I got a chicken tattoo. Technically it’s a pollo tattoo. I was walking around my Dominican South Williamsburg neighborhood and I kept looking at these signs for POLLO… which if you don’t speak Dominican means chicken. I was with my friend Joe and I pointed to a sign and was like “I am going to get that tattooed to me”. Soon after it I ran into my friend Barf Callahan and told him about it. I have always wanted one of his drawings on me and this seemed like the perfect opportunity. I described it to him and he got it EXACTLY the way I wanted it on the first time. Then today in Richmond I had my friend Katie Davis put it on me. She did a sweet job. Anyway, check it out. I am way happy with the result. Click the tattoo to see a close up.

Over thanksgiving I stayed in a motel and stayed up late watching the Food Network. When Throwdown with Bobby Flay was over I was flipping channels and I came across a sweet infomercial on soft rock featuring Air Supply. It was the funniest fucking thing I had ever seen. It was like an SNL sketch meets Yacht Rock. I kept telling people about it and as I was reliving it today I decided to Youtube it and found it. It is missing my favorite part when they featured a “celebrity” guest host who told acted like Air Supply was the Beatles or something. “I have all of your albums, and everyone is great.” Anyway, I think you can still get the idea with this clip. Amazing.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2MyLLPAo1I[/youtube]

I am in Richmond in the recording studio with the Gaskets. Teddy is singing Trap Me In Doors as we speak. We got out of the studio last night after midnight and I went to my friend Brian’s house and watched Mythbusters which was way more exciting than it sounds. The episode was about Diet Coke and Mentos. Anyway, my friend Courtney called me and told me to go to our friend Maura’s house. She is pretty rad and was a rock star in Denali but is now a nurse which seems pretty humanitarian… or something. She also is best friends with Margo who is one of my closest female friends. Maura just moved in and you couldn’t get in her door because of carpet in the way, and then like she didn’t have a cork screw so I stabbed the wine with a cooking spoon and I covered myself with red wine. Then we went to my old friend Travis’ house and sat around his bedroom taking pictures and trying on his clothes. There was this guy there who was from NYC and I have taken photos of him before. None of this is interesting, but all of it did happen. Just look at the extremely uninteresting photos, they are totally exciting… (if you happened to be there last night). Jeez.

Eating disorders are ALWAYS funny… These little kids actually sort of look like little anthropomorphic marshmallows.

So my friend Daniela took these sexy photos in the Lit bathroom with me but wouldn’t get fully topless or anything and then I woke up the next morning and there were topless photos of her on Jess’ site.  I was pretty upset.  I was all like “I though we were friends.”  And then she was like, “my name is Danielle, not Daniela.”  Woops.  I guess I lose.  Unfortunately I had already named all the images, so from now on she is known as Daniela.  She does go by “Danielle Dead” for some reason so from now on she is Daniela Dead.    Strangely enough she is like the least dead-esque person I know.  She is always smiley and real cute.  I don’t get it.  Here are some slightly naked photos of her.  I am getting her boobs on here soon dammit.  Grr…

I just spent the last several hours hanging out in DC with 4 out of 5 of my best friends.  The only one missing, my friend Sam, lives in NYC and I see him pretty much every other day.  The others I do not see often so it was great to see them.  Combined I have been friends with them for roughly 78 years.  Other than these 5 kids I don’t really have any close friends so it is pretty great to see them.  My friend Jamie just got a raise and everyone (not including me) got drunk on his tab and then we played Buck Hunter for far too long.  I was dead last until the very last round when I somehow became victorious… and ended up second to last.  This is a really boring post, but I just wanted to post this picture of four of my best friends in the world since they don’t show up on my site that often.   Anyway, that is that.  I should have good updates later today if I have internet access in Richmond.

 I hope everyone who sent me their address got their X-Mas card from me.  I spent an insane amount of effort and a lot of money I don’t have on these cards so I hope you dug them.  Below is the card in case you didn’t get one.  I sent out nearly 300 of them!  Special thanks to Gina from Godsgirls.com and Ariel AKA Dusty from Burningangel.com for actually showing up to the shoot.  You guys rule.  Also thanks to Sam Bell for designing the card in like two hours so I could get the cards back in time.  Thanks guys, there are a TON of sexxxy out takes, so make sure you check those out.

I only drink twice a year, my birthday and new years.  If anyone was at my birthday you know how out of control I get.  It will be shenanigans to the max.  Anyway, I will be here.  Click the flyer to buy advance tickets.  Let’s see if I can manage to drink and not break my camera this time around…

Here are some more of my old Dysfunctional Family Circus Cartoons.  The Japanese Scat cartoon predates 2 Girls One Cup by 5 years or so.  I am so classy.  Just 21 more to go before I have to start making new ones of these.  Dig it.