Six Six Sick – 7.29.08

A large drunken homeless Mexican wearing nothing but bootie shorts showed me his penis and then jumped on me hugging and thrusting at me until the Happy Endings bouncers pulled him off me. That is all you need to know about last night. Oh yeah, there were a lot of balloons too.

See photos here. See if you can spot my attacker!

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The Fall Guy Online

The Fall Guy is now online for Free! This was my FAVORITE show when I was a kid, and probably the greatest TV theme song. It was the only song Lee Majors ever recorded, but if I had my way he would be releasing album after album. I haven’t watched one of these episodes yet, so I am not sure if it lives up to expectations, but I will tell you this, if I had to choose between Bo Duke and Colt Seavers, I am picking Colt every time. From the Hulu synopsis:

Colt Seavers is a Hollywood stuntman by trade… but work in Hollywood is sometimes hard to come by. Fortunately, Colt’s other job is as a bounty hunter – and there’s never any shortage of bail-jumping bad guys to hunt down. Colt is helped by his young and enthusiastic cousin Howie – who knows a little bit about everything and not enough about anything – and Jody, a stunningly beautiful stuntwoman. The trio use the tricks of the stunt trade to catch the criminals.

 

Of course. This makes total sense and is amazing. God damn I loved TV. Anyway, Hulu is pretty amazing. They have tons of Simpsons and Family Guy Episodes, Colbert and the Daily, and tons of movies. They just released Hoop Dreams which is probably the best sports documentary ever made. Get on it.

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Skull Paddle

This is the backside of the infamous IGOR paddle. I submitted the photo to Skul-A-Day.com and it was posted the other day.  I was pretty happy about that.  You should check it out here.

People seemed excited about it, so I am going to teach you how to make one of your own.  I made a new one and took a lot of photos, so I will get up the DIY paddle guide as soon as I find someone to hit with the new one.  Any volunteers?

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A Few Of My Favorite Things: Movies That Actually Scared Me

This Gawker article got me thinking… Thinking enough to bring back “A Few Of My Favorite Things”!

A Few Of My Favorite Things is a series that sometimes appears on weekends on Driven By Boredom. Each week I talk about three of my favorite things from a specific genre of film, music, or something else all together. Each favorite thing is accompanied by a video and a description of why it is one of my favorite things. Click here for more favorites.

I have never really been scared of movies in my life. I like a lot of horror films, but usually the ones I like are just really creepy or gory, I am never really scared by them. I remember when I realized this. I had just watched The Blair Witch Project on it’s first run. I am not sure if you remember, but before it became a big hit, it played only in a few cities. I think it was only playing in one theater in the DC area and I had to drive quite a ways to see it. At that time people were saying that it was real. Of course by the end, it was pretty clear that it was fake, but going in I thought I was watching some sort of documentary or something. By the end of the movie all my friends I went with were freaked out, and I wasn’t. I just kept thinking, “The worst thing that is going to happen is that they are going to die.” I sort of realized then I don’t fear death. This of course is bullshit, I just don’t fear theatrical death. I am sure that put in an actual life or death situation I would pee myself. So anyway I started thinking back to the movies in my life that did scare me and I came up with three. Keep reading to find out which.

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Dirty Polaroids

I spent a few hours today working on my topless Polaroid book. I probably haven’t talked about it on here in a while, but I have photographed hundreds of topless girls on Polaroid over the last 8 years. Not all of them have given me permisson to use theirs so I am somewhat limited, but I still have a ton to choose from. I am picking the best photos and writing a story about each girl and making it into a book. That will hopefully get published some how. Anyway, it has probably been up for a while, but I just noticed that a few of my polaroids were uploaded to the French website 50 Rooms. It is a pretty respected site as far as dirty Polaroids are concerned, so I am quite happy to be up there. In celebration here are a few newer topless polaroids that are not quite going to to make it into my book.

Click here to see my 50 Rooms shots, and click here to see the below images uncensored.

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Anna

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Stormy Leather

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Bad Kittys – 7.24.08

So, I wasn’t going to go out on Thursday.  I was on break.  No photos right?  Well that all got fucked up when I found out that Rony’s Photobooth was on tour, hitting up Beauty Bar’s all over this fine country of ours.  And at this very same time Beauty Bar NYC impresario Michael Stewart was finally turning 21 and I had to be there to see him take his first legal drink.  So my goal, of course, was to go out there for 30 minutes or something, say hi and go back home, get to sleep and get up early so I could get some shit done.  And, of course, I failed miserably.  Despite me barely being able to keep my eyes open I decided to pull out my camera because there were all these people I really wanted to see.  After that I wanted to make sure I got enough photos for a gallery so I kept sticking around, but I was too tired to shoot.  ALSO, amazingly I earlier in the day found out that my brand new camera is broken already and that it might not be covered under warranty.  So I was tired, and pissed and despite my need to get out of there, I was just socializing and not taking photos.  I was having a very good time talking to great peoples and such, but at some point I had enough, I had to get to sleep.  As I was leaving I offered two friends a ride home because I thought they lived near me.  After a missed exit and a lot of screaming we arrived at Popeye’s which while still open, was completely out of chicken.  What sort of madness is that?  So by the time I finally got them home, and me home, it was nearly 5 in the morning and I still had to get the Jump photos to the Village Voice.

Despite that bullshit, it was actually a really fun night.

Moving on, I wanted to address one thing.  Rony, what is up with the Bad Kittys thing.  Shouldn’t it be Bad Kitties?  Or is it Bad Kitty’s?  In that case what or who is Bad Kitty and what is she possessing.  Fill a brother in.

Lastly, the pictures from the night are here.  They are taking with my old camera, and I did not take many, so we are just going to have to deal with that.

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The Jump – 7.23.08

Admittedly the rain put a damper on everything in the city on Wednesday.  I personally got soaked like I have never been soaked, the free Aveda hair product I just got burned my eyes as I ran from 33rd to 30th.  I ran so fast I have shin splints today.  Still, I was drenched.  So the party, while not as packed as it would have been given nicer circumstances, was still a lot of fun.  It was the Burning Angel book release after party, and at one point I looked around the club and realized that everyone I knew there was either a DJ or a porn star.  That is good company to be around.  So yes, there are some naked people in this gallery.  There is even a naked go go dancer who once threatened me with physical violence if I ever put up a photo of her topless.  I was quite shocked to see her dancing topless.  I asked her why she was in this state of ultra-undress and she explained to me that it was because she was hot.  Makes sense to me.

Anyway, I started feeling sick so I decided to leave a bit early.  Once I got into the cab and was sitting down I felt a bit better so I dropped by High Voltage for a second.  The rain had killed that party completely and all that was left was Dimitry and Nick Hook who were behind the DJ booth and about 4 or 5 girls who were all half naked and making out in some sort of orgy on the other side of the room.  There was also an old man who kept inviting everyone back to his hotel room and proclaiming to be the original ladies man, whatever that means.  I took some photos, but everyone was extremely drunk and I feel like those photos should just probably not see the light of day, as it would be better for everyone involved.

Anyway, click here to see the Jump @ Rebel party photos.

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Free Obama Buttons!

HOLY FUCK! FREE STUFF!! You can get FREE Barack Obama buttons from MoveOn.org.   Now admittedly MoveOn is pretty much blindly left wing and seems to just support whatever it is furthest “liberal”.  As someone who thinks campaign finance reform is a big issue, I have a problem supporting 527 groups.  MoveOn’s design taste is extremely questionable.  And I still have not received my ugly Obama bumper sticker from them.  BUT, and this is a big BUT, they are FREE!  How can you turn down a free button.  That would be un-American, and I will be damned if I am not a patriot.

In all honesty I actually donated $20 and ordered 45 buttons which I will be passing out whenever I get them, but in the mean time, get your own damn button.

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Kidnap That Foo’

Vacation is going okay.  I haven’t seen anyone in three days, and I have gotten a very minimal amount of work done, but I have been waking up early in the morning and I have been getting a reasonable amount of sleep.  I cleaned my room a bit and submitted some photos to a web project.  Still, I have really have not accomplished much.  I think that if I can keep this waking up early thing going on, I will have no choice but to get some shit done this weekend.  Tonight I am going out, hopefully I will see you guys at Rebel as I need a little bit of adventure.  Then it is back to solitude through the weekend.  Anyway, I keep watching this video of Burt and Ernie rapping to M.O.P. so I guess you should probably watch it too… at least once.   Ante up motherfucker.

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