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So I was in Richmond, VA over the weekend. I had to finally return the car I was borrowing from my parents. It is back to taking the subway for me. An hour away from my parents house I got a flat tire too. How fucking perfect is that. So close to home and POP! I was driving on 95 and there was almost no shoulder and cars were wizzing by at 80 MPH so I called the state police and asked them if they could send someone to set up some flares while I changed my tire. Instead they sent a little old fat man who fixed my tire for me. This was pretty embarrassing for me since I am a grown man and should be able to change my own damn tire, but yet this 70 year old guy is doing it for me. Luckily he couldn’t get the bolts off and I had to do it for me, saving me a little face.

Anyway I live near DC, but I took the drive down to Richmond to see some people and do a photo shoot with a Deviant Nation model named JessHawk. (Photos coming soon.) I met her at the NY Couture show and she lives in VA so we had to fuck shit up. I spent most of Sunday watching football and shooting her naked, but Saturday night was spent rocking out at Empire. I called a bunch of people and they were all going there. It was the birthday of the girl who introduced me to Burning Angel’s sister. It was also my friend Erin’s birthday and I had to take some photos. I really just planned on dancing, but out of force of habit I took some shots. I then went to a few house parties and watched some guys set a plastic magic 8 ball Jesus on fire. Which I assure you is important somehow. The highlight of my night was the girl I met who told me to meet her at last call and when I told her that I thought she was a bit to drunk to go home with she said in a a most adorable slur “Listen, this is my watering hole, I am a regular here, and I will take whoever I want home with me! You meet me at last call!” Also, important noting is that I didn’t get to any fist fights this trip and I was only threatened once! God I missed Richmond.

Check out the photos from Empire here… Note my new myspace photo below!

I was in DC and VA this weekend.  Got back, went straight to work from the bus station, then straight to my friends birthday party, then I got into a big fight with her because I am a fucking asshole and now it’s 6 AM and I am going to sleep.  I have photos from the trip and fun stuff coming soon.  In the mean time enjoy this:

Good Lemonade, great movies.  A legend died yesterday at age 83.  Paul Newman was one of the forefathers of competitive eating.  Newman’s record of 50 hard-boiled eggs stood for many years until Sonya Thomas ate 65 eggs in under 7 minutes. Bad ass motherfucker who even looked in a sun hat.  You will be missed.

I have to work so I am going to miss them… but why watch the debates when you can watch Hockey Mom the movie…

Holy shit I wish this were real… Of course I mean the movie, if Sarah Palin becomes president I carve my own head off with a hockey skate.

So Tuesday or whatever, there were thing that happened at Happy Endings. Things you could not possibly understand! Or something. What? I don’t know.

Anyway, I sort of feel like I took some funny pictures. Maybe not some good ones, but some funny ones, so that is important. Below instead of my favorite pictures, I just posted the funny ones, but there are some more funny ones in the main gallery and a few good ones too.

After the party I watched X fight three random dudes for like thirty minutes. I was sort of just standing there to make sure he didn’t get jumped by all three of them at once. I didn’t really want to start punching strangers, so I am pretty glad it did not really come to that. Just screaming and yelling and a bloody lip and a a torn shirt and minor interactions with the cops. No one went to jail, life went on, good times. No pictures though, but there are pictures from before the fight so…

Click here to watch people lose their minds!

The first time I saw Dave Hill do stand up about two years ago he showed a video of him interviewing people at Fashion Week.  It pretty much blew me away.  Yesterday I got an email from him with the newest video in his Fashion Week series.  I think you need to check it out as it is once again amazing.  In fact, I am posting the newest one on top and then the older ones below.  Make sure you check Dave Hill online here, or if you speak Japanese here.

Missy who runs Bombshell Bratz came to NYC the other day and brought her friend Sammie with her.   I took some photos of them flashing strangers on the street which was pretty hilarious and then I broke into the front of a dentist’s office or something to take pictures.  Everyone walking by could see everything and Sammie was pretty into it. It was a lot of fun.  Clearly these pictures are NSFW.

Oh yeah, Bombshell Bratz isn’t up yet, so if you want to see more you are going to have to get a subscription to Deviant Nation.

You may notice that these photos are not your normal down town crowd.  This was due to the fact that I was working for Rebel and not the downstairs party and had to shoot everyone.  Each floor had a completely different type of party so, different types of people or something.  The other thing about these photos is that there are a lot of smoke machines at Rebel and that makes for some bad photos, so sorry about that.  It was still a pretty crazy night and I didn’t get home until like 7:30 AM or something.  Anyway, just check out the photos here.

The Miami Dolphins could in fact be the greatest football team every to play the game of football.  Okay, maybe that is a slight exaggeration, but last week when they got embarrassed by the historically lowly Arizona Cardinals I was sure they were the worst team to ever play the game, so watching them beat the living snot out of the hated New England Patriots was enough to bring tears to my eyes.  Seriously, I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and I actually considered sleeping in and missing the game.  It would have been the first game I missed since 2003.  Thank god I woke up randomly at noon.

I am sure you don’t care but Ronnie Brown lined up as quarter back six times during the game and scored on 4 of those plays including a passing touchdown.  He rushed for over 100 yards with 5 scores.  Ricky Williams also had nearly 100 yards and they gave up no sacks and no turnovers.  Fucking brilliant.

Okay, so I am going to take a nap now, but Jesus fucking Christ I am ecstatic.  Miami Dolphins #1!

So what did beloved Burning Angel porn star and dear friend Jessie Lee do for her birthday? She had chick rockers Shiragirl fuck shit up at Public Assembly in Williamsburg, and with Shiragirl came the Real World Brooklyn. Once again the Real World has snuck into my life to see another friends band. First it was Semi Precious Weapons and now its Shiragirl. This time I did some apologizing to the cast for the drama I may have caused them particularly Chet Cannon and Scott. Chet wanted me to make it very clear that he is not engaged, and both of them know this sort of thing comes with the package of being on TV. When it is all over Chet is going to get a job in finance and Scott hopes to make it as an actor. Frankly, I wish them luck.

Anyway, so the reason they were there is because Devyn from the Real World was performing two songs with the band. According to Shira they met one night at Angels & Kings and they were talking about how they were both singers and such. Evidently Shira is trying to record an album while she is out here and the two decided it would be fun to put something together. I actually got some video of them, I will try to get that up later. In the mean time you can see Shiragirl destroy Brooklyn here.

PS. Vote for Shiragirl in the MTV2 Rock Battle Contest here.

Pop Off tonight… say my name at the door.  More updates coming soon…

If Jesus was an Ice Cream flavor he would be Pralines and Dick.

Honestly I have been super busy and slightly blocked of late.  I feel like I am slacking, but fashion week and porn conventions kicked my ass.  This video has been all over the internet of late and I listen to it pretty much every day.  It is a Christian ska song called Jesus is my friend by Sonseed.  You can download the full CD here.  Hopefully I will have new real content soon.  I have some video and a few other things I just need to get together.  See you soon.

Exxxotica NYC is not actually in NYC.  It is in NJ.  It was going to be at least somewhere near NYC at the Meadowlands but they got kicked out and they ended up at the NJ Convention center, which was not that far away, but surely not to be confused with New York.  This was an adult industry showcase that featured porn stars by the bushel.  The event was sponsored by HotMovies, Featured my friend Doug’s Strip For Pain and of course Burning Angel showed up… So you know I had to be there.  It was a three day event, but I had to work Friday and watch the Dolphins lose Sunday so I only made it out for Saturday.  I think one day was more than enough though.  Despite all the supposedly fun things going on it was actually kinda boring.  There were a lot of semi nude women roaming about, but they all just smiled and posed with creepy guys all day and signed autographs.  I wanted to hang out with my friends who were there, but they all had to pay attention to the fans and stuff.  I did have some fun though.  I met a girl who knows a bunch of my friends and has a HUG LIFE tattoo which is becoming increasingly common in our neck of the woods.  I spent a lot of time talking to her and the Pillow Fight League kids.  Steve Prue was there shooting and we talked shop a bit.  I found the Bombshell Bratz kids a web designer.  And Doug did his Strip For Pain thing like 10 times while I was there so I shot a lot of that.

Another thing about this convention is that it makes me realize how little I know about porn despite having a lot of porn friends.   I know a lot about “alt porn” but I didn’t recognize anyone.  The only people I knew there who weren’t alt people were Ron Jeremy who I have met several times now, Sasha Grey who is almost an alt girl and Jesse Jane who was on Entourage.

Speaking of Sasha Grey, anyone who mentions Werner Herzog and Monty Hellman among her favorite directors on myspace should be a friend of mine.  She has also worked with two of my porn friends Eon McKai and Joe Gallant.  I wanted to talk to her at the convention but she had a line of fans that seemed never ending. Oh well.

After the event I went back to the hotel where the BA kids were staying and hung out with the Pop Porn crew.  Stoya was there and we know like 1,000,000 of the same people and I feel like we bonded… but then again she was pretty drunk.  I also made friends with Lexi Love who seemed very unassuming and adorable until I Googled her.  She was pretty rad.  She lives in NYC so maybe I will have some photos of her naked on here one day.

There are like two hundred photos here, and I am not really excited about any of them.  The light was awful and nipples were completely banned.  It is pretty upsetting when it is more likely to see boobs at a bar than it is a porn convention.  Sigh…  You might dig the photos anyway, I guess there are some pretty funny ones.

Clearly we are a bit late filing this one, but better late than never. My friend Nick The Duke has been throwing a new weekly party at Porch. He was down a photographer so he asked me to cover. When he asked me it was early in the AM and I thought I was going to go back to sleep, but alas I did not. I ended up getting about four hours and I had to wake up early Friday AM, and early Saturday and early today and I really just wanted to sleep instead of shooting the party. I sucked it up though and got out there for an hour. The party just seemed to be getting fun when I left, but what can you do. Sometimes a man needs more than four hours of sleep. Fashion Week fucked me up.

Photos from Me Too are here.

Two of my friends bands just have new videos online. Both Prabir and The Substitutes and Gang are fucking awesome. Gang has a new live video out of their new B Side and Prabir has a new video out. I am going to be in NJ all day for this porn convention thing. If things go well I should have some crazy fucking photos for you soon, but in the mean time I am just going to leave you guys with these videos from some amazing bands.