What is this? Three NSFW updates in a row? Yes. That is correct, and we have more coming your way. I might have a new gallery every day if I get crackin’. I have a solo set of this girl Raven that is pretty amazing and I showed you the sneak peak at Remi the other day. Then I just need to edit the photos of Kati or convince some people to let me put sets that are on back order…

Anyway, I met Raven in Orlando when I came to town shortly after Winter Music Conference. This girl let me sleep at her house and Raven was her roommate. She was laying on the bed with us in just a t-shirt and tiny shorts and I sort of fell in love. A few weeks later I found out she was a Gods Girl and I contacted her about shooting when I came to Miami. She was really excited about it and made the trip with her best friend Mickey who is also a Gods Girl. They are both pretty adorable. They picked me up from the airport and we went straight to my hotel to shoot. Tragically when I pulled out my camera I instantly dropped it, destroying the lens. It was pretty late at night but we were told of a Ritz Camera that would still be open at the largest outlet mall in the US. So we got lost on the way there, tried to go to a bunch of random stores, failed at that and finally ended up in the mall. Raven’s phone had died so I asked to get Mickey’s number incase I couldn’t find them on the way out of the mall. I ran in, got a new lens and then went out a different entrance. I called them with the new location and asked them to meet me near the Neiman Marcus. 5 min later they weren’t there, then ten. I called them, no answer. It turned out Mickey’s phone died too. I was stranded. About 45 minutes later Raven found me. Evidently they had been looking for me at ANOTHER Neiman Marcus entrance. This place was so fucking big. Raven was in the car but Mickey was still searching for me on foot. About ten minutes later we found her and made it back in time just to shoot Raven.

The next day they came back to do a group set, the photos in this gallery, and then as payment for being good models I was going to shoot them a set specifically for Gods Girls so they could get paid. I did Mickey’s really quick and then I ran down to the pool to borrow a friends underwater camera. I shot Raven naked in the hotel pool while dozens of people watched. They camera was just a point and shoot but some how the shots looked amazingly hot. The only problem was I couldn’t get the images off the camera and I had to wait until my friend could send them to me. Two days later I got an email from him. A wave hit him and he lost the camera in the ocean the very next day. What a fucking disaster.

Anyway, super hot NSFW pictures of Raven & Mickey here. I miss Florida already.

UPDATE:  Mickey has asked me to take these down.  To find out why I had to take them down, and to see lots of hot naked photos of Raven, click here.

I have had a crush on Draven forever, I mean, who hasn’t? She is one of the most adorable of the many adorable Burning Angels.  I have shot her naked a bunch of times but never for an official gallery.  Finally during the final moments of the Pretty In Pink party on Saturday I pulled her back stage at Public Assembly and shot 112 photos of her in about 5 minutes.  After editing, there are 38 left, rejoice.  Draven also lives in one of my favorite cities on Earth, Baltimore.  Despite my firm hatred for the Baltimore Ravens, growing up in DC, Baltimore was like a second home as during my teen years as we were driving up there every other weekend for punk shows.  Anyway, that is totally unrelated to how hot these NSFW photos of Draven are.

Jessie Lee invited me out to her monthly party Pretty In Pink at Public Assembly in Williamsburg.  The first one was done for her birthday and it was quite the success so they decided to keep doing it.  This is the third one and it was packed as well.  When I got there this band played that I won’t mention.  The reason I won’t mention them is because I was hanging out with this girl a few months ago and she told me that the lead singer of the band told her that he used to hang out with me or something and that I was a scum bag.  Yet I don’t think I have ever seen him until last night.  The only reason I knew it was him was because I recognized his name.  Anyway, fuck that.

So it was a release party for Burning Angel’s new porn Big Boobs Are Cool 2 and there were some lovely naked people there and some  burlesque and the like.   So clearly these photos are going to wind up being NSFW.

Okay, that’s my only update for the weekend.  I am as always annoyingly busy and have not slept much.  But at least the Dolphins won today, and that was amazing.   Oh yeah, I puled one of the Burning Angel’s back stage and shot a gallery of her, so look for that tomorrow.

…but you are bringing me down.

It’s not easy being green.
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The Disco Down/ Six Six Sick battle rages on at Happy Endings.  I haven’t shot there in a little bit for some reason although I feel like I’ve at least made a few appearances.  It is always fun and the other night was no exception.  I am trying to think if anything specifically interesting happened but I am afraid I had a pretty uneventful evening.  There are some nice photos of it anyway.

So okay, this is super weird. I am a really big fan of this site 23/6.com. They are an off shoot of Huff Po. It is satirical political blog that I found because some comedians I used to see all the time did videos for it. Eugene Mirman does political coverage, John Benjamin does fake Swift Boat ads and John Glaser… well John Glaser is just a weird, weird man. They also have animated Get Your War On comics which are pretty mind blowing. Oh and Bobby Tisdale and Joe Mandy do videos too… Lots of East Village regulars…

Anyway after the election I sort of steered clear of politics in general. This week I drove from Richmond to DC and back listening to right wing talk radio the whole way for some reason so I am back into it a bit. I guess I need to give a fuck who the Secretary of Commerce is all of a sudden. I guess that is the price you pay when your team wins. I know who the back up left guard is for the Miami Dolphins, I guess I should be able to defend the questionable choice of retaining Robert Gates as Secretary Of Defense some how…

Okay, the point is I checked 23/6 for the first time in a few weeks and I was catching up on videos and I saw this video where you had to guess if a person was a pornstar or a Democrat based only on a close up picture of a mustache. I have to tell you I was not doing well. In fact I got everyone wrong until I noticed a specific mustache… “That’s Ron Jeremy!” I exclaimed to no one in particular. I was right, but when they pulled back and showed the full photo I realized why I recognized it. I took the photo! It was pretty amazing, although it is on his Wikipedia page, so I guess that is where they got it. They didn’t credit me though, and I was in a strangely litigious mood (I am in the process of taking someone to small claims court) and I emailed them to complain about this. They were very cool about it, apologized and added my credit to the video.

Now admittedly this blog is long and rambling, but we are finally getting to the pay off, the money shot as Mr. Jeremy might say. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you… Democrat Or Pornstar: Mustache Edition!

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Well I had a relaxing few days away from the computer and my camera.  I went to DC for Thanksgiving and then to Richmond for a photo shoot and to watch football with some friends of mine.  The Dolphins are back in the playoff picture and the shoot came out pretty well… It also came out pretty green.  The thing is, I decided to use a weird color balance with fluorescent lights which made everything in the shoot green.  It looked really good in my camera, but when I dumped everything it was just too much, and since I suck at photoshop, I figured I will just put up one now that I spent a few minutes on and hope that I get you the rest later.  I have a few sets just sitting on my computer because I suck at photoshop…

Also, on an unrelated note, I got suspended from my day job because I came in 45 min late to work last Wednesday.  So I had today and have tomorrow off.  It also means I am one late day away from getting fired and I really hate working in Jersey City, so if anyone has any ideas for a new job, please let me know.  Also, of course I am always looking for photography work of any kind.

And without further ado, meet Remi of Gods Girls.  Hopefully gallery coming soon…

After the man talk update from yesterday I was reminded of some old video I have. I was working at a toy store and a Ben and Jerry’s during the summer between me dropping out of Penn State and transferring to Virginia Commonwealth University.  I had recently started this site and I was trying to make a Driven By Boredom movie in the vein of CKY or something stupid like that.  I kept filming my friends doing dumb ass shit.  I have a lot of that footage, but a lot of it is just horrible, and a lot of it is stuff I shouldn’t put up and a lot of it I am just to lazy to edit.

One of the things I tried to do is arrange a fist fight, but not any fist fight, a fist fight in robot costumes.  There was this kid Ian and he was a rad dude, but he was always talking shit like he was the worlds greatest fighter.  I think we had found someone to fight him but at the last minute he chickened out.   So I got all these people from Ben and Jerry’s to make these robot costumes, and found some kid who said he would fight Ian.  He sort of was under the assumption that he was just going to get the fuck beat out of him, but he was okay with that.  There was so much hype over this fight and on the day of everyone came down to the ally behind Ben and Jerry’s and we got ready to rumble.  I was working at the toy store during the best time for the fight, so I stole some toy swords and ran over during my lunch break.  We were all ready to go, but after a few punches all the costumes were off and Ian had his cartilage plug ripped out of his ear.  He immediately quit because he didn’t want the other side to get ripped out.  It was insanely disappointing; the whole thing only lasted three minutes.  Unfortunately, I taped over two of those minutes so in the video is only the first round.  If it makes you feel any better I taped over it with topless girls, but whatever, I digress.

So after that everyone was really pissed off, so I said I would take all comers.  I had just cut my hair into a mullet, and I didn’t want my work clothes fucked up, so I stripped down to my boxers and fought this really cool girl named Ana.  I am not sure why she said yes, but we went at it until her skirt started falling off, so I then gave her my pants.  Being as she was a female and half my size I clearly did not fight her for real, but I did throw a couple of half speed punches at her head.  It was pretty amusing.  In the end I was victorious, and the world lived happily ever after.

Oh, and then she hit me with a shovel.

Please, relive the summer of 2001 with me, it was a glorious time.

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Due to crippling depression stemming from the New England Patriots beating my Miami Dolphins I have not had it in me to update.  I must offer my apologies for that, and tell you that blogs will be coming soon.  I will be back in VA for a few days and I am sure I will have some time to get some oh-so-fun blogs up.  In the mean time, here is a video of Sean Connery talking about slapping women and my favorite scene in any James Bond movie ever, which the finding of led to finding the completely insane Connery interview.

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