I met this girl at the Burning Angel party in Vegas.  You would not believe the hardcore shit this girl was into if you met her.  She was totally shy and sweet and has an adorable French Canadian accent and a girlfriend back home that she wouldn’t cheat on with me.  Then after meeting her and sort of falling in love with her I googled her and found her website where among other things, she has sex with a tree.  Seriously, she ties a strap on to a tree and has sex with it.  What the fuck?  What is up with Canadians?  They seem so nice with their health care and charming horse riding police men and then you see things like this or go to Vancouver and you are just like, holy shit, there is something wrong with these people.

Anyway, Vandal is awesome, we totally bonded and I hope I get to see her again one day. So check out these hot photos we shot in the Venetian Hotel in Vegas.

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