So last night I went to Rebel Rebel cause it was my friend Liah’s going away party.  I used to have a big crush on her but she didn’t want to get involved in anything cause she was moving.  I guess that makes sense… or not.  Whatever, I went to say goodbye.  It was not very packed so I just talked to some friends.  One of my friends introduced to her friends and I sort of was talking to one of those friends, but I am talking to this girl so I didn’t really want to be too good friends with that friend.  I assume you know exactly what I am talking about, my friend.  Anyway I kissed this girl a tiny bit, but I decided to leave cause I like this other girl these days and I went to say goodbye to Liah.  Then I went back to say bye to the girl I kissed, but she was gone.  I asked her friend where she went and her friend said she was in the bathroom and she would go find her.  When she opened the bathroom door the girl was giving a blow job to someone.  Woops! Amazing.  Check the photos, they have some nipples in them, so watch out at work.  Also look in the photos for hilarious pictures of people shaking their faces because their lips look crazy and distorted.

DNCHRD is another LVHRD event.  Basically it is a DJ battle and a dance battle.  When you get to the event you are given two ball pit style balls and you use them to vote for a DJ.  You put them in front of the box of the DJ you like.  You can get new balls if a judge awards you them for good dancing or if you challenge another member of the audience for their balls.  At the end the DJ who wins get to keep all the vinyl that LVHRD got for the event.  It was a blast although people kept asking me all night why I looked so upset.  I think that’s just how I look.  I did have a headache. Who knows.  Anyway, it is really hard to get photos of people dancing.  I just kept getting limbs and things.  The photos look fun, but they might not be the best composed shots I have ever taken, but I guess you can be the judge. DJ Elhaam came out victorious.

A few weeks ago that dude from Entourage was at High Voltage. Lance Bass was there last week. Who is going to be there tonight?

I didn’t put up these Lance Bass photos up last week because I was trying to sell them, but Page 6 could not identify who was in the photo with him so they didn’t buy them so I am going to post them. Come to High Voltage at 200 Orchard tonight.

Update: For Pink is the New blog visitors… High Voltage is a party every Wednesday night at a bar called 200 Orchard, which is located coincidentally at 200 Orchard. It is fun, you should come. Maybe Lance Bass or Adrian Grenier or Lance Bass will come out. At the very least you can hang out with Nicole Richie’s boyfriend’s brother.

Somehow I forgot to update yesterday.  I over slept and then had to go out and I just completely forgot.  It is 8AM now and I need to sleep so I am going to do that, but when I wake up I will try to make up for it with Lance Bass photos, some photos from Rebel Rebel and photos from the most recent LVHRD event. I also might have a really funny video of my friend spraying a fire extinguisher at a duck, but I will probably save that for Thursday.  Come to this tonight too.

I found this old footage of my friends dog when it was a puppy.  It kept peeing in my living room.  It is really cute and I just thought I would put it up so I could send it to her.  It is not really DBB material.  That being said, ladies, you need to thank the girl who owns this dog, because she’s the one who taught me how to eat pussy so many years ago.  Too much info… sorry.  Gross.

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Greenland. You saw photos of them yesterday, now watch their video today.  It was shot in 8mm.  It looks pretty fucking nuts.  They are one of my favorite bands so recognize.

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Marc Ecko bought Barry Bonds 756 home run ball in order to make some insane publicity stunt. He decided that he is going to either give the ball to the Hall of Fame, brand the ball with an asterisk and then give it to the Hall of Fame, or he is going to send it into space. I guess I think it should be in the Hall myself but the asterisk thing is pretty funny. You can vote for yourself.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di4fQzYrXIc[/youtube]

Thanks to my friends at the Music Slut I booked a show for Greenland at 200 Orchard.  When I booked it I did not realize that my friend Jess’ band Pratique was playing right after them.  Then when I got there I realized I knew the singer of The Mood too.  All the bands were good and I took a few photos of each band.  Not a lot of photos, but enough that you could see what was going on.  See?

Just so she doesn’t yell at me, the first 5 pictures were taken by Emily.  She stole my camera.  The 6th picture is of her and you can see just the hint of her boob.  How exciting!  I stayed at Trash pretty much all night, although I was at Revolver and Annex for a minute at the beginning and end of my night respectively.  At the end of Trash I sat down and talked to Lydia for like 30 minutes straight which was nice cause I rarely talk to anyone for more than two minutes before I run off to take photos of something else.  I can probably count on two hands how many 30 min plus conversations I have had with someone at a party that I wasn’t actively trying to sleep with.  Anyway, people complain from time that I put up bad photos of them, so for a treat I am going to put up possibly the best photo I have ever taken of myself.  Welcome to a self portrait that Dürer would be proud of.  Click for more less hideous photos.