Happy Alt-Porn Day!

So two things happened in the world of Alt-Porn today. Fucking get excited and get out your wallets.

1. My friend and good friend to this site, Ariel, has a new set on Burning Angel.

2. Gods Girls sent me a free naked video for me to post of the hottest girl on the planet: Chelsea. It is an exclusive video to this site that has never been seen before.

Below you have Ariel and Chelsea wearing clothes. But if you click “read the article”, you are going to see them very, very naked.

So don’t click here if you don’t want to see hot naked girls.

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Alyssa

I met this girl at Midway on Friday.  Her name might be spelled with one S. Her friend left her to go off with some guy so I started talking to her.  We found a fire exit and took some cute photos.  She is pretty adorable.  The pictures are for once safe for work, so that is exciting.  You can sort of see her underwear though, so maybe that’s hot.  Anyway, it was nice meeting her… I hope I’ll run into her again.  Enjoy her pictures.

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Fireworks

I was on the plane and going through old video and I found this clip.  It is not even worth playing.  My friend Chris films himself trying to wake up my friend Benny with fire works, but he really just burns a hole in his own carpet.  The only reason I am posting this is because I can do it really quickly and I am busy as hell today and not in town and blah blah blah… it’s just extra content anyway.  Sorry.   One more update today.

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Bang Bang At The Disco

Just got to Miami after sitting on the run way for 2 hours and missing my transfer flight. I made the last flight by less than 3 minutes.  They told me just to sit in any seat.  So I sat down and there was an empty seat next to me.  This couple who was in the same situation as I was asked me if they could sit there so they could be together and I would find another seat.  I said okay.  The problem was there was no other seat and the flight crew was trying to kick me off the plane.  Amazingly this random girl over heard the whole thing and she gave me her seat and she got off.  I am not sure why but I would still be in Atlanta if it weren’t for her.

Okay, so last night I went to Bang Bang At The Disco at Midway.  It is a pretty new party but the last couple of weeks it had been pretty bumpin’.  Last night was not so great though, but the people who were there danced their ass off and everyone had a lot of fun.  There is a cool back stage area that I took some girls back there to take photos.  It was fun.  I met this girl Rebeca and we took way too many photos.  There are a lot in this gallery, but her official photo set will be up when I get back.  It is pretty sexy.  I also took some less sexy but still cute photos of this girl Alysa.  She has pretty amazing lips and legs and yum.  You will see those photos when I get back, or maybe tomorrow or something.  They are pretty tame, but I feel like they deserve their own post for some reason.  Okay, check out the photos… there are a couple of sexy photos of my friend Sarah who told me I could put up some photos I took of her naked before I moved to NYC.  They were sort of a test for some shit I was working on and were never meant to be published but she told me last night that they are some of her favorite photos of her and I could put them up if I wanted…. so yeah… next week.  OKAY…. Bang Bang photos here.

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Miami Trip

I am going to Miami today.  I will be back Monday.  I am brining my computer, but I am not sure how much work I will get done, so updates might be light… however, I have a bunch of stuff to post.  I took photos of a bunch of girls in the back of Midway last night during Bang Bang At The Disco.  Nothing naked, but still fun.  Also, I will not be partying in Miami, I am on business of sorts.  As a select few of you know I run a Miami Dolphins fan site called Bored With Losing.  It was originally a site where I ranted about football, but it sort of devolved into random YouTube clips of highlights.  Yes I am a dork, even more so than you thought.  So every year the Dolphins in the kindess of the hearts invite us down to Miami for a game and stadium tour and things.  I am not sure how interesting any of this will be to you, but I will have some pictures… maybe some cheerleaders or something.  Anyway, it is going to be fun, but I don’t know if I will have time to update.  I guess we will just see.  I should have at least the Bang Bang At The Disco pictures if not the girls I took photos of there.  Hmm.  Sorry.

Anyway, more importantly, can someone teach me the Lindy Hop?  We need to start breaking this shit out at LES dance parties.

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DBB In The News

So today was a busy day for Driven By Boredom.  After I posted that Steve Irwin video it got posted on Fark.com.  The video got viewed by a few thousand people and not one of them had one nice thing to say… Which I guess is fair when you post videos of you attacking harmless ducks with fire extinguishers. Fair enough.

Also yesterday the L Magazine Night Life Issue came out and I was interviewed.  They also had night life awards including best night life photographer, which I did not win.  Nor was I honorable mention.  Tragic.  Nikola won and he doesn’t even shoot night life anymore… then again whatever he does shoot is amazing so I am pretty sure he wins at life.  Anyway here is my interview (click it for more photo blogger tell-alls):

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One thing to note about this is that they asked everyone where they have had their work published and I am not sure what I said but for the record I was never in Stern magazine, I was on their website, and they still paid me a shit load of money for the photos.  Also, since everyone seems to be dropping blogs they have been on… I was on The Music Slut, And Brooklyn Vegan, and Fleshbot, and Suicide Girls, and in dozens of weekly’s and magazines from all over the place.  I actually have two cover shots.  But, whatever… blah.  Oh… I made another big blog today.  My Lance Bass Photos made Pink Is The New Blog.  W00t

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High Voltage – 9.26.07

I have had an insane day. I have been up all night and I am going to stay up all night. At 7 I am going to Nicky’s event. If you don’t know about it already go to his site and find out the details. Then I am going over to Midway on Ave B in between 2nd and 3rd. I am actually getting paid to shoot a party there which means they expect people to show up so they can make money so they can pay me, so that should be fun. I am sick of getting paid in drink tickets which I just give to other people. Speaking of which, I don’t think Dimitry has given me any since High Voltage moved. Wtf? Okay. Oh, also I think I need to stop by Unstoppable Perfect at Happy Endings because that is always a blast. Anyway, last night was fun. I hadn’t really talked to my old pal Gina in a long time. There is a cute photo of her giving me a peck on the mouth which is way more action I thought I would ever get with her. I also was hanging out with this girl I am crushing on so that was fun. We got San Loco with her and Nicky and her friend who it’s pretty clear Nicky is crushing on. Good times. Oh, by the way, I just wanted you guys to know that I am crushing this photo thing. I am finally at a place where I like the photos I am taking… so enjoy that shit. I can’t choose just one image for this set so I am posting a bunch. Also I have been typing non-stop since 5 am and my fingers are about to fall off. ANYWAY… photos here. AND does anyone think Ashley’s new hair cut makes her look suspiciously like a cat wearing a fruit helmet? You be the judge.

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Steve Irwin the Duck Hunter

Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, and I went out to tag some ducks. Unfortunately the capture did not go as well as planned. What you can’t see in this video is the 25+ ducks that had gathered by the edge of the pond to eat the bread we were feeding them. It was far to dark to be filming. None of the ducks were hurt in the making of this video, but they were really annoyed and they did quack a lot. Amazing.  I laughed so hard I peed.  My friend who is in this video does pretty phenomenal impersonations and his outtakes from this were hilarious.   Just watch the video.

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You Have Wasted Your Life

I have wasted quite a lot of time in my life.  This whole website for example, but really, I can’t imagine the time it took to make either of these two YouTube videos.. which, while amazing, make me wonder what the hell is wrong with this world.  The first one was probably done by some MIT engineers instead of inventing something to benfit mankind forever and change the way we live… like cell phones, the internet, and Segways.  The second is a video of kids who are determined to one day grow up to be the best frat boys ever.  You should see their other video where they use the slight of hand that took them years to master in order to slide date rape drugs in to girls drinks when they aren’t looking.  Phenomenal!PS. Every time I spell the word either I put an A in it and I don’t know why.  Eaither is not a word.  WTF D00D?

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