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Oh boy. It is that time of the week again. High Voltage pictures. I think the last time I didn’t go to HiV was the time that Andrew WK was there and every person in the world was there except me because I needed sleep. Last night was fun. Check out these fresh pix

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Yo Majesty is so dope. I love these women. Here are some photos I took of them a while ago, here are some I took last night.

Also, it is not looking good on a flyer for my party, so I will just keep reminding you in text form.  UPDATE: Look! I got a flyer!

TRASH @ Rififi - Friday, aka Tomorrow 11th St Between 1st and 2nd. Tell them you are there for my birthday for free admission (i think). 10pm - 4am. Do it! I will be taking naked pictures in lieu of presents. Also, I have a personal goal of making out with 10 girls in one night, so please, have your teeth brushed and your herpes in check. Thanks.

I just put up two galleries of photos from last night without putting watermarks on them again.  So they will be up later.  I don’t know when but soon.  I am a moron.  High Voltage and Yo Majesty will go up when I get back from Herzog I think.  Augh.  FUCK!

This is what you have to wait on…

It is 5am and I have an insanely busy day tomorrow. I am sure you don’t care but I need to sleep… I am watching another 5 hours of Herzog films tomorrow. 6 of them in fact. I will probably write a sentence or two about all of the ones I saw if I can get a list of what I saw, if that makes sense. I saw like 8 of them already. Anyway, sleeping pills are taking hold. I had a lot of fun over the last two days. This one girl was bitching at me because I always talk about how I make out with people on here. I didn’t think I did it that much. But then when I said goodbye to her and her friend I made out with both of them and a trash man called me a pimp. I was wearing a Cadillac logo around my neck. Then I was thinking about all of that, and I just sort of realized I am helplessly addicted to girls. I never bring anyone home and I rarely have sex, but I don’t really have fun unless I have made out with some girl somewhere at some point in the night, even if its for a second. I used to have sex a lot, and that just depressed me. This fills the void a bit, and is less depressing so that works for me, even if sometimes I come off as sleazy or creepy. Sometimes I feel creepy, but mostly I just feel like I am in love for a few minutes a few times a night. I made out with two girls tonight and sucked on another girls lip for a photo and when I went home alone, I felt slightly depressed, but slightly excited that I got to kiss them in the first place. I don’t really know what I am doing. There are a few girls I really like right now, but I am probably fucking things up with them by doing whatever I do. I just feel that however much I like some girl, they aren’t perfect so why waste my time. I am an old man now, I need to find me a woman to marry, otherwise I just need to make out in a bathroom and then move on with my night. Augh. Sorry for this rant, I should be asleep. That being said, at my birthday party on Friday, I need to make out with everyone. I need to set the record for making out with people that I set last year on my birthday. I think it was 5. Okay. I think I’m an asshole. What do you think?

Finally, here is part two.  After they turned the lights down, and pulled everyone on stage, the party got nuts.  Lots of balloons and dancing.  Fun time party madness. Do it.

So for my birthday today I got an HIV test and amazingly enough I passed. I guess all the IV drug use was for nothing.

As a favor to Michael T, I am not going to post part 2 of Motherfucker until he okay’s the photos. Hopefully the will be up soon. I have already had to take down three photos from part 1, so check them out while they are still up!

PS. Reminder: My birthday party is on Friday at Trash at Rififi. Be there.

Topless Polaroid Cake By Leah

Ah, Motherfucker. The biggest party in NYC is back for their 7th year anniversary. The first party I ever went to in NYC was a Motherfucker Party. It was pretty nuts, but for some reason I didn’t shoot that well. I think it was just so big that I didn’t really get to talk to anyone for that long cause I was just looking for the next shot. I didn’t get as personal with anyone. There are some crazy photos, but not technically my best ones. I think you will still dig them any way, I mean the guy from That 70’s Show, Danny Masterson, was there, how could you not. Mildly NSFW. Part two will be up soon.

1. I am now 27 years of age.  I am now in my late 20’s.  Very scary.

2. I forgot to upload all the verticle photos from the last three galleries.  So if you were at Trash or Ruff on Friday and you didn’t see pictures of you, check again.  Also, a few more Faint photos.

Motherfucker photos up in 30 minutes I think.

So The Faint got me into Motherfucker at Webster Hall for free. I took 550 pictures last night so I am going to post them in different sections. I figure since the Faint hooked me up I will get them up first. For the record they were great. I never really listened to them before but I was very impressed. The only problem was it was sort of impossible to get near them and there was fog everywhere. I kept messing with different exposures and things and never really got it right. I was down front in the crowd for a bit, but I was worried about my camera so I did not stay there long. Anyway, the pictures came out very weird. I like some of them, but it is not really my style. Check them out if you would. More Motherfucker photos late tonight or tomorrow.

On a much less dramatic note.  Here are a few pictures from Trash.  I wasn’t taking too many pictures cause I was busy texting the girl I met at Ruff from below.  I am an idiot.  Anyway, have some photos.

PS. My birthday Tuesday and the party is at Trash next Friday.  You should come.

At Ruff Club the other night I met pretty much the girl of my dreams. Last night I had the chance to have sex with her. I never have sex with people I just meet, it is bad for business. I am trying to care about the people I sleep with these days… But I knew I was going to get this chance, and I thought a lot about it. I decided that even though it goes against my rules, it would be worth it to break them this once… So I did it. The thing is I was so into her that there was way too much pressure and I couldn’t get it up for a while. Eventually after an embarrassing ten minutes I did. I guess the sex was okay after that, and she seemed to be pleased… but I just felt like shit about the whole thing. Then this morning she pretty much escaped from my house without saying a word. I figure I will never see her again and I am pretty upset about it. I probably should not be putting this out on this site, but I don’t have a live journal so this will have to do. Isn’t that what blogging is all about? Therapy? Oh yeah, here are the photos from Ruff.

PS. This is not the girl I am speaking about in this picture, although I do have a fake crush on her.

So… I don’t really have anything to put up today. I have some Trash and Ruff Club photos to go up tomorrow. I want to write a little thing about this Roger Corman book I read and I will probably say something about the 7 or so Herzog films I watched. But I really don’t want to do any of that now. So instead I am going to find something weird on You Tube and post it below. Let the search begin…

And the winner is… my favorite Eugene Mirman video of all time: Sexpert.

I got an email about these Beastie Boys remixes.  I didn’t even plan on looking at them, but it was in my inbox for a while so I checked them out.  They are pretty great and free.  So listen to some music…

I took a bunch of photos I was really happy with at High Voltage so I am posting three instead of one. Hey, I can do that. Maybe I will do it more often… Just enjoy the gallery and quit complaining.