when I got there her face was super pale and her body was the color of pantyhose.  So to solve this problem Rabbit put brozner all over her face.  All of this was completely hilarious and by the time we started shooting no one could stop laughing making it even harder to shoot.

Luckily Eden is both super hot and had a good sense of humor about the whole thing. We shot in front of her fridge and it was her idea to chug orange juice to make fun of her similar skin tone. So despite all of the make up issues I actually think we got some pretty hot photos.

Oh, speaking of hot, did I mention that for some reason the divider between the fridge and the freezer gets really hot and she kept burning her back on it?  I didn’t think the whole situation could get any more absurd, but it did.  At the end of the night, for some insane reason, Rabbit had decided she wanted to see how many uncooked eggs she could fit inside her.  Evidently the answer is one. When Eden tried to insert a second egg, the first one cracked and egg shells and yolk dripped out of her vagina. It was one of the grossest things I have ever seen. I have video of it and I can barely even watch it much less post it on this site. But if you see me out, the video is on my phone and if you want to horrify yourself I will show it to you. It’s totally on the Two Girls One Cup level.

Now that I have completely grossed you out, you should take a look at these NSFW pictures of Eden Von Sleaze by clicking here.  And if you want to see pictures and video of Eden when she was a more human colored hue, check her out on Gods Girls or Burning Angel.

God bless us, everyone.

Eden Von Sleaze

Eden Von Sleaze

Eden GG

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