Hey! The lovely ladies at Gods Girls asked me to help give away free memberships to their site. I have 6 of them to give away so my guess based on average participation in things like this is that you have better than a 1-10 chance of winning one of them. I am giving the accounts away in 2 different batches. The first 3 I am giving out this week. You have until Saturday to enter.
Gods Girls, for those of you who don’t know, is one of my favorite things. I have a shit ton of friends, most of whom you have seen topless on this site, who are much more naked on Gods Girls. They posts 4 sets a day with a mixture of amateur and super professional stuff that will get any engine running, metaphorically speaking of course. (Disclaimer: Gods Girls is not a source of alternative energy.) Gods Girls is just filled with naked girls with tattoos who will actually talk to you if you message them. For example my friend Tatye down below. She was ever so nice to pose with a sign so I would have something sexy give you guys with this post. She even got naked for me in a hot tub when I was in LA. If you have a Gods Girls membership, maybe she will get naked in a hot tub with you. Well, probably not, but if you have a credit card, she will get naked on webcam with you.
All you have to do is follow me on Twitter if you don’t already and then just hit me up on there. Best case senario is that you just hit the retweet button up there in the corner of this post. That being said, I understand if don’t want everyone on Twitter to know that you are trying to win free access to naked chicks, so if you just want to message me on there and let me know you are following me and want to be involved in the contest. I will pick three people randomly from the people who get at me. At least one of them is going to go to a new follower, so for those of you who don’t follow me already, you have a reason to now.
Now, if you are one of those crazy people who don’t know how Twitter works and think that people are just gonna be harassing you about what food they ate today, I am giving you a chance to win too… but you are going to have to work for it. If you make me a fan sign, and email it to me, I will add you into the contest. It has to be either naked, hilarious or both. If it sucks, you have no chance.
Lastly, the other three passes are going to be given away via Twitter all next week, so the only way to win those is to follow me. So if you don’t win one of these first three, you have another chance…
Get tweeting, win alt porn.
Ps. If you have something you want to give away, let me know, I need to be running more contests. For the kids of course…