New Years XXXtravaganza – 12.31.08

Hmm… Trash Vs Rated X hosted by Burning Angel? Yeah, I had to be there. By the time I walked in they were just about to start the Hot Body contest. I said my hellos and tried to make it to the stage. This was not easy. As you may know, I only drink on New Years and my birthday and I am not very good at it. I tried to push through the like 200 photographers who were shooting this thing and I just sort of laid down on the stage. It is pretty clear from these photos, that I was too drunk to be taking photos. What you are not seeing is like the 200 photos I took that didn’t make it up here because I completely missed. I was pretty much retarded. The hot body contest was pretty Rated X due to some Burning Angels licking things that are not really appropriate to eat in public, so please be warned. I made out with a bunch of random people and then my fake-ex-fake-girlfriend took me home and took care of me. She introduced me to Tim Kern who is an amazing tattoo artist who I am pretty sure I acted a fool to due to my inebriated state. It was bad news. Then we watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall and by the time we went to sleep at like 9 or 10 AM I was sober and when I woke up 13 hours later, I wasn’t even hung over. Happy New Years.

To see the dirty XXXtravagant photos, click here.






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Comments (4)


  1. January 4th, 2009 | 10:49 am

    Yeah I remember you. You popped a squat right in front of me! I have your camera and reflectors in some of my shots, LOL!

  2. January 4th, 2009 | 5:07 pm

    Sorry bout that. I was retarded.

  3. January 5th, 2009 | 8:28 am

    Dude, it’s all good! I thought it was funny at the time. Sometimes you gotta do stuff like that to get the shot. I figure as long as no one gets hurt, security doesn’t mind and your subjects are consenting, there’s nothing to worry about ;]

  4. January 6th, 2009 | 3:44 am

    The party was good times. You were pretty drunk when we met, but I don’t hold that against you. haha

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