It is not often I fall in love with someone I have never met… I have been mildly obsessed with the Gods Girl Chelsea for a long time.  I don’t often blog about porn, but I did put a sexy video of her up once.  She came to NYC and she tried to pee in a bar and we took a Topless Polaroid of her outside the Hells Angels NYC headquarters.  It rules.  I thought she would hate me because I not only eat meat, but I sort of represent it to the fullest.  Her leather purse and piercing eyes put me at ease.  She is totally my type of chick.  And we both fall in fake love all the time and I have been in fake love with her for like a year, so here’s hoping she at least falls in fake lust with me while shes in town…  I did get her naked in a bathroom 20 min after meeting her, but I don’t think I can take that personally.  Anyway these pictures are clearly Not Safe For Work, but she is so hot that you might want to fwd the link around your office.  Not even your boss could turn down tits like these.  Sorry… I’m done.  Look at the photos already.  I’m smitten.



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Comments (2)


  1. josh
    January 3rd, 2008 | 8:54 am

    love your blog man, good luck with the lady

  2. January 3rd, 2008 | 7:36 pm

    thanks, ill need it… a fake crush is still an important crush… somehow…

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