So I was in Richmond, VA over the weekend. I had to finally return the car I was borrowing from my parents. It is back to taking the subway for me. An hour away from my parents house I got a flat tire too. How fucking perfect is that. So close to home and POP! I was driving on 95 and there was almost no shoulder and cars were wizzing by at 80 MPH so I called the state police and asked them if they could send someone to set up some flares while I changed my tire. Instead they sent a little old fat man who fixed my tire for me. This was pretty embarrassing for me since I am a grown man and should be able to change my own damn tire, but yet this 70 year old guy is doing it for me. Luckily he couldn’t get the bolts off and I had to do it for me, saving me a little face.
Anyway I live near DC, but I took the drive down to Richmond to see some people and do a photo shoot with a Deviant Nation model named JessHawk. (Photos coming soon.) I met her at the NY Couture show and she lives in VA so we had to fuck shit up. I spent most of Sunday watching football and shooting her naked, but Saturday night was spent rocking out at Empire. I called a bunch of people and they were all going there. It was the birthday of the girl who introduced me to Burning Angel’s sister. It was also my friend Erin’s birthday and I had to take some photos. I really just planned on dancing, but out of force of habit I took some shots. I then went to a few house parties and watched some guys set a plastic magic 8 ball Jesus on fire. Which I assure you is important somehow. The highlight of my night was the girl I met who told me to meet her at last call and when I told her that I thought she was a bit to drunk to go home with she said in a a most adorable slur “Listen, this is my watering hole, I am a regular here, and I will take whoever I want home with me! You meet me at last call!” Also, important noting is that I didn’t get to any fist fights this trip and I was only threatened once! God I missed Richmond.