I hosted Trash on Friday which made for an awful lot of fun for me.  Trash was a bit slower than it has been, but I had a blast.  Seriously it was a fun night, but also a really weird one.  It started out with these two girls I met on Wednesday getting naked for photos in the back stage of Webster Hall.  I have put up a lot of nudes of late, so those we are going to save for a rainy day.  Anyway, a few hours later a friend who I had not seen in years showed up.  She got super super drunk and passed out in her chair.  I decided that this was not a good look and I had to get her out of there before a bouncer kicked her out.  At first I was all concerned and sweet and trying to find her jacket.  45 minutes later with her passing out every two seconds instead of telling me where her damned coat was, I got a little testy.  Eventually I gave up on her coat and put her in a cab home.  I told her I would look for the coat before I left.  It was a black, wool coat from BeBe.  I left at 3:45 and there was maybe 20 people left in the club.  I took another look for her jacket.  On the opposite side of the room from where she passed out I found a jacked balled up into a corner.  It was black, and wool and lo and behold it was made by Be Be.  After Trash I met up with some girls I know and we spent like 3 hours watching the Youtubes and hanging out.  About 5:30 AM I get a call from my friend Vanessa who has lost her coat.  She had gone nuts that her coat was gone and someone mentioned to her that I had found a coat.  Turns out the coat I had was hers.  In trying to find one friends coat, I stole my other friend’s coat.  Super weird coincidence.  Then it gets even weirder.  I spend the next day bitching to one of the girls I shot naked about this coat situation and how I had to take care of this drunk girl when I was hosting a party.  Only to find out that the naked girl, and the drunk girl are old friends from back in the day who had no idea they were even living in the same city together much less at the same party.  Fucking coincidental as all get out, yo.

I feel like other stuff happened too, but really I don’t remember.  I took out the nude photos of those aforementioned girls; I am saving them for later, but this gallery is still NSFW.  There are some burlesque dancing, some drunken nipples, and a few random topless photos. I didn’t take a whole lot of photos last night, or a whole lot of good photos, as I was busy getting my friends drunk an/or finding their coats, but there are a lot of really hilarious photos of me, and that is very important.  So click right here, and you can see all the madness for yourself.  Party on Garth.

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