Hmm… Trash Vs Rated X hosted by Burning Angel? Yeah, I had to be there. By the time I walked in they were just about to start the Hot Body contest. I said my hellos and tried to make it to the stage. This was not easy. As you may know, I only drink on New Years and my birthday and I am not very good at it. I tried to push through the like 200 photographers who were shooting this thing and I just sort of laid down on the stage. It is pretty clear from these photos, that I was too drunk to be taking photos. What you are not seeing is like the 200 photos I took that didn’t make it up here because I completely missed. I was pretty much retarded. The hot body contest was pretty Rated X due to some Burning Angels licking things that are not really appropriate to eat in public, so please be warned. I made out with a bunch of random people and then my fake-ex-fake-girlfriend took me home and took care of me. She introduced me to Tim Kern who is an amazing tattoo artist who I am pretty sure I acted a fool to due to my inebriated state. It was bad news. Then we watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall and by the time we went to sleep at like 9 or 10 AM I was sober and when I woke up 13 hours later, I wasn’t even hung over. Happy New Years.